The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[pathology_liz]

and three policeman join the fun, agus faigamid suid mar ata se.

I put in a room where Bacchus is sporting with Venus...

so is 'sporting' is todays euphemism. She doesn't wear protection. 9 months later. yada yada yada.

I put in a life-time of hang-overs.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

so is 'sporting' is todays euphemism. She doesn't wear protection. 9 months later. yada yada yada.

I put in a life-time of hang-overs.

and it would seem the dour old priest has read us out from the altar.
(The line, btw, is from an old Irish song.)

I put in some pics from the priest's own collection...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it would seem the dour old priest has read us out from the altar.
(The line, btw, is from an old Irish song.)

I put in some pics from the priest's own collection...

and, there will be nun of that any more.

I put in a chalis.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, there will be nun of that any more.

I put in a chalis.

and the wine flows freely for one and all.

I put in some soda bread and cheese...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the wine flows freely for one and all.

I put in some soda bread and cheese...

and, there's a fondue party in the making.

I put in a blue flame.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, there's a fondue party in the making.

I put in a blue flame.

and the gruyere flows smoothly.

I put in a long, two-tined fork...

 

[1sickbastard]

and the gruyere flows smoothly.

I put in a long, two-tined fork...

and dollops of warm melted cheese drip onto various body parts.

I put in a fiddle & a penny whistle

 

[Handley_Page]

and dollops of warm melted cheese drip onto various body parts.

I put in a fiddle & a penny whistle

and the tunes start up.

I put in a 'bit of a knees-up'

 

[1sickbastard]

and the tunes start up.

I put in a 'bit of a knees-up'

And you get the whole kit & kaboodle of naked, drunken, fondue covered Irishmen & women singin' and dancin' like they did before St Patty drove the serpents from the land.

I put in a Wyvern with red & black scales...

 

[SweetMerry]

And you get the whole kit & kaboodle of naked, drunken, fondue covered Irishmen & women singin' and dancin' like they did before St Patty drove the serpents from the land.

I put in a Wyvern with red & black scales...

and you get a chance to raid his horde while he's off feasting on the neighborhood's cattle.

I put in a barely-there, leather and gold warrior woman's armor found in a back corner...

 

[1sickbastard]

and you get a chance to raid his horde while he's off feasting on the neighborhood's cattle.

I put in a barely-there, leather and gold warrior woman's armor found in a back corner...

And you get a Boris painting, which become the cover of a Molly Hatchet album.

I put in an over the hill. aged rock band on one last tour of shitty second-rate clubs...

 

[Handley_Page]

1sickbastard Quote:
I put in an over the hill. aged rock band on one last tour of shitty second-rate clubs...



and they get invited to the Hollywood Bowl.

I put in a megga deal for them

 

[SweetMerry]

and they get invited to the Hollywood Bowl.

I put in a megga deal for them

and they make a major comeback.

I put in a group of screaming groupies...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and they make a major comeback.

I put in a group of screaming groupies...

and the band gets a quick delivery of Viagra.

I put in a rescheduling of the next performance...

 

[1sickbastard]

and the band gets a quick delivery of Viagra.

I put in a rescheduling of the next performance...

but the drummer spontaneously combusts!

I put in auditions for the next drummer....

 

[SweetMerry]

but the drummer spontaneously combusts!

I put in auditions for the next drummer....

and a Hindu goddess shows up.

I put in a divine incarnation that can drum with four arms...

 

[CafeBleu]

and a Hindu goddess shows up.

I put in a divine incarnation that can drum with four arms...

And I co-opt that talented percussionist into my new band - 'The Gods of Rock'!

I put in their difficult third album...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And I co-opt that talented percussionist into my new band - 'The Gods of Rock'!

I put in their difficult third album...

and everyone wonders how they managed to keep Vishnu out of the recording studio.

I put in somee of gold-leafed Diwali sweets...

 

[SweetMerry]

and everyone wonders how they managed to keep Vishnu out of the recording studio.

I put in somee of gold-leafed Diwali sweets...

and you get me hovering over the catering table looking for samosas.

I put in "drinks over lunch" at a local Indian buffet...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get me hovering over the catering table looking for samosas.

I put in "drinks over lunch" at a local Indian buffet...

and you get the drinks over lunch, growing more cheerful even as you grow more hungry, accepting the priority of the liquid refreshment as a cultural construct.

I put in a somewhat tipsy sitar player who keepson reciting the end of The Wasteland...

 

[1sickbastard]

and you get the drinks over lunch, growing more cheerful even as you grow more hungry, accepting the priority of the liquid refreshment as a cultural construct.

I put in a somewhat tipsy sitar player who keepson reciting the end of The Wasteland...

And you get a nice couple out for romantic lunch date who decide to leave and go to the sushi bar up the street.

I put in a motorcycle cop who blazed past them with lights & sirens going...

 

[Handley_Page]

And you get a nice couple out for romantic lunch date who decide to leave and go to the sushi bar up the street.

I put in a motorcycle cop who blazed past them with lights & sirens going...

to find a very drunk speeder.


I put in a hefty fine

 

[YoursSINSerely]

to find a very drunk speeder.


I put in a hefty fine

and, it disappears after a few flicks of my wrist.

I put in a red light.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, it disappears after a few flicks of my wrist.

I put in a red light.

and he wonders if the lady standing under it is 'interesting'.


I put in a ball & chain

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and he wonders if the lady standing under it is 'interesting'.


I put in a ball & chain

and, you end up with one of those four-letter words--WIFE!

I put in a larger ring.