Is Byron In Exile Bitter?

[HAL_9000]

I'd rather never taste Byron, TYVM.

 

[stickwork]

Or maybe you've simply mistaken me for someone who gives a damn about what you think.

I'm here for my amusement, not yours.

Non-sequitur.

Something really is bothering you.


Hey fuck it. You're taking a beating all over this thread, I was just trying to be nice.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Non-sequitur.

Something really is bothering you.

Lol... if you say so, I guess.

Hey fuck it. You're taking a beating all over this thread, I was just trying to be nice.

No, I'm just weathering the storm of people who don't like me finally having an opportunity to vent their spleen.

If you want to join the "Byron kicked my ass once upon a time" chorus, be my guest.

And you can take your "I was just trying to be nice" bullshit, form it into a broom handle, and sit down on it and spin around.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Dolf, along with her other handles in here, must have some a major vagina volcano (k, not the size, I meant volcanic) action going on in here. Suiters and victims all around over the years.

Out of chaos come order. And with dolf............well.......nevermind, this is dolf.

 

[stickwork]

Lol... if you say so, I guess.

No, I'm just weathering the storm of people who don't like me finally having an opportunity to vent their spleen.

If you want to join the "Byron kicked my ass once upon a time" chorus, be my guest.

And you can take your "I was just trying to be nice" bullshit, form it into a broom handle, and sit down on it and spin around.

You mean the kicked Byron's ass club. Check your syntax.

The "broom" comment is quality, btw though. Funny, funny stuff.

 

[Byron In Exile]

You mean the kicked Byron's ass club. Check your syntax.

Hasn't happened, yet. Check your reality.

The "broom" comment is quality, btw though. Funny, funny stuff.

So I've amused you, as well. Tell me this isn't a win-win deal.

 

[stickwork]

Hasn't happened, yet. Check your reality.

So I've amused you, as well. Tell me this isn't a win-win deal.

Did someone really hand you authority around here, or is that moderator gig like a night job at the college library for social misfits who memorize book passages to try to impress women who inevitably ignore them?

Hopefully the staff here throws you a couple bucks an hour for your hard work.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Did someone really hand you authority around here, or is that moderator gig like a night job at the college library for social misfits who memorize book passages to try to impress women who inevitably ignore them?

Hopefully the staff here throws you a couple bucks an hour for your hard work.

It's mostly the latter: that is, a night job at the college library for social misfits who try to impress women with things those women can't understand.

And there's no money involved, sadly enough.

The hours are spiffy, though...

 

[redheadedtxn]

I'm still sorta in shock that they were really doing the internet boyfriend/girlfriend thing.. I really thought they were joking.

 

[blunt_trauma]

we weren't really boyfriend/girlfriend.

and the 'high school' message he talks about was a link to an online only short of one of his favourite shows, which i knew he wouldn't otherwise get to see.

i was happy to let him have the last word in email.
i was happy to let him have it on the boards.
two weeks later, it's getting tedious.

 

[Bert Notorius]

its a pity

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

I bitched about Bush for six years, and through all that time the Republicans on this board never trashed me the way the Democrats do now that "their guy" is "in charge."

They were angry when Bush was President, but they seem even more angry now that Obama is President.

Maybe it's just disappointment.

Maybe, it's who they really are and have been all along.
A_J, the Wiser

 

[RobDownSouth]

Maybe, it's who they really are and have been all along.
A_J, the Wiser

We're not talkin' politics in this thread, Dances With Falsehoods, we're talkin' about Byron's bitterness.

I notice that now that you've shown up in this thread, the voting has gone from 10-7 in favor of Byron's bitterness to 10-13 against, in a matter of 45 minutes.

Way to stick up for your "bro"!

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

We're not talkin' politics in this thread, Dances With Falsehoods, we're talkin' about Byron's bitterness.

I notice that now that you've shown up in this thread, the voting has gone from 10-7 in favor of Byron's bitterness to 10-13 against, in a matter of 45 minutes.

Way to stick up for your "bro"!

I made a phone call. With it being Saturday morning, I am running low on swing votes.

 

[redheadedtxn]

we weren't really boyfriend/girlfriend.

and the 'high school' message he talks about was a link to an online only short of one of his favourite shows, which i knew he wouldn't otherwise get to see.

i was happy to let him have the last word in email.
i was happy to let him have it on the boards.
two weeks later, it's getting tedious.

Oh.
Well, nevermind.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

You know, Byron, you used to talk a hell of a lot of trash. And I mean a hell of a lot. This whole hilarious scandal could not possibly have happened to a more deserving pile of human garbage than you.

You called me crazy. So what the fuck is your excuse for this mess you've gotten into?

 

[Saint Peter]

You are crazy.

 

[Morwen]

heh heh cute, I like byron. I also like LT, even if no one else does.

I don't come here for relationships, so not really going to comment about that kind of mistake.

But only an ignorant failure believes in the Republicans or Democrats, those are corporations founded specifically to defraud you and disenfranchise you and they don't give a fuck about you.

At all.

 

[Byron In Exile]

we weren't really boyfriend/girlfriend.

You're a good actress, I'll give you that.

and the 'high school' message he talks about was a link to an online only short of one of his favourite shows, which i knew he wouldn't otherwise get to see.

It wasn't a "high school message," it was high school behavior to put me on ignore, block me on Facebook, and then take me off ignore in order to drop me a little "gift" or whatever and then announce you were immediately putting me back on ignore again. That's just weak and ridiculous. And why would I accept such a thing from someone who never wants to talk to me again? "Here's a gumdrop, now get lost."

A favour followed by a backhanded slap?

Fuck that shit.

Lady, you have issues.

i was happy to let him have the last word in email.

I don't believe you had a choice.

i was happy to let him have it on the boards.

Again, you've denied yourself that choice.

two weeks later, it's getting tedious.

How can it be tedious if you have me on ignore? Or are you secretly reading my posts, anyway?

How much more tedious do you expect your charade to be after two months or two years?

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'm still sorta in shock that they were really doing the internet boyfriend/girlfriend thing.. I really thought they were joking.

I talked w/ her ten times more than I posted on Lit.

It was fun.

 

[Byron In Exile]

We're not talkin' politics in this thread, Dances With Falsehoods, we're talkin' about Byron's bitterness.

...or lack thereof.

I notice that now that you've shown up in this thread, the voting has gone from 10-7 in favor of Byron's bitterness to 10-13 against, in a matter of 45 minutes.

Way to stick up for your "bro"!

Anonymous polls are pure bullshit.

But typical for you, considering you're the bullshit fucking master.

 

[Byron In Exile]

You know, Byron, you used to talk a hell of a lot of trash. And I mean a hell of a lot. This whole hilarious scandal could not possibly have happened to a more deserving pile of human garbage than you.

You called me crazy. So what the fuck is your excuse for this mess you've gotten into?

You keep picking those scabs, and you're going to have scars.

Oh, wait... too late!

ps. you're crazy.

 

[Byron In Exile]

You are crazy.

He's the living definition of crazy.

We could shorten the OED by listing "Crazy, n., LT"

 

[unregistered]

 

[RobDownSouth]

...or lack thereof.

Anonymous polls are pure bullshit.

But typical for you, considering you're the bullshit fucking master.

Still so very bitter.

Thank you Chief Three Jowls!

Awwww, sticking up for your "bro".


Edited to add:
I originally planned on making the poll "public", so we could see all of Byron's alts voting "not bitter".
But then I recalled he is a vindictive little priss, attacking folks email addresses with lotsa signup offers, so I prudently went with "anonymous" polling. Sorry Byron....no retaliation for you buddy!