Newbies and returning literoticans. Please introduce yourselves.

[wannabebitchboi]

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[eyer]

Well, I guess as a relative Newb I'll post. If you gotta call me something I guess J would work. I don't get on here very much, really more like once a month due to a hectic work schedule. I've read the stories for years, but just got on the forums recently. If it's legal, I'm pretty much down with it. Anything you wanna know, feel free to ask. And if you see me on here, shoot me a message cuz I'm typically bored as shit.

Please tell me you actually aren't an "Army Officer"...

 

[Wings27]

Well, Hi, I'm Wings.

*Hi Wings*

I've been here since, umm, for a while. I'm traditionally a PG'er but please don't hold that against me. I'm relatively harmless. I am not a Redwings fan. And I don't like Redbull.

 

[eyer]

Can anyone explain why my profile picture doesn't appear to show up?

The Secretary of Defense called...

...before your profile pic will air, he wants you to find less girly panties.

 

[garbage can]

Can anyone explain why my profile picture doesn't appear to show up?

If you have a teeny cock, and balls the size of marbles, I think your profile pic is alive and well.

 

[wannabebitchboi]

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[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Can anyone explain why my profile picture doesn't appear to show up?

You mean avatar pic? Your profile pic is there. They are 2 different things. AVs are not allowed until you pass 100 posts. You may want to read all the rules and guidelines before posting further on the GB. This is an undermoderated board and we can be harsh. In fact, quite brutal without remorse.

 

[wannabebitchboi]

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[ziti_the_noodle]

I'll keep that in mind, fortunately, I have a thick skin.

Call him a basketball.

-ziti

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You mean avatar pic? Your profile pic is there. They are 2 different things. AVs are not allowed until you pass 100 posts. You may want to read all the rules and guidelines before posting further on the GB. This is an undermoderated board and we can be harsh. In fact, quite brutal without remorse.

We don't bury our dead, we eat them.

 

[linuxgeek]

*waves hand* I am not GB poster you are looking for.

 

[eyer]

I can be whatever I want to be.

Of course you can be...

...but why impersonate an "Army Officer"?

 

[wannabebitchboi]

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[EllieTalbot]

Hi! I'm Ellie (and please, don't PM me excitedly, thinking I live near you - my sigs change every time). I'm nobody's little weasel.

Generally on the GB,
Ellie

 

[neci]

Actually, I had meant to take that off. That was my mistake and you pointed it out and it has bee corrected, but that doesn't mean I was impersonating.

when you make it to 100 posts, please use your cock as an av.

 

[wannabebitchboi]

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[EllieTalbot]

*waves hand* I am not GB poster you are looking for.

But you are the droid I'm looking for, and you have secret plans in your memory banks. Now get out of the hovercraft, you wannabe-Jedi punk.

Busting Bothans,
Ellie

 

[linuxgeek]

But you are the droid I'm looking for, and you have secret plans in your memory banks. Now get out of the hovercraft, you wannabe-Jedi punk.

Busting Bothans,
Ellie

damn .. I keep forgetting which people that doesn't work on.

 

[eyer]

Actually, I had meant to take that off. That was my mistake and you pointed it out and it has bee corrected, but that doesn't mean I was impersonating.

So...

...are you an officer in the United States Army?

(BTW: "Army Officer" is still listed under Occupation...]

 

[wannabebitchboi]

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[neci]

I'll do whatever you like. I'll send you a pic if you want.

save it for the av. it will be lovely.

 

[wannabebitchboi]

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[ofLebanon]

Hi, I'm a lurker on the GB… sometimes it makes me giggle, sometimes it makes me roll my eyes.

 

[Morcheeba]

Been here since 2003 so not really new. Piccata means to 'pound flat' as in chicken piccata. The Pizzicato Polka is a piece written by Johann Strauss and is often played by beginning bands and orchestras. Pizzicato means 'to pluck'.

So my log-in name is a smashup of those concepts. (in case anyone was wondering) In some languages the 'cc' and 'zz' are pronounced as 'tzs' as in 'itsy bitsy'. Its up to you if you want to try to say my name with the hard C or the slippery Z. If I were you I wouldn't try to say my log-in name at all.

This ^^ was all interesting (seriously) but I prefer to call you Picci. Must be a bitch typing all that in at once, though.

Ahh, LinuxGeek is still around!

Linux Geek, Lit's Savior during nasty hurricane seasons.

 

[Morcheeba]

Hi, I'm a lurker on the GB… sometimes it makes me giggle, sometimes it makes me roll my eyes.

Hi. But isn't that like what a woman does to a man (owner Laurel)?