Denny Crane
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9 out of 10 times, when you ask a chick you just met if she wants to fuck, she says yes? You are so full of shit! http://www.extreme-physique.com/forums/images/smilies/lol2.gif
Kinkiest thing u have done?
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9 out of 10 times, when you ask a chick you just met if she wants to fuck, she says yes? You are so full of shit! http://www.extreme-physique.com/forums/images/smilies/lol2.gif
Denny Crane
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I was in Columbus, GA years ago going through IOBC, and went out to the club one weekend. This drunk chick ended up taking me home. I had been hanging out at the club with her and her sister and was actually more interested in the sister, because she was a lot cuter. The chick was so drunk and a totally lousy fuck. I ended up just getting out of bed and getting dressed and leaving. But as I was walking down the hallway, her sister stuck her head out of her bedroom door and called me back. She asked why I was leaving already, and I told her. She gave me a big smile, pulled me into her bedroom, and proceeded to rock my world. 
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Originally Posted by MaleLesbo
1. I got a piss bath from a girl who had been drinking ALOT and held it in a LONG time!!! I literally showered in her piss n I LOVED it; hair n all was soaked!!!
2. I fingered a girls pussy n ass so much I could feel the shit up her ass, lol; when I pulled out my finger n yes it was a bit dirty...she opened her mouth n I inserted said finger...she licked n sucked it CLEAN!!!
yeah, don't know why, but this gave me a hard on!
wow stallion i gotta agree with u except for the hardon
for some reason thinking about doing that made me feel so fucking hott omg might have to explore that fantasy possibly wanna help lol
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I have been avoiding this thread, because how do you choose which is the kinkiest in a life of kink? But I decided to bite the bullet because this one was kinky and very funny. Myself and a group of my equally kinky friends decided to see if it was possible to have an orgy in a telephone box, we managed to get six of us in there,LOL it was absolutely hilarious contortions that we put ourselves through in order to get off in that box, I'm not sure whether it was the laughing or the strange discomfort of trying to get off in such weird positions but it was incredibly hot.
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I have been avoiding this thread, because how do you choose which is the kinkiest in a life of kink? But I decided to bite the bullet because this one was kinky and very funny. Myself and a group of my equally kinky friends decided to see if it was possible to have an orgy in a telephone box, we managed to get six of us in there,LOL it was absolutely hilarious contortions that we put ourselves through in order to get off in that box, I'm not sure whether it was the laughing or the strange discomfort of trying to get off in such weird positions but it was incredibly hot.
wow thanks for sharing can i be ur biggest fan 6person orgy in a phonebooth omg wow how random thats the kinda stuff i wish i had the guts to attempt and not be shy cause when iam alone like right now i can totally let loose and be fucking wild thanks swtichbitch i would love to hear more of the story soon if possible
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Playing with myself while someone else was driving.
Taking off my thong and giving it to him in his car in broad daylight in the shopping mall parking lot with other people around. He said to turn around so he could see my ass and he felt it a bit. Then he started playing with my pussy and he told me a guy was watching us and we had to stop.
Taking off my thong and giving it to him in his car in broad daylight in the shopping mall parking lot with other people around. He said to turn around so he could see my ass and he felt it a bit. Then he started playing with my pussy and he told me a guy was watching us and we had to stop.
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Another time with a different friend...we'd meet up at lunch time for a lil daytime fun! She was a HUGE squirter...not body size but in squirting volume!!! Well one particular time we were together I was play with both ass n pussy...going back n forth...she was creaming all up in my hand! Well I felt a few lil shit nuggets up her ass n told her what a turn on it was...she had cum a few times by then but I proceeded to work them out into her panties...she couldn't believe it!!! I started then working her pussy over again and i said many times 'cum bitch cum all over your shit now, you fucking drench your shit!!!' She fucking creamed again one of the biggest, juiciest cum jobs all over those lil nuggets!!! Her panties were stained and TOTALLY soaked!!! So much so that we had to throw the fuckers away!!! Fortunately she had another pair she could wear!!! It was a HOT albeit KINKY time so much so I've cummed to the thots of that experience many times since!!!!!!!
