What's Covering Your Ass - Part Two

I like that. Honestly, I can't seem to orgasm lately. I mean, I can...but it take forever... so maybe a little trouble is what I need.. or a little luck...

You know.. I just posted an amazing post over on Kate's thread about the word "cunt".. and it never showed up...

I am so pissed.:mad:

I would love to assist you in your latest problem, as im sure the rest of the thread would

Hope you day gets better ♥
 
Could it be me that would deliver the fuck,
Bring you to orgasm and change your luck?
Maybe with another drink you'll be able
To be bent over that dining room table.

dining room table now that's unique
a grand buffet is what you seek?..

darling, it's true, I may be so gentle
but I'm often thought of as continental.....

Not a three course meal or even four
but I'd leave you full..yet wanting more.

see the trick is to .. oh never mind
let's just say, it's a feast divine...

I may be "cured", and not fast food
and definitely not at all a prude.
 
:eek:



How'd you get that tiny heart to post on this??

hmmm hope thats a good :eek: lol

second time i'v been asked this on lit its an alt function key, basicaly put number lock on and press alt and hit 3 on the number pad other buttons give you things like this ☺

when i get my camera working, i may post up a pic for you, but until then words will have to do, black cotton boxers finishing about halfway down my thigh.

 
second time i'v been asked this on lit its an alt function key, basicaly put number lock on and press alt and hit 3 on the number pad other buttons give you things like this ☺

when i get my camera working, i may post up a pic for you, but until then words will have to do, black cotton boxers finishing about halfway down my thigh.


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Ok.. I got a three... you shittin'me?:mad:


you mean you are taking them off?
 
dining room table now that's unique
a grand buffet is what you seek?..

darling, it's true, I may be so gentle
but I'm often thought of as continental.....

Not a three course meal or even four
but I'd leave you full..yet wanting more.

see the trick is to .. oh never mind
let's just say, it's a feast divine...

I may be "cured", and not fast food
and definitely not at all a prude.

Truly you are no prude and I'll say if I dare
Your sexual palate enjoys a variety of fare.
I'd love a feast of you and have written before
Of how I'd take a taste of the Honey I adore.
And when our meal is complete and I still want more
Darling would you care to join me on the living room floor?
 
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Ok.. I got a three... you shittin'me?:mad:


you mean you are taking them off?

you have to use the number pad, and the alt key together ( make sure number lock is on)

No there just long boxers, well there coming off in a min
 
Truly you are no prude and I'll say if I dare
Your sexual palate enjoys a variety of fare.
I'd love a feast of you and have written before
Of how I'd take a taste of the Honey I adore.
And when our meal is complete and I still want more
Darling would you care to join me on the living room floor?

seems a house party is what's in store
dare I ask if I'll be against a door?

'tis a treat to taste my honey
plentiful and sweet, my dear parker-bunny

dessert's a treat, but I'll let that pass
because simply, darling...do you wanna fuck my...oh damn.. gotta mow the grass!
 
seems a house party is what's in store
dare I ask if I'll be against a door?

'tis a treat to taste my honey
plentiful and sweet, my dear parker-bunny

dessert's a treat, but I'll let that pass
because simply, darling...do you wanna fuck my...oh damn.. gotta mow the grass!

holy crap , my good girl theory just went right out the window .....

:D
 
seems a house party is what's in store
dare I ask if I'll be against a door?

'tis a treat to taste my honey
plentiful and sweet, my dear parker-bunny

dessert's a treat, but I'll let that pass
because simply, darling...do you wanna fuck my...oh damn.. gotta mow the grass!

yes this is a house party so get back inside
i havent finish taking you for a ride
mowing the grass in the evening would be no good
can't see what's out there might accidentally cut my wood
anyway that old lawn mower, it's outta gas
now get back inside and I will fuck your...oh hell, the pizza is here at last!
 
yes this is a house party so get back inside
i havent finish taking you for a ride
mowing the grass in the evening would be no good
can't see what's out there might accidentally cut my wood
anyway that old lawn mower, it's outta gas
now get back inside and I will to fuck your...oh hell, the pizza is here at last!

sweet! Dinner time!
 
no... I am a good girl....;)

I have no doubts that you are who you say you are ,
its the implied unsaid words that raised the bar .
Your written words just took me aback ,
in another thread , I just seen your crack !


ahhhhh , you said crack again , honeykins ...

:D
 
yes this is a house party so get back inside
i havent finish taking you for a ride
mowing the grass in the evening would be no good
can't see what's out there might accidentally cut my wood
anyway that old lawn mower, it's outta gas
now get back inside and I will fuck your...oh hell, the pizza is here at last!

Large pepperoni with extra cheese
you having a party? may i come in please?
then i see her in the corner
struggling to hide my boner
as i see her standing there
Amazing body and long brown hair
thoughts racing through my mind
hoping for a special time
I picture my tongue going round
I love the way i make you sound
Then I snap back just in time
But only manage to get out the word Hi

(was reading through and was waiting for a point where i could jump in )
 
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you don't know that ....... you're just shy,
because there's a damn good chance it could be true ......
and I'm pleased to see that the invented word has stuck with you ,
say it with me ... Honey-gasmmmmmm , it just rolls off the tongue so nicely ( which may or may not be word play , you can decide )
muahahahahaaaaa .... :cool:

Look at the love people are sending , and our lovely Gisella is exactly right , people come to admire you from all over the planet , but then again , her motives may be to do some of that freaky girlie bumping thing with you ,
:shoulder shrugs: Idunnoooo:D but she's a doll as well , so its a win/win
kinda thing for my mind .
But who could blame her , we'd all like to.... nevermind , I wont get into this here ... lmao

xxx
Chainzz
...now you put thoughts in my head, see what you did...:D:kiss: if I would do that with someone could not have choosen a more beautifull women...
 
LOL... yes the word stuck,,I have a soft spot for creative, funny people....

too bad you're none of those! say what?:eek:

lol just kidding <<< and I say that in case you don't get it. ;)

Gisella is a beauty..and I do remember her.. her words, beauty and inner spirit can never go unnoticed....

well ty babes, aren't you way to sweet and generous... friends are never forgotten:kiss:
 
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