Before eating a pussy?

[Very_Bad_Man]

Do you just go for it or do you do the superfluous stinky pinky smell test when you think she is not looking?

For myself, I prefer to man up and dive right into that honey pot.

Yeah ladies guys do that when they think you are not looking.

Pansies.

On a side note, do chicks ever do that to another chick or is it just guys who are squeamish?

 

[Carnevil9]

If she's a new lover, I just dive in and take pot luck. But if the smell or taste are unpleasant, then the next time (assuming there IS a next time), I'll suggest we shower together first.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Pussy often starts out tasting sour. Then it sweetens up.

If there's time, we might get into the shower, but sometimes you gotta choose between eating pussy or forget about it. And sure, I almost always stick in a finger and taste it first.

 

[boredVAwife]

For me the man doesn't have to have just gotten out of the shower but at the same time he does need to be clean and not just come back from the gym. A certain musky scent from both men and women are a turn on for me. Poor hygiene is always a turn off tho.

 

[Stella_Omega]

For me the man doesn't have to have just gotten out of the shower but at the same time he does need to be clean and not just come back from the gym. A certain musky scent from both men and women are a turn on for me. Poor hygiene is always a turn off tho.

Dick flavor issues are pretty different than pussy flavor issues.

 

[kaboom3d]

Dick flavor issues are pretty different than pussy flavor issues.

It has been my experience that men have far less concern (if any) about their junk smelling, than a woman. We tend to be quite aware of potential over powering aromas. I enjoy the sent of caviar, while smelling three day old sushi is a turn off. I have been with a number of ladies, and never had one that wasn't prepared to solve any potential problems.

 

[Kenna_is_here]

On a side note, do chicks ever do that to another chick or is it just guys who are squeamish?

Hell yeah. Nothing puts me off more than a wiffy willy

 

[minn]

Pardon me

Pardon my grossness here but I remember a friend of mine telling me a few years back that he went down on his lady on their first date and she smelled so awful he was hoping she would pass gas to improve the smell! (Sorry...., I did apologize upfront).

 

[Qyron]

Pardon my grossness here but I remember a friend of mine telling me a few years back that he went down on his lady on their first date and she smelled so awful he was hoping she would pass gas to improve the smell! (Sorry...., I did apologize upfront).

(OwO) that's a killer!

For me, if dessert is served, I dive in. Only if I get slapped on the face with a completely overwhelming bad smell/taste I stop and give warning about it.

 

[Tryit74]

Do you just go for it or do you do the superfluous stinky pinky smell test when you think she is not looking?

For myself, I prefer to man up and dive right into that honey pot.

Yeah ladies guys do that when they think you are not looking.

Pansies.

On a side note, do chicks ever do that to another chick or is it just guys who are squeamish?

Is that what your avatar is doing? The stinky pinky taste test?

I usually just go for it. If its really bad, there won't be a next time.

 

[Hoot47]

Bless you ginar............ that's mighty nice of you.
I always insist on cleanliness and freshness.....mine and hers!

 

[Johnpalmerston]

i would just go down and see how it smells/tatses. If it was bad i would try and keep going but use my fingers a bit too. There wouldnt be a next time though

 

[Karen Kraft]

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[Very_Bad_Man]

Pretty lame Karen. I prove you to being a lying shit talker on the GB and you stalk my thread over here.

Pathetic

Proves you are a low brow loser and my truth cut you to the bone.

 

[Jringo21]

Jump right in

I always go for it right from the get go. I have been burned a few times, but that comes with the territory.

 

[Daniel1492]

There's nothing I like better then muff diving and I always go straight for it.
But this thread made me laugh thinking about the one time I wished I didn't go straight for it. I met a great looking blonde working on a job when I was young and asked her out. We went out and had a great time, then went back to her place. Well we ended up in the sack and I headed down for the muff dive that I so love. Yikes! When I got down there it was like a bad batch of limburger cheese, oh man was it bad. I gave it a few token licks and fingered then headed straight back up.

 

[kevin_1s]

There has only ever been one woman, that smelled very bad down there. I carried on kissing down here thighs to her knees.

Luckily it never happened with any other woman.

 

[SubmissiveBrat]

The trick is to get her nice and wet before you dive in. Dry pussy sometimes is musty smelling and can be sour to the tongue. Get her wet and it refreshes. If a girl smells you generally will know it before you get your face down there.

 

[nfrrdscnnr1]

also

Also seems to me it is possible that having my own engine cranked up and ready to roar does something to the smeller that allows one to deal with an off smell better than when one isn't cranked up.

 

[TheSmellofSex]

I've never encountered a foul smell. Maybe I'm lucky, maybe that's the reason I chose this name.

 

[backslash]

I've never encountered a foul smell either.. but might I ask how the "superfluous stinky pinky smell test" is performed?

What do you do? Stuff your nose between her legs when she isn't looking? lol

I think it would start out with your hand rubbing her, then move to kissing down her body, at which point you can move your hand closer to your nose for "inspection".

I met one girl MANY years ago who definitely had some sort of issue going on. I sort of did what I described above, though I wasn't actually trying to check things out on purpose (I was young and still pretty inexperienced). Fortunately for me she was more interested in providing oral than doing anything else (seriously - she loved giving head) so I guess it all worked out for the short time we were involved (I ended up breaking it off because I felt like I was using her, even though she was OK with the situation).

 

[backslash]

So when the smell is bad then what?

How do you get out of it? By the time you can smell it you'd be heading south so she'd be expecting it. xDD

Hrmm... maybe don't go further south than her breasts, so you can immediately work your way back up and play stupid. Hopefully I won't ever have to deal with this, in the future.

 

[hoodooman]

funny but awkward later

A friend was bedding a woman for their first time together. She was under the sheets when he lifted them up to slip in...the odor...stench...put him off entirely..

He announced that he was going to get a pack of cigs and never went back (motel)

 

[kevin_1s]

So when the smell is bad then what?

How do you get out of it? By the time you can smell it you'd be heading south so she'd be expecting it. xDD

do whati did and keep going south...lol down here thighs.