Playing with myself while someone else was driving.
Taking off my thong and giving it to him in his car in broad daylight in the shopping mall parking lot with other people around. He said to turn around so he could see my ass and he felt it a bit. Then he started playing with my pussy and he told me a guy was watching us and we had to stop.
mmmmm what a great situation to tease you unmercifully in!!!
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Had sex out in the woods on a log. Pretended I was an animal, LOL!
hahahaha
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being daughter to my dirty daddy and loving every second of it
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Um, I would have to say
1) meeting up with a stranger from online and having him bind my tits with rope and deep throat him on the same day
2) my ex-boyfriend had a fart fetish ... I was with him for 2 years ... yeah lol.
3) using a stainless steel hook butt plug. Those things are insane! Not a drip of cum came out for about 2 hours after my Master (at the time) shoved it in me.
4) alternating between rimming a guy and throat fucking him. Now that was fun
1) meeting up with a stranger from online and having him bind my tits with rope and deep throat him on the same day
2) my ex-boyfriend had a fart fetish ... I was with him for 2 years ... yeah lol.
3) using a stainless steel hook butt plug. Those things are insane! Not a drip of cum came out for about 2 hours after my Master (at the time) shoved it in me.
4) alternating between rimming a guy and throat fucking him. Now that was fun
This is a great thread. I feel moved to add a few of my own adventures:
*First bi/ gay experience when I was 18 (and in the 9th grade. heh.) Got blown by a neighbor guy a few years older than me (also 18 but I think he was a sophomore at the time). He tried to get me to suck him off too, but I was too freaked out. I ended up giving him a handjob after he swallowed my load. It was my first blowjob.
*Met up with a girl through one of the chat lines (pre-internet). I had placed a voice ad saying that I was exploring my bisexuality. I thought it was curious that a girl answered the ad but thought "whatever". We met in a Denny's parking lot. She was a beautiful Asian girl. We talked for awhile and then she told me she had a confession, that she was a SHEMALE! YES! oh my fucking god that was so hot. We rented a hot tub room (Federal Way hot tubs for those of you Seattleites who know of it) and proceeded to have one of the hottest times of my life. It was the first time I ever had a cock in my mouth, and she was surprised at how enthusiastic I was. I remember that her cock was about 5 inches long, so it was perfect for a first-timer like myself. I was able to get her whole cock And her balls in my mouth at one point.
*I've had several bi MMFs
*I've had several bi FFMs
*I've participated in several bi foursomes (with two different couples. One many times, one only once).
*One night my ex-wife and I were out with a girlfriend. Went to the casino and got trashed, and they both started making out with me on the dance floor and at our table. We left to go back to her place and as we walked out I could tell that I was a hero to every guy there. I don't think too many of the women were impressed, but some of them looked curious.
*Another time we(same ex-wife, same girlfriend) went to a gay bar. It was actually a GLBT place and absolutely the most laid-back bar I've ever been to. It was a cool place with the bar itself separated from the dance floor by a sound-proof door. We were in the dance area sitting at a table after dancing and I pulled my hard cock out and they both proceeded to take turns blowing me. Later, as we were leaving, I whipped my cock out on the street and my wife blew me while our girlfriend cheered us on. Fun times.
But...
*The most incredible sex I've ever had is with the woman I am currently with, and we don't really do anything that over the top. It's actually pretty vanilla. We rarely bust out the toys, and usually it's him on top/her on top or 69. But holy jesus I have never been so turned on by anybody in my life. It's true what they say about great sex being 90% mental. We have a very rich fantasy life, and we both have very good imaginations. One thing she would like to do but never has is to bring another man into our bed. The fact that I'm an unrepentant cocksucker completely turns her on. So far she has been nervous to actually do the deed, but we both think it will happen eventually. If not, oh well. I've had the experiences, and like I said, this woman COMPLETELY satisfies me. I have never loved anybody like I love her.
Hope you enjoyed my stories.
