Ok, so it seems to work for the guys here

Mollie_F

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So what does a girl get if she just says: bored, horny... PM me!?
 
Dear my suggestion would be to run and hide until the flood of pm's goes down.
 
No matter what you look like girls will always win out in less your playing golf because girls have a 3 to 2 ratio over the guys plus the extra set titboot lol. So yea plan on the pm box being full on like the guys.
 
No matter what you look like girls will always win out in less your playing golf because girls have a 3 to 2 ratio over the guys plus the extra set titboot lol. So yea plan on the pm box being full on like the guys.


"3 to 2 ratio over the guys" haha your way off on that figure!
 
Probably couldn't squeeze a PM into her box by now. I undeerstand the 3:0 holes ratio, but that should be multiplied by the 20:1 ratio of men to women.
 
I understand that but wouldn't that mean that there are more woman then men and if so then if that was the case it would mean that woman would be filling up the mens box? I mean women would have to be competing for the men wright?
 
Well just typical, I start a thread like this and then get two manic weeks with no time to myself to reply!!! Result?? I am pleasantly surprised. Messages that made me smile, laugh and think. And so far, not too many creeps. If you weren't one of those I PROMISE I will thereply. Just so sorry for the delay, I did not mean to be so rude!

Thank you again, for such wonderful inventive replies ;-)

Mollie x
 
Well this turned out much better than I would have guessed. :)

Mollie I hope you and some lucky guy hit it off well together.

Will
 
Very cute post Mollie, although speaking for myself I'm seldom bored here on Lit., but often horny. Enjoy the inbox delights ;)
 
Mollie, how sweet of you to take one for the team in posting this message. ;)

There actually are quite a lot of sweet men on this site, although there are also (unfortunately) a plethora of unimaginative dull men that think all they need to write is "hey, wanna phone fuck me?" to get women to swoon at their feet.
 
I'd like to think I'm one of the nicer ones here, but I can't imagine having to sort through all of the junk responses for the nice ones... ;)
 
haha

I add that im a creep in the subject line to make it easier on you ladys lol :D

That's awfully sweet of you, Viper :) I wish more of the perverse and sick guys I get PMs from would put it in the subject line what a waste of time it would be to even open the PM....
 
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