Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[Luna_Bella]

Men are all idiots, if you think yours isn't one well it's only because you've foud a type of idiot you can deal with or easily manage!

that said Women are all bitches..... follow my trail of thoughts

 

[Eilan]

I'm now officially the parent of a teenager! I feel old.

 

[LadyJeanne]

The pregnancy was a false alarm, my love turned out to be big lying liar who lies, and I have been hiding my light under a bushel for a very long time. WTF?

 

[Eilan]

The pregnancy was a false alarm, my love turned out to be big lying liar who lies, and I have been hiding my light under a bushel for a very long time. WTF?

Holy crap! It's been a long time!

 

[bobsgirl]

No no no!

And I hate disembodied cock AVs.

 

[DarkBee]

Gaah! 1gb porn vid stopped downloading at 65kb left...
Oh well, I have 1764 more files in the queue...

 

[Saucyminx]

If my company wanted a flower pot, why did they hire a duck? Corporate America simply baffles me.

 

[blueberree]

I haven't been that bored in quite some time

My eyes felt as though they were spinning as I fought to keep my eyelids opened while the candidate spoke and spoke and talked and qualified qualifiers, while chatting seemingly without a breath.

 

[bailadora]

This LDR shit is for the birds.

 

[Eilan]

Happy anniversary, maddbradd!

 

[bailadora]

Happy anniversary, maddbradd!

Where's the "Like" button? Happy anniversary!

 

[EJFan]

*yawn* *stretch*

hello. i'm married now. who's here?

 

[EJFan]

Happy anniversary, maddbradd!

happy anniversary, y'all!

 

[Quoll]

*yawn* *stretch*

hello. i'm married now. who's here?

Bro, that's creepy, (not the married bit, that's frickin' fantastic, congrats) I was just thinking yesterday "I wonder how that damn EJ is and is he doing well?"

Does the beloved Mrs EJ (or should that be Mrs Fan) enjoy the daily poop report?

Great to hear from you with such joyous news.

 

[bobsgirl]

*yawn* *stretch*

hello. i'm married now. who's here?

Such happy news! And great to see an old friend!

 

[Eilan]

*yawn* *stretch*

hello. i'm married now. who's here?

Congratulations!

 

[silverwhisper]

EJfan, where've you been, damn it?! congratulations, that's great: i'm glad to hear it!

eilan: happy anniversary to you two!



why in the fuck did i continue reading that fucking thread? i've never revised my opinion of someone so fast and thoroughly in my 13 years in online communities.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

and you even get a snack!

Martinis are a wonderful thing. . . . One martini is good. . . 5 martinis are fucking great. Take that Tony the Tiger.

 

[bobsgirl]

I fucking hate winter.

 

[silverwhisper]

[trout-smacks bg]

 

[Saucyminx]

[trout-smacks bg]

Ed be careful! With this weather that fish is probably frozen.

 

[Quoll]

Ed be careful! With this weather that fish is probably frozen.

Better than a pike in the eye with a burnt stick?

 

[Quoll]

Martinis are a wonderful thing. . . . One martini is good. . . 5 martinis are fucking great. Take that Tony the Tiger.

10 marshinis id farkglkjkl;b herpesd blurghhh!!!

 

[Quoll]

No no no!

And I hate disembodied cock AVs.

Got it, disencocked body avs it is.

It's Oedipus' fault.

I fucking hate winter.

If we had snow and ice and shit like that I might too, but what I really hate is being broiled alive.

 

[silverwhisper]

minxie: you know, i'd quite forgotten thanks to the warm snap we've been having here! sorry, bg!



quoll: always good to see you again, sir. :>

ed