*First bi/ gay experience when I was 18 (and in the 9th grade. heh.) Got blown by a neighbor guy a few years older than me (also 18 but I think he was a sophomore at the time). He tried to get me to suck him off too, but I was too freaked out. I ended up giving him a handjob after he swallowed my load. It was my first blowjob.
*Met up with a girl through one of the chat lines (pre-internet). I had placed a voice ad saying that I was exploring my bisexuality. I thought it was curious that a girl answered the ad but thought "whatever". We met in a Denny's parking lot. She was a beautiful Asian girl. We talked for awhile and then she told me she had a confession, that she was a SHEMALE! YES! oh my fucking god that was so hot. We rented a hot tub room (Federal Way hot tubs for those of you Seattleites who know of it) and proceeded to have one of the hottest times of my life. It was the first time I ever had a cock in my mouth, and she was surprised at how enthusiastic I was. I remember that her cock was about 5 inches long, so it was perfect for a first-timer like myself. I was able to get her whole cock And her balls in my mouth at one point.
*I've had several bi MMFs
*I've had several bi FFMs
*I've participated in several bi foursomes (with two different couples. One many times, one only once).
*One night my ex-wife and I were out with a girlfriend. Went to the casino and got trashed, and they both started making out with me on the dance floor and at our table. We left to go back to her place and as we walked out I could tell that I was a hero to every guy there. I don't think too many of the women were impressed, but some of them looked curious.
*Another time we(same ex-wife, same girlfriend) went to a gay bar. It was actually a GLBT place and absolutely the most laid-back bar I've ever been to. It was a cool place with the bar itself separated from the dance floor by a sound-proof door. We were in the dance area sitting at a table after dancing and I pulled my hard cock out and they both proceeded to take turns blowing me. Later, as we were leaving, I whipped my cock out on the street and my wife blew me while our girlfriend cheered us on. Fun times.
But...
*The most incredible sex I've ever had is with the woman I am currently with, and we don't really do anything that over the top. It's actually pretty vanilla. We rarely bust out the toys, and usually it's him on top/her on top or 69. But holy jesus I have never been so turned on by anybody in my life. It's true what they say about great sex being 90% mental. We have a very rich fantasy life, and we both have very good imaginations. One thing she would like to do but never has is to bring another man into our bed. The fact that I'm an unrepentant cocksucker completely turns her on. So far she has been nervous to actually do the deed, but we both think it will happen eventually. If not, oh well. I've had the experiences, and like I said, this woman COMPLETELY satisfies me. I have never loved anybody like I love her.
Hope you enjoyed my stories.
I have:
Run errands with a vibrator in my ass
Jerked off in my car while driving down the road
Jerked off in a changing room
Screwed in the middle of a field in a city park
Got head in the back of a friend's car
Fingered a girl and got head in a movie theater
overall - lots of fun!
Run errands with a vibrator in my ass
Jerked off in my car while driving down the road
Jerked off in a changing room
Screwed in the middle of a field in a city park
Got head in the back of a friend's car
Fingered a girl and got head in a movie theater
overall - lots of fun!
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In college, I lived in a house with both boys and girls. One of the girls was really hot! During one spring break, I stayed at school to help watch over things. During that week, I was able to walk around the house buck naked. While wandering, I made my way to the hot girl's room. While naked and looking through her panty drawer, I stumbled upon her g-spot vibrator. I took one of her thongs, wrapped it around my cock, then took one of her high heels and rubbed my cock in it all while sucking on her vibrator. HEAVEN!!!
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Truth! Although, walking in and helping! Not walking in and calling the cops!
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-On the picnic table in a local park
-Gave a lap dance in a club, while lots of strangers werw watching
-Gave a lap dance in a club, while lots of strangers werw watching
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Um, I would have to say
1) meeting up with a stranger from online and having him bind my tits with rope and deep throat him on the same day
2) my ex-boyfriend had a fart fetish ... I was with him for 2 years ... yeah lol.
3) using a stainless steel hook butt plug. Those things are insane! Not a drip of cum came out for about 2 hours after my Master (at the time) shoved it in me.
