What Made You Smile/Laugh Today?

[Sir_Winston54]

Noticing that the OP in the "Seduce Me" thread has a total of FOUR posts, all made within 13 minutes of one another, all on the same theme, in different fora.


Damn... if he could only hold out for 13 minutes before his postgasm, he MUST be young...

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Hearing lots of unsolicited but very juicy gossip about my next-door neighbour from his neighbour on the other side

Yeah... but just think about the gossip your next-door neighbor is sharing with his neighbor on the other side. :blink: I'm confused now. Where on this street do *I* live??? And who do I get to gossip with - and about?

 

[Cattypuss]

Hell, we ALL gossip about you, SW!

 

[Cattypuss]

Yeah... but just think about the gossip your next-door neighbor is sharing with his neighbor on the other side.

Bummer. You've just reminded me that it was AFTER the long, loud, caning-and-squirting sesh at the weekend that we realised we had left the bedroom windows open. And his bedroom window is maybe 30 feet from mine.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm having multiple springasms today!!!

So, the snow is finally melting, eh?

 

[Keroin]

So, the snow is finally melting, eh?

I wore shorts yesterday.

Shorts!

Oh sure, the children in the park ran in terror at the sight of my blinding white skin but...shorts!

 

[midwestyankee]

I wore shorts yesterday.

Shorts!

Oh sure, the children in the park ran in terror at the sight of my blinding white skin but...shorts!

For a similar reason, it is against a local ordinance for me to wear shorts in public or, even, within sight from the sidewalk through one of my house windows.

Shame, too, as it's about 85 F here today.

 

[Cattypuss]

Booking a balloon flight for two

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Hell, we ALL gossip about you, SW!

I was afraid of that...

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Noticing that the OP in the "Seduce Me" thread has a total of FOUR posts, all made within 13 minutes of one another, all on the same theme, in different fora.


Damn... if he could only hold out for 13 minutes before his postgasm, he MUST be young...

It's a she...

 

[world69peace]

Things to smile about....

~A very sexy morning note from my lover! Which made me aroused and excited
~A great day at work
~And lots of tulips blooming in my side flower bed!!

 

[Chiara_searches]

Kicking ass on a 30 mile bike ride; time well spent this evening; finding a great deal of comfort in decisions; and having fun being weird and goofy.

ETA: The discussions about sucking in the Seduce Me thread. That made me laugh so much I got funny looks!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Kids, Your Mother is Ready to Start Fucking Again.

 

[FloggingMolly]

Heheh epic DGE... my fave bit was

And no, you won't have to call this person daddy. I will, but you don't have to.

 

[seela]

Hearing my University teacher had a baby and sending her and her husband a little card. I know she will appreciate it a lot.

 

[rekane]

Kids, Your Mother is Ready to Start Fucking Again.

Heheh epic DGE... my fave bit was

And no, you won't have to call this person daddy. I will, but you don't have to.

I think the entire last paragraph is brilliant.

Oh, my perfect little angels. This must seem so unfair to you. Here we are, finally getting settled into our new lives, and now I go and throw another curveball at you. I'm sure this is all very confusing, and I know you guys must think it's too soon for your mother to get screwed so hard her fillings come loose. To get porked rotten. To have her sugar wall churned into cotton candy. To taste the sweaty tang of a man's thickening shaft. To have her ass ridden raw all the way to San Antonio. To break it off so nasty that the very angels in heaven have to avert their eyes. To be thrown around like a rag doll, back and forth, upside down, fucked, stuffed, and eaten out till she honks like a goose. To have her anus drilled like a well of West Texas crude. To get split in half by Dominicans twins with balls like grape melons. But trust me, Mommy is ready for all of these things, and I promise you that everything will turn out fine. Just remember: I'm your mother, and I love you more than anything in the whole wide world. Even multiple orgasms. Never forget that.

In bold: best line.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Noticing that the OP in the "Seduce Me" thread has a total of FOUR posts, all made within 13 minutes of one another, all on the same theme, in different fora.


Damn... if he could only hold out for 13 minutes before his postgasm, he MUST be young...

It's a she...

That's what it CLAIMS... but of course, no one would *ever* lie here, now, would they?

 

[catalina_francisco]

Knowing I am finally on the way up even though I still break out shaking, have moments when the room spins and things begin to go black, and just feel crappy in general....now to continue gaining strength and getting back to living.

Catalina

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Knowing I am finally on the way up even though I still break out shaking, have moments when the room spins and things begin to go black, and just feel crappy in general....now to continue gaining strength and getting back to living.

Catalina

The bolded parts are good things. Just try not to rush them too much, lest ye find yourself having more of the non-bolded parts?

:: Cat antenna checked, aimed, powered up ::

 

[midwestyankee]

I think the entire last paragraph is brilliant.

h, my perfect little angels. This must seem so unfair to you. Here we are, finally getting settled into our new lives, and now I go and throw another curveball at you. I'm sure this is all very confusing, and I know you guys must think it's too soon for your mother to get screwed so hard her fillings come loose. To get porked rotten. To have her sugar wall churned into cotton candy. To taste the sweaty tang of a man's thickening shaft. To have her ass ridden raw all the way to San Antonio. To break it off so nasty that the very angels in heaven have to avert their eyes. To be thrown around like a rag doll, back and forth, upside down, fucked, stuffed, and eaten out till she honks like a goose. To have her anus drilled like a well of West Texas crude. To get split in half by Dominicans twins with balls like grape melons. But trust me, Mommy is ready for all of these things, and I promise you that everything will turn out fine. Just remember: I'm your mother, and I love you more than anything in the whole wide world. Even multiple orgasms. Never forget that.

In bold: best line.

That's good, but I think it's been far too long since I've been able to do the boldly italicized. I do so enjoy it when she honks like a goose.

 

[Cattypuss]

Getting my decree absolute in the post

Doing my 2010-11 tax return and taking an indecent amount of pleasure in filling in the "marital status" box

Telling my lovely man that he is now the only adulterer in this relationship

Drinking pink Champagne to celebrate all of the above

 

[Chiara_searches]

Getting my decree absolute in the post

Doing my 2010-11 tax return and taking an indecent amount of pleasure in filling in the "marital status" box

Telling my lovely man that he is now the only adulterer in this relationship

Drinking pink Champagne to celebrate all of the above

Happy Dance; Happy Dance; Oh let's have ourselves a happy dance...

There's a tune in my head that goes along with it but I can't write musically.


One of my lingering smiles came today from patience when I'm not even the one that is sick!

 

[Kitkat103]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll0d97v4Ip1qbj4qho1_500.jpg

 

[midwestyankee]

Obi-Wan Kenobi is Dead, Says Vader Says

This is an hysterically funny bit of satire.

 

[FloggingMolly]

excellent MWY