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after doing pretty much everything I set out to do with the added bonus of feeling the head of my cock and absolute full length of my erect shaft slip up her into her tight, not-too-oftenly-fucked asshole; which ultimately brought me to orgasm, I made my way back into the living room area where I decided I would take some recovery pics for those who have been with me today from the start.


*note* pic three was not omitted. Apparently I failed to remember what the fuck number I was on when I was saving them to post.
 
the rest.

actually... these are all in reverse order but fuck if I care right now.
 
You really do cash in.

I'm feeling cashed in.

in spite of being the bull in a domesticated heterosexual version of shower prison sex all my reserves seem to have been greatly depleted. Meanwhile, my wife is all like... :)Hi:)!.

Seriously... I think my tunnel vision had just dissipated when she came bounding through the house in her pajamas, like some sort of Pollyannic nymphet.
 
I'm feeling cashed in.

in spite of being the bull in a domesticated heterosexual version of shower prison sex all my reserves seem to have been greatly depleted. Meanwhile, my wife is all like... :)Hi:)!.

Seriously... I think my tunnel vision had just dissipated when she came bounding through the house in her pajamas, like some sort of Pollyannic nymphet.

Unintentional or not, that's hilarious.

It's hard not to feel like we've cashed in when you post "post" pics. Followed closely by the odd pervy equivalent of feeling like I just spent most of the day camped out in your bushes with a thermos & binoculars. I'm going to go compartmentalize that.
 
I'm feeling cashed in.

in spite of being the bull in a domesticated heterosexual version of shower prison sex all my reserves seem to have been greatly depleted. Meanwhile, my wife is all like... :)Hi:)!.

Seriously... I think my tunnel vision had just dissipated when she came bounding through the house in her pajamas, like some sort of Pollyannic nymphet.

And while you did look depleted... you did also look fantastic post-coital. So fucking fantastic.
 
You're adorable.

And fucking hot as hell. I just got caught up on your, um...escapades yesterday. You look satsfied. ;) I find your description of your wife after sex hysterical. What's up with that? We are the same way. Hub passes out and I'm ready to jump out of bed and clean the house. Sex is a sure fire way to give me energy if I'm feeling sluggish.
 
You one of the few that make "sweaty, nude, post coital lounging while holding eyeglasses" look downright sexy

Please keep posting your tasteful yet dark and erotic photos and your thoughts. You are fucking worth the thread visits;):kiss:
 
I read all your "mehs" when they were up... I liked them. Humanity is one of your good (great) traits.
 
saw this elsewhere and it got me to remembering another thing about why I think it would be nice to be a woman sometimes, and what I think you all take for granted much of the time...

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lozhjiaPdu1qi6wtso1_400.gif
hands-free masturbation/orgasms.

now granted all you all are not the same which is what makes things difficult for us men. For some, straddling the bathtub faucet is the be all and end all of awesomeness. For others; like my wife, it's a big... "meh... doesn't really do *much*" "Much" being the operative word here, as there are still some feel good tinglies going on... and they cannot be fully dismissed from my perspective as a male, because it's still something.

Sure we've all... or those of us that periodically like to watch solo-cocks ejaculate... sometimes seen those hands-free ejaculation vids, here's a pretty good one but at what cost must a guy pay for the sake of being able to achieve what women can do pretty much whenever they feel the need? I'll tell you at what cost... days if not a week or two of abstaining all dogwhisperer-like i.e. no touch, no talk, no eye contact, with your cock.

Okay, sure the woman in the tub is being stimulated by water, and yes men can hook up electrodes (just as women can as well mind you) and ejaculate that way... though you all will have to find those vids yourselves.... it's not like we all can run our cocks under the faucet or straddle the corner of the wash-machine during the right particular laundry cycle of our choice to get our rocks off.

And don't even get me going on the topic of mini-orgasms, multiple-orgasms, or wanting a quickie with no interest in orgasming at all because "sometimes I just want to be fucked because if feels nice" ...seriously what the fuck ladies?
 
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I haven't tried the hands-free method... maybe I'll try it out sometime.
(heads off for some privacy) :D

Hope you're doing well, Y. :)
 
I've never been a big fan of the water orgasm thing. Just isn't my thing. Although one time......when hub and I were in the shower, we used the handheld on us as we fucked and it was pretty damn good.

And btw, I miss you. :rose:
 
she was a gunmetal motherfucker
the punk type woman that kept you from seeing it
but she gave you the idea

I couldn't help myself from listening to the sound her foot steps made
as her heels clicked across the shellac floors

her hips swayed too much
causing a subtle rotation of her foot prior to lifting off the ground for the next step
sounds of sand being ground into the polished hardwood
kept my sight from becoming milk hazy with blind rage

...though it also made the fevered desire to fuck become heavy and well up in my throat and behind my eyes.

the woman wasn't onto me
she didn't know
she walked by
and didn't hear me fall into the sweat-lust vapor trail of perfume and pussy she left with each step.

My body began to build itself
swelling in the chest
and thighs
and crotch.

this was new
yet welcome.

I began to actually physically feel what I've been feeling far inside me ever since being bound and locked up and injected with whatever the fuck I didn't sign up for

But I guess that's the price one pays for being an incarcerated fuckhead.

I could hear her breathing 8 tables away
over the bullshit echo of muddled voices talking smart about food they have no fucking knowledge of how to make at home.

The beating of her heart pushed waves of air across the room like the constant drip of dew off bamboo leaves into the mirror reflective pond of a Zen garden... and I absorbed them into the darkness of my lust, ever so determined to project them back into her with each pulsating orgasm of my cock.

It was then when I heard the sound of her top front teeth take in the flesh of her crimson bottom lip and scrape across it with the realization that the man she saw but wasn't aware of was going to watch her get up, walk across the room, look directly into her eyes give her a depth of want she's fooled herself into believing she's felt before... but never actually has.
 
