So I was getting blowjob...

[blunt_trauma]

i want to know why daily gets more of his attention than i do.

that's just not right.

 

[richard_daily]

i want to know why daily gets more of his attention than i do.

that's just not right.

I agree.

 

[Lancecastor]

i want to know why daily gets more of his attention than i do.

that's just not right.

More blood?

 

[blunt_trauma]

More blood?

love me! or i'll pout.

 

[Killswitch]

I was getting a blowjob last night when suddenly my member was covered in Krugerands.

Turned out, I was fucking the Golden Goose up the ass!

lol.....

See now thats classic Lance.

I think he's just getting warmed up.

 

[jeninflorida]

nice to see that you have named your blow up dolls!

And my cock came out of her mouth, with blood ALL over it... I was a bit worried, needless to say, and a bit freaked out.

It took a good two minutes of washing my cock to realize that it wasn't coming from me!

So she kept spitting into the sink, and blood kept coming.

Ok, so we've got the source of the problem isolated...

Apparently, when I was shoving my fingers into her mouth, I somehow cut the roof of her mouth...

And I don't even have fingernails!

 

[Lancecastor]

lol.....

See now thats classic Lance.

I think he's just getting warmed up.

This thread was languishing in the archives....two posts, no views.

But hey, it's about Richard Daily bragging about some anonymous whore bleeding on his cock!

Golden!....instant 10:1 Ratio.

Sorry about his HIV, but the post count is needed around here.

 

[richard_daily]

lol.....

See now thats classic Lance.

I think he's just getting warmed up.

Get off his nuts... because by default, you're on my nuts, since he's on mine... and I don't want you on my nuts.

 

[Lancecastor]

Get off his nuts... because by default, you're on my nuts, since he's on mine... and I don't want you on my nuts.

Sorry, but neither of us are bleeders, so there's no candy here for you, sugah.

Just solid good times laughing at you scurrying around. Dance monkey boy!

 

[richard_daily]

Sorry, but neither of us are bleeders, so there's no candy here for you, sugah.

Just solid good times laughing at you scurrying around. Dance monkey boy!

You're easily amused... I enjoy the attention that you're lavishing on me though. Are you going to rub my balls after I come?

 

[Lancecastor]

You're easily amused...

And you're easily amusing!

 

[John Doe]

And my cock came out of her mouth, with blood ALL over it... I was a bit worried, needless to say, and a bit freaked out.

It took a good two minutes of washing my cock to realize that it wasn't coming from me!

So she kept spitting into the sink, and blood kept coming.

Ok, so we've got the source of the problem isolated...

Apparently, when I was shoving my fingers into her mouth, I somehow cut the roof of her mouth...

And I don't even have fingernails!

This strikes me as one of those non-problems like "I have too much money" or "I have an inconveniently large penis" or "I am an attractive young woman and as such I receive a lot of attention".

Also? I hate you.

 

[philosophygirl]

I'm over it.

But it took a lot of therapy.

I understand now....Richard Daily is a superior kinda guy!

Will he help other men become attractive to women?

Stay tuned....

A personality helps.

I suggest a transplant.

 

[Lancecastor]

This strikes me as one of those non-problems like "I have too much money" or "I have an inconveniently large penis" or "I am an attractive young woman and as such I receive a lot of attention".

Also? I hate you.

These are all excellent points you bring to the discussion.

A personality helps.

I suggest a transplant.

Well, he does have the money to buy one, according to him.

 

[John Doe]

A personality helps.

I suggest a transplant.

I don't think his Canadian physiology would tolerate it.

 

[philosophygirl]

I don't think his Canadian physiology would tolerate it.

all they are good for is bagels and celine dion.

...ok just bagels.

 

[richard_daily]

all they are good for is bagels and celine dion.

...ok just bagels.

There's 50 Toppings Guy in Toronto.

I like Vancouver too.

 

[John Doe]

There's 50 Toppings Guy in Toronto.

I like Vancouver too.

You mean Tronno. All the cool kids pronounce it "Tronno" 'cause they're so fuckin' great.

 

[Lancecastor]

You mean Tronno. All the cool kids pronounce it "Tronno" 'cause they're so fuckin' great.

Aren't you supposed to be the Grammar Nazi?

 

[richard_daily]

Aren't you supposed to be the Grammar Nazi?

That depends... do you want him to dress up like a Grammar Nazi and beat you?

 

[philosophygirl]

There's 50 Toppings Guy in Toronto.

I like Vancouver too.

there is some place the monkey man posted about that looked awesome. If I ever go to canada, I will have to check it out. St something, don't remeber the name. I found a recipe for their bagels online though.

 

[Lancecastor]

there is some place the monkey man posted about that looked awesome. If I ever go to canada, I will have to check it out. St something, don't remeber the name. I found a recipe for their bagels online though.

Do you know Office Glen ? From Calgary?

 

[richard_daily]

there is some place the monkey man posted about that looked awesome. If I ever go to canada, I will have to check it out. St something, don't remeber the name. I found a recipe for their bagels online though.

I could move to Toronto... It's a cool city. Definitely check out Vancouver and Montreal as well if you get a chance.

 

[John Doe]

Aren't you supposed to be the Grammar Nazi?

That's pronunciation, not grammar.

 

[Lancecastor]

That's pronunciation, not grammar.

Perhaps you are right.

Syntax Police, down the hall?