So I was getting blowjob...

[philosophygirl]

That depends... do you want him to dress up like a Grammar Nazi and beat you?

how about whip it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbt30UnzRWw

Do you know Office Glen ? From Calgary?

No, I am sorry I don't. Or should I be not sorry?

I could move to Toronto... It's a cool city. Definitely check out Vancouver and Montreal as well if you get a chance.

I will given the oppurtunity.

 

[John Doe]

Perhaps you are right.

Syntax Police, down the hall?

How the hell should I know? I'm not the fucking hall monitor.

 

[KRCummings]

I often wonder why adults brag about having sex. Isn't that something that 16 year old kids do? Why would a grown person brag about doing something that everyone does?

 

[richard_daily]

I often wonder why adults brag about having sex. Isn't that something that 16 year old kids do? Why would a grown person brag about doing something that everyone does?

You often wonder about a lot of things...

 

[Lancecastor]

How the hell should I know? I'm not the fucking hall monitor.

Nor are you much of a grammarian.

I often wonder why adults brag about having sex. Isn't that something that 16 year old kids do? Why would a grown person brag about doing something that everyone does?

Bing!

 

[John Doe]

You often wonder about a lot of things...

That's what smart people do.

Nor are you much of a grammarian.

Blow me, hoser.

 

[KRCummings]

Bing!

No, I use Google.

 

[John Doe]

No, I use Google.

So does Bing.

 

[Lancecastor]

Blow me, hoser.

Isn't that pronunciation?

 

[KRCummings]

So does Bing.

Well done.

 

[sweepthefloor]

http://mdfazal.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bloody_nurse_.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

You found a pic of his date!

 

[glamorilla]

I fund a picture of his "date".....

http://static.*********.com/pictures/1270871956544.jpg

and your funds get you so much.

 

[Lancecastor]

and your funds get you so much.

Sorry, Laurel has f u n n y j u n k blocked.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

And my cock came out of her mouth, with blood ALL over it... I was a bit worried, needless to say, and a bit freaked out.

It took a good two minutes of washing my cock to realize that it wasn't coming from me!

So she kept spitting into the sink, and blood kept coming.

Ok, so we've got the source of the problem isolated...

Apparently, when I was shoving my fingers into her mouth, I somehow cut the roof of her mouth...

And I don't even have fingernails!

Was your finger cocked at the time?

 

[Lancecastor]

Was your finger cocked at the time?

She was a leper.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

She was a leper.

I think you have fingered it!

 

[Lancecastor]

I think you have fingered it!

I hope not!

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I often wonder why adults brag about having sex. Isn't that something that 16 year old kids do? Why would a grown person brag about doing something that everyone does?

You may have a point there. Though, you have to admit, having someone's mouth bleed when your cock is in there, is rather unique. A scary bloody situation.

 

[John Doe]

http://mdfazal.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bloody_nurse_.jpg

Are there any pics of her before she got all bloody?

 

[Lancecastor]

You may have a point there. Though, you have to admit, having someone's mouth bleed when your cock is in there, is rather unique. A scary bloody situation.

Perhaps more scary is the thought process which led him to make it up.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Perhaps more scary is the thought process which led him to make it up.

Actually, I was wondering why it took him two minutes to wash it off. Anything beyond a few seconds is considered jacking-off.

 

[Lancecastor]

Actually, I was wondering why it took him two minutes to wash it off. Anything beyond a few seconds is considered jacking-off.

He made it up.

Part of his kinkmaster GB cred building in his early daze here.

Keep in mind, he was also posting multiple threads on Lit Personals at the time, trying to find a woman to talk to him.

He was probably just frustrated...high school drop out, "works from home"...you know the drill.

 

[richard_daily]

He made it up.

Part of his kinkmaster GB cred building in his early daze here.

Keep in mind, he was also posting multiple threads on Lit Personals at the time, trying to find a woman to talk to him.

He was probably just frustrated...high school drop out, "works from home"...you know the drill.

You're getting desperate... Or should I say, you're continuing to look desperate.

Did you come up with the 20k yet?

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Actually, I was wondering why it took him two minutes to wash it off. Anything beyond a few seconds is considered jacking-off.

yeah....ya see...I was thinking the same thing...two mintues to wash of the blood seems like a lot of time.....his cock can't be that big.