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somethings are difficult to hold
sadness isn't one of them.

you don't hold it
it holds you

and it reminds you
of all the feelings​
you wish to forget
of all the events​
you wish bury
that all your experiences​
with love
have been
painful​

Sadness
is a weight
pressing against your chest
above your heart
near your throat
and it makes your chin quiver
when your voice is trying to say
what you know
no one will ever really understand

because it's not theirs
and they don't care

and your bottom lip begins to tremble as a certain weight is added to your eyes
and you don't want to blink
because you've convinced yourself thus far you've kept your shit together

but if you blink...
your cheeks will roll with tears
and there is no hiding.

so you bite the side of your cheek
to keep from becoming even more of a mess
and think strong thoughts
ones you think are rational
and for a brief second...
an algorithm
cascades
from where your brain keeps them for such situations
and your body goes...

"AH HA! I AM NO FOOL!"

but you are
and you know you are
because all the things
you wished to have
and be
and keep
and protect
and fix
and remember
and make love to
and have made love to
and feel for you like you for it
are not there when you look into the mirror.
 
I believe I only had 3 hours of sleep this morning.

in fact I'm pretty sure of it.

it was shitty sleep too
because I was up most of the night
looking at porn

but not masturbating.

I didn't have to look at porn
but it's easy to look at
and when you're not sleeping
you realize that your default setting caters to whatever takes the path with least resistance between your eyeballs and brain

seriously
look at the shit that's on tv during the wee hours of the morning.

I am right and you can't prove me otherwise assholes because TV is gospel. To challenge me would mean to challenge YEARS of TV scheduling... and honestly? I'd like to see you fucks try. You all go right up to the TV people and say "This fuck head guy that posts shitty shit on the interwebs says he's right and we are wrong about whatever the fuck all this is about and we feel that because he's proven himself time and again of being batwingery we are correct in this matter."

and I bet you the trimmings of my freshly trimmed pubes I trimmed this morning after I woke up to masturbate because you can't fucking look at internet porn all fucking night and go to bed without jerking it! Well... you can because I did but like I said before I had shit for sleep and the reason why was because the orgasm region of my brain and cock were talking like old war buddies saying "WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS ASSHOLE THINK HE IS!" and all three hours they were sending messages like... "we should get him to think his wife would be into that!" and "YEAH! I bet we could get him to post something on craigslist!" and "fuck that's an AWESOME IDEA!!!" Until I'm like "ALRIGHT ALREADY! I'LL FUCKING DIAL UP THE FUCKING INTERRACIAL GANGBANG CREAMPIE CLEAN-UP VIDEO AND JERK-IT YOU STUPID FUCKS! GOD!!!"

anyway... I'll bet you my pubes that the TV guys will be all like... "are you kidding? do you jackholes think we'd sell any of the shit we're selling between the hours of 1:30ish A.M. and 5 A.M.? Get the fuck out of here."

and I would win because I am right. But you don't have to give me anything for being right. The fact that I don't have to gather up my pubes from the trash in the bathroom is reward enough.
 
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I've never been a big fan of the water orgasm thing. Just isn't my thing. Although one time......when hub and I were in the shower, we used the handheld on us as we fucked and it was pretty damn good.

And btw, I miss you. :rose:

fucking hell! and of the porno vids I watched one was one featuring a garden hose! I actually really liked it because... well... I was a bit smitten with the woman giving the demonstration. And yes it was a demonstration. Rather anti-climactic though. I should go to bed because you know... sleep and all is pretty important to body and mind... which both are already pretty tippy tappy on a good day... but I'm going to go see if I can find the vid. If it's not found and posted by midnight-o-thirty my brain has made my existence go to a place where it would probably make more sense. So one should maybe come over and cover me up with a blanket if it has happened prior to me reaching the bedroom. The doors locked, but we rent so you can break a window to get in... though make sure both cats are in the bedroom and the door is shut because my wife will be pissed to come home and find them missing.

oh yeah... my wife is working tonight so feel free to have your way(s) with me if you would like. Just don't infect me with shit or come seeking some sort of child-support later on down the road.
 
oh for motherfucking fuck sake.

The reason behind staying up and ultimately looking at porn all fucking night and then keeping myself up all day after only 3 or so hours of weak ass mother fucking sleep was to fucking reset whatever the fuck inside me that needs resetting so that I can fucking sleep at fucking night without the help of medication. Do you fucking think it worked? I fucking thought it did sometime around 9 PM tonight when I went the fuck to bed, but I was fucking wrong.

Want some goddamn insight, or... god forbid you find yourself relating and would like someone else to identify with? Click the link... skip to the 3 minute mark if you want to get to the point, but I suggest watching the whole damn thing because what the fuck else do you have going on this time of night?
 
and what song is playing between my thoughts of failure, existential angst, and all the other fucking bullshit keeping me awake right now that I wish I could resolve and be done with?

This one.














































you are welcome.
 
oh for motherfucking fuck sake.

The reason behind staying up and ultimately looking at porn all fucking night and then keeping myself up all day after only 3 or so hours of weak ass mother fucking sleep was to fucking reset whatever the fuck inside me that needs resetting so that I can fucking sleep at fucking night without the help of medication. Do you fucking think it worked? I fucking thought it did sometime around 9 PM tonight when I went the fuck to bed, but I was fucking wrong.

Want some goddamn insight, or... god forbid you find yourself relating and would like someone else to identify with? Click the link... skip to the 3 minute mark if you want to get to the point, but I suggest watching the whole damn thing because what the fuck else do you have going on this time of night?


Oh, are you in the Absolutely Cannot Sleep Unless It's Medicinally Induced Club too?
 
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