4) alternating between rimming a guy and throat fucking him. Now that was fun
you had me at number 4
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that sounds entertaining
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blow
Stopped at a guys house on the way home last week, he was horny as hell with a monsterously hard big cock. I sucked him then laid down and let his cock plaster my face with a huge load and some got into my eyes. I was covered in cum and it felt unbelievable..............I blew everywhere also.
I went home explaining to my partner i had dust in my eyes from a building site and she helped me put eye drops in them, god love her!!
Stopped at a guys house on the way home last week, he was horny as hell with a monsterously hard big cock. I sucked him then laid down and let his cock plaster my face with a huge load and some got into my eyes. I was covered in cum and it felt unbelievable..............I blew everywhere also.
I went home explaining to my partner i had dust in my eyes from a building site and she helped me put eye drops in them, god love her!!
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Only a few things to post (also, my first post, incidentally):
My ex and I had a healthy appreciation for dress-up dates. On days where I worked the afternoon shift, I'd go over to her place and she'd greet me in something new everytime. One of if not the best of them was her wearing a cheetah print teddy, matching g-string, heels and kohl around her eyes, and cat ears. I didn't notice it till she started to cum the first time (because obviously I jumped her, lol) but she'd been making cat noises the entire two hours we were fucking. It should be noted that she was incredibly multi-orgasmic; her average was around 17 to 20 orgasms back to back per encounter we had.
The latest and probably favorite was with my current lady. We had my house to ourselves and were making out in the back room, blinds down and a red lamp turned on. Everything just felt sexier. We were naked soon and I began teasing her, making her masturbate in front of me on the couch while I stroked myself between her legs. she began begging me to let her cum, which I denied her. I rode her on the couch, on the floor, she rode me on the couch, on the floor. On the couch she was so wet and ready she got really into when I ran my nails over her. She begged me ti hurt her. The marks on her breasts are still there a week later and still have purple centers.
We moved upstairs and I took her to the small closet up there, tying her hands over her head (she's very short) to the clothes bar and whipped her with the twisting rod off a blinds set. She loved having her breasts whipped and her ass beat. We finally got down to the fucking after 2 hours of all this and she screamed so loud when she came I'm decently sure I heard our neighbors say something from downstairs and across the way.
My ex and I had a healthy appreciation for dress-up dates. On days where I worked the afternoon shift, I'd go over to her place and she'd greet me in something new everytime. One of if not the best of them was her wearing a cheetah print teddy, matching g-string, heels and kohl around her eyes, and cat ears. I didn't notice it till she started to cum the first time (because obviously I jumped her, lol) but she'd been making cat noises the entire two hours we were fucking. It should be noted that she was incredibly multi-orgasmic; her average was around 17 to 20 orgasms back to back per encounter we had.
The latest and probably favorite was with my current lady. We had my house to ourselves and were making out in the back room, blinds down and a red lamp turned on. Everything just felt sexier. We were naked soon and I began teasing her, making her masturbate in front of me on the couch while I stroked myself between her legs. she began begging me to let her cum, which I denied her. I rode her on the couch, on the floor, she rode me on the couch, on the floor. On the couch she was so wet and ready she got really into when I ran my nails over her. She begged me ti hurt her. The marks on her breasts are still there a week later and still have purple centers.
We moved upstairs and I took her to the small closet up there, tying her hands over her head (she's very short) to the clothes bar and whipped her with the twisting rod off a blinds set. She loved having her breasts whipped and her ass beat. We finally got down to the fucking after 2 hours of all this and she screamed so loud when she came I'm decently sure I heard our neighbors say something from downstairs and across the way.
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Um, I would have to say
1) meeting up with a stranger from online and having him bind my tits with rope and deep throat him on the same day
2) my ex-boyfriend had a fart fetish ... I was with him for 2 years ... yeah lol.
3) using a stainless steel hook butt plug. Those things are insane! Not a drip of cum came out for about 2 hours after my Master (at the time) shoved it in me.
4) alternating between rimming a guy and throat fucking him. Now that was fun
aaaaaaand I love you (though I can do w/o the farting thing
).....
