CuriousAusGal
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A USB vibrator? Hell yes!! Where can I get me one of these babies??
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A USB vibrator? Hell yes!! Where can I get me one of these babies??
CuriousAusGal
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Smiles... Curious. Welcome!
Please feel free to torment the Elfin one. Elfie is just a tartie lad who happens to possess a wicked sense of humour (yes, I know, blindingly obvious there Moonie!) and I love his wordplay. Feel free to torment him at will, I know I do...smiles.
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Thanks for the welcome, Ms Moon.
Ah, I see. Hmm, I wonder if I'm witty and wordy enough. I can only but try. Although I would like to enquire as to the meaning of 'tartie'. For some reason, I started thinking of limericks and leprechauns, but I'm sure I'm way off base.
Curious
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Oh, the round wobbly bits seem to say I'm definately female.
As for a threesome, there hasn't been much in the way of indoor sports lately, and outside it would be a case of part the goose bumps and guess what's there.
No immediate reason to panic Ms Triskele with the round wobbly bits
... I'm a Kiwi not normally resident in Oz for long (apart from a couple of sojourns of 4-6 months in the fading past). ............ unless of course you were planning on going to Canberra or Melbourne (two of my half dozen or so favourite Aussie cities), now made all the more attractive as AusGal lives in one and likes the other
Triskele
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Have yet to trek across to Aotearoa. Brother was there for a few years. He learned a lot of Aussie jokes.
My cherubs live in Canberra so I sometimes lurk around there. The Princess and I plan a trip to Melbourne before October. Love St Kilda. Also have unfortunate fate of supporting the Saints (AFL). Have been unable to fight the addiction....
My cherubs live in Canberra so I sometimes lurk around there. The Princess and I plan a trip to Melbourne before October. Love St Kilda. Also have unfortunate fate of supporting the Saints (AFL). Have been unable to fight the addiction....
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Have yet to trek across to Aotearoa. Brother was there for a few years. He learned a lot of Aussie jokes.
My cherubs live in Canberra so I sometimes lurk around there. The Princess and I plan a trip to Melbourne before October. Love St Kilda. Also have unfortunate fate of supporting the Saints (AFL). Have been unable to fight the addiction....
Hmmmm .... *checks fight schedules and waves the ash cloud away* (I feel a trip to Aus looming)
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Isn't Canberra full of sex shops?
Maybe here is your answer .....
http://www.sextoys2thedoor.com.au/p/267534/chat-room-vibrator-kit.html
Or a Glass/Pyrex great for pussy or butt, you can chill it or warm it for different sensations, no battries needed & I'm sure you will find the right spots that it works for you.
http://www.sextoys2thedoor.com.au/p/1043605/glasstix-amphisbaena-double-end-bar.html
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Oh damn you mean I have to sin more?
Is it possible for you to sin more Mr Gil? *weg*. Will have to ask your lovely Bandit about that one.
You never know when the Sadist within will come out to play and I inflict the horror upon you. smiles.
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Thanks for the link. You'd be surprised how many sex shops there aren't in Canberra. Oh yes, there's quite a few XXX stores that give me the heebie jeebies as they look so tacky. But to go to a quality shop... well, the choices are few. Online just might be the way to go.
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Thanks for the welcome, Ms Moon.
Ah, I see. Hmm, I wonder if I'm witty and wordy enough. I can only but try. Although I would like to enquire as to the meaning of 'tartie'. For some reason, I started thinking of limericks and leprechauns, but I'm sure I'm way off base.
Oh, I am sure you are more than able to torment the naughty Elf, sweetie. He is a *tartie* as in a loose man for a little flirting. smiles. Wait to see how he responds to that one....reaction indeed....grrrr
If I was going with the limericks and leprechauns, would be more a *tattie*....just don't know how starchy the lad is to make that sort of inference.
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Oh, the round wobbly bits seem to say I'm definately female.
As for a threesome, there hasn't been much in the way of indoor sports lately, and outside it would be a case of part the goose bumps and guess what's there.
BANDIT
& I enjoy someone with wobbly bits joining us but alas this fun play we both enjoy has been very rare although BANDIT geets to enjoy so fun Bi play with her long time lady friend.
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Oh, I am sure you are more than able to torment the naughty Elf, sweetie. He is a *tartie* as in a loose man for a little flirting. smiles. Wait to see how he responds to that one....reaction indeed....grrrr
If I was going with the limericks and leprechauns, would be more a *tattie*....just don't know how starchy the lad is to make that sort of inference.
Ah, it was as simple as I might have thought. A 'tart'. 'Sfunny, I always think of that word as applying to females. Well, I'm sure I can have some fun with the resident thread tart
And maybe 'tattie' is what I was getting confused with. I do love a good tater myself. Starch and all. The things you can do with a tater and a good amount of butter...
Curious
Triskele
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You rate the opinion of a stalker. Unhinged, deranged and so not into anything outside the image they project.
Never seen your picture, but I like your style.
Lost wieght having daughter but packed it on having son. Major personal upheaval. lost it again BUT had bloody nongs turning up on doorstep. One married arrived with booze & chockies - sent him home to wife. Another one 'grew his hair long so he could drape it over my body'!!? Eeeew.
Now have wobblies again but a happier life. Although slowly whittling down - slow but sure (soooo much harder now) and have large dog who guards door!!
Never seen your picture, but I like your style.
Lost wieght having daughter but packed it on having son. Major personal upheaval. lost it again BUT had bloody nongs turning up on doorstep. One married arrived with booze & chockies - sent him home to wife. Another one 'grew his hair long so he could drape it over my body'!!? Eeeew.
Now have wobblies again but a happier life. Although slowly whittling down - slow but sure (soooo much harder now) and have large dog who guards door!!
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Yep, I think you've come up with the definition of Catch 22 alright.
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Just poppin in to see the neighbours, seeing how everyone is doin?
CuriousAusGal
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Well that's a strange one. Mixed blessing?
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You rate the opinion of a stalker. Unhinged, deranged and so not into anything outside the image they project.
Never seen your picture, but I like your style.
Lost wieght having daughter but packed it on having son. Major personal upheaval. lost it again BUT had bloody nongs turning up on doorstep. One married arrived with booze & chockies - sent him home to wife. Another one 'grew his hair long so he could drape it over my body'!!? Eeeew.
Now have wobblies again but a happier life. Although slowly whittling down - slow but sure (soooo much harder now) and have large dog who guards door!!
Sounds... interesting. Complicated and interesting. For given values, of course. I've never had any of them, although I relate to pink wobbly bits.
Triskele
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Used to get depressed over wobbly bits. Now figure it's where I am now. Just passin' thru going...?? It's a wait & see, as always. Always great people around each corner. Things are never dull around here!
And now I've found this great bunch of people, too.hehe.
And now I've found this great bunch of people, too.hehe.
CuriousAusGal
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Umm, Just a question to webbo1....
How come only your kit is cammo but the rest of you not? Do pink bits blend in where ur lurking?
Has webbo's avi changed and I haven't noticed or something?
Triskele
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Dunno what it was before?
I don't see the avi s all the time. Sometimes they show, sometimes not. Must be my computer.
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