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darkelf9 said:
Well you know they say the mind is first thing to go....can remember what the second thing is.....

I guess so long as they buzz, there is hope. At least you won't need to hear hubby ask..."are we there yet"
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Oh, he's given up hope of me getting there. Apparently, I'm a hard bicycle to pedal.
 
Triskele said:
Hi, O Curious One. You've got the wrong model. U need the ones that vibrate like CRAAZY when the battery is about to run out!!:D:D

Live sorta near Canberra, coastward. Canberra is empty coz they all trek thru here to the coast! Some go skiing now. Better season this year.

Still, if yo have to live in the city it's the one to be in. Mind you if they could put Melbourne on Sydney harbour I'd be tempted.
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Could you quote make and serial number please, cos it sounds like you've got one of what I need.

Hmm... I'm thinking one of those towns beginning with 'B', maybe?

I prefer Melbourne over Sydney, but I'll stick to my small town capital city.
 
CuriousAusGal said:
There is! Imagine my disappoinment when I first realised the batteries were on their way out!:eek:
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Oh, yes ... back to manual! Reminds me of my old car that had a crank handle for when the battery failed (.... wait that's more like us live males isn't it!) :rolleyes:
 
CuriousAusGal said:
Could you quote make and serial number please, cos it sounds like you've got one of what I need.

Hmm... I'm thinking one of those towns beginning with 'B', maybe?

I prefer Melbourne over Sydney, but I'll stick to my small town capital city.
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Oh yeah. It would 'B' the one closest 2 the coast. ;)
I agree & prefer Melbourne. People more laid back. Sydney seems constantly on Amyl. Can't get past that harbour, though. Crewed there a few times. Nothing beats a good yacht, a tight crew and a sexy skipper!
 
Byron999 said:
Oh, yes ... back to manual! Reminds me of my old car that had a crank handle for when the battery failed (.... wait that's more like us live males isn't it!) :rolleyes:
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Had a partner nicknamed 'Model T' just for that reason....
 
Triskele said:
Had a partner nicknamed 'Model T' just for that reason....
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Haaa .... I like that! In uni I had a car that required others to crank while I got accelerator and choke perfectly balanced .... mates reckoned it was my way of testing my girlfriends' potential. :D
 
Byron999 said:
Haaa .... I like that! In uni I had a car that required others to crank while I got accelerator and choke perfectly balanced .... mates reckoned it was my way of testing my girlfriends' potential. :D
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Car in uni was calle "Horace". Learned how to double clutch with that beggar. Found out that skill comes in handy, too:devil:
 
Byron999 said:
Oh, yes ... back to manual! Reminds me of my old car that had a crank handle for when the battery failed (.... wait that's more like us live males isn't it!) :rolleyes:
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LMAO! I don't know that I've had to crank start too many, but I've done a few push starts.
 
Triskele said:
Oh yeah. It would 'B' the one closest 2 the coast. ;)
I agree & prefer Melbourne. People more laid back. Sydney seems constantly on Amyl. Can't get past that harbour, though. Crewed there a few times. Nothing beats a good yacht, a tight crew and a sexy skipper!
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Then I've 'B'een through your town and stopped to hose and water there too.

I've never really sailed, so can't say I relate to that experience.
 
CuriousAusGal said:
Then I've 'B'een through your town and stopped to hose and water there too.

I've never really sailed, so can't say I relate to that experience.
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Never could afford one of my own. We would get a group of about a dozen and hire a yacht. Skipper came with the deal. We all learned how that way. Entered a regatta every year. Never won but had a ball!! :nana:
 
Byron999 said:
Oh, I think I might remember if it was the three of us :D
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Haha, love the visual I almost got then. I say almost, as I don't know if Triskele is male or female. My apologies if it's obvious to everyone else and I've just missed it.

I've never done a threesome. I must admit the idea has appeal.
 
CuriousAusGal said:
Haha, love the visual I almost got then. I say almost, as I don't know if Triskele is male or female. My apologies if it's obvious to everyone else and I've just missed it.

I've never done a threesome. I must admit the idea has appeal.
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Hmmmmm ... and at "B" too :)

and re the "third one's" gender ... it's a surprise in store LOL
 
Byron999 said:
Hmmmmm ... and at "B" too :)

and re the "third one's" gender ... it's a surprise in store LOL
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But is it the good kind of surprise? Am I going to enjoy it?

And sorry for seeming to piss off all the time, I was trying to work my way through the "Advice for new Litser's" thread.
 
CuriousAusGal said:
But is it the good kind of surprise? Am I going to enjoy it?

And sorry for seeming to piss off all the time, I was trying to work my way through the "Advice for new Litser's" thread.
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What's not to enjoy? (Jewish quote)

"Advice for new Litser's" ?
And here's me thinking you were off having fun somewhere :rolleyes:
 
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