For janeyl

[lovemonster]

excellent presentation of the comma there, LM.

that sunday morning was gorgeous. you [almost] live in a postcard.

what was the funny thing on sale in that shop in town? i know we found something amusing, but i'm fucked (or not) if i can remember exactly what it was.

Thank you, sweetie

It was glorious, wasn't it? I have a pic of you reprobates on the beach, did I ever send it?

The only thing I can remember was the beer named after our leetle Lit 'friend'

 

[lovemonster]

esp. if i'd reached for that rasher of bacon!

You'd have lost fingers, maybe even the hand!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Thank you, sweetie

It was glorious, wasn't it? I have a pic of you reprobates on the beach, did I ever send it?

The only thing I can remember was the beer named after our leetle Lit 'friend'

nope, never.

it was cider, not beer.

there was something in that shop ... the weirdy gift place. i dunno, it was a bit blurry after janey's arse and the sounds of lesbianism in the night.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

You'd have lost fingers, maybe even the hand!

i was going more for the comparison 'tween janey's labia and a rasher of bacon ... not that i've seen janey's piss-flaps that is.

... in daylight.

 

[lovemonster]

nope, never.

it was cider, not beer.

there was something in that shop ... the weirdy gift place. i dunno, it was a bit blurry after janey's arse and the sounds of lesbianism in the night.

I shall have to go search it out - you looking like a hoody teenager, until you get up close and see the dissolute and haggard face

Who gives a fuck, it was alcohol we never got to drink!

LOL, sorry did we keep you awake?

Can't think what it was, there was some weird shit in that shop - mebbe Janers will remember?

 

[lovemonster]

i was going more for the comparison 'tween janey's labia and a rasher of bacon ... not that i've seen janey's piss-flaps that is.

... in daylight.

Yeah, that's what I meant too!

*sprints from Janey*

 

[janeyl]

nope, never.

it was cider, not beer.

there was something in that shop ... the weirdy gift place. i dunno, it was a bit blurry after janey's arse and the sounds of lesbianism in the night.

There were lesbians?

shocking behaviour...must've been after I went to bed...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Yeah, that's what I meant too!

*sprints from Janey*

fuck janey.

... oh!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

There were lesbians?

shocking behaviour...must've been after I went to bed...

and left me lonely and sobbing downstairs.

 

[lovemonster]

fuck janey.

... oh!

*snerk*

 

[lovemonster]

and left me lonely and sobbing downstairs.

That was sobbing? Sounded like snoring to me

 

[geronimo_appleby]

That was sobbing? Sounded like snoring to me

i blame the cat.

oh, btw, that PM i just sent ... guess whose inbox is full.

 

[lovemonster]

i blame the cat.

oh, btw, that PM i just sent ... guess whose inbox is full.

It's always the pussy's fault, isn't it?

LMAO! Shocker, huh?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

It's always the pussy's fault, isn't it?

LMAO! Shocker, huh?

yeah, arnold is prolly to blame.

 

[lovemonster]

yeah, arnold is prolly to blame.

No, no, no - that's dullard, not pussy!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

No, no, no - that's dullard, not pussy!

and not the dark custodian of the castle?

fuck me, how lion, the witch, etc.

 

[lovemonster]

and not the dark custodian of the castle?

fuck me, how lion, the witch, etc.

No, that's a fuckwit, darling

 

[janeyl]

No, no, no - that's dullard, not pussy!

Yep...pussies at least have redeeming qualities...even if they do shit on the carpet and sharpen their claws on the furniture...

Now then...posts like that are likely to get you deleted from fb...or worse...make the lurking whining stalker cunt post here too...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

No, that's a fuckwit, darling

he'll get his mate skeletor to duff you up!

 

[lovemonster]

Now then...posts like that are likely to get you deleted from fb...or worse...make the lurking whining stalker cunt post here too...

Damn, really?

Bugger, I thought I'd been deleted already!

 

[janeyl]

Damn, really?

Bugger, I thought I'd been deleted already!

I think we all have sweetie...some of us get friend invites again though...lol

 

[lovemonster]

he'll get his mate skeletor to duff you up!

I'll just threaten to break his black eyeliner pencil, that'll stop him in his tracks!

 

[lovemonster]

I think we all have sweetie...some of us get friend invites again though...lol

Oooh, let me guess who...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I think we all have sweetie...some of us get friend invites again though...lol

what can i say ...?



she ain't made of wood.

 

[janeyl]

Oooh, let me guess who...

well it won me a bet anyway...