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[Gil_T2]

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on FaceBook. I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive! "Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!

 

[Gil_T2]

A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother's got a mustache".

 

[Gil_T2]

In a bar quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, the answer is "Africa".

 

[MOG67]

In a bar quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, the answer is "Africa".

LMAO I'll remember this one

 

[Gil_T2]

LMAO I'll remember this one

Hey Mog BANDIT tells me you gave up on the cricket to soon as ther poms still have a chance to win the series, look out Calli.

 

[MOG67]

Hey Mog BANDIT tells me you gave up on the cricket to soon as ther poms still have a chance to win the series, look out Calli.

yeah i did, we were 3 nil down in a 7 match series!!!

Hmmm we do still have a slim chance, especially now with Anderson back.

But I think Callie's safe

 

[enrapturedmoon]

Hello lovely peoples. Haven't been able to get on lit for last week or two. Somehow I was signed out and rotten thing wouldn't let me sign back in. All solved now though...takes a woman to do it....

Hope you are all well and not suffering the humidity too badly or rains, depending where you live of course. Been hot in Brisvegas but without the humidity it's bearable...sort of. Still dreaming of Wellington and it's high of 20's .....sobs. So unfair. Just too hot to wear the PVC here, well not without the Canestan cream as part of my accessorising. Went to a play party on weekend and wore my leather corset, damn, it was hot...as it in sweaty.....laughs. Though the bottom oddly even when exposed, was red hot and burning as well....mmmmm floggers and paddles.

I hope you all have a fabulous weekend. Get lots of loving and eat good food in good company. Stay well, stay safe and be wicked A/all.

MsMoon

 

[enrapturedmoon]

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ..."I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on FaceBook. I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive! "Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!

A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother's got a mustache".

In a bar quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, the answer is "Africa".

Mr Gil, I am shocked!!! Now where would you get such un PC type humour from?? Shocked I tell you.........

 

[enrapturedmoon]

You gotta catch me first

Now Webbo...haven't you heard? Resistance is futile!!

 

[softey1]

Good

Hello lovely peoples. Haven't been able to get on lit for last week or two. Somehow I was signed out and rotten thing wouldn't let me sign back in. All solved now though...takes a woman to do it....

Hope you are all well and not suffering the humidity too badly or rains, depending where you live of course. Been hot in Brisvegas but without the humidity it's bearable...sort of. Still dreaming of Wellington and it's high of 20's .....sobs. So unfair. Just too hot to wear the PVC here, well not without the Canestan cream as part of my accessorising. Went to a play party on weekend and wore my leather corset, damn, it was hot...as it in sweaty.....laughs. Though the bottom oddly even when exposed, was red hot and burning as well....mmmmm floggers and paddles.

I hope you all have a fabulous weekend. Get lots of loving and eat good food in good company. Stay well, stay safe and be wicked A/all.

MsMoon

food as in pussy , always !

 

[Gil_T2]

Mr Gil, I am shocked!!! Now where would you get such un PC type humour from?? Shocked I tell you.........

HaHaHaHaHaHa you know to well where I got this from.

PC is the most stupid thing ever introduced, there was a guy who get his comedy show shut down because of PC but he was only telling jokes about his own race don't figure.

NOW about this paddled butt can I/we hear more details on what was used, how many times used & are there pics of your yummty butt all red? MMMM.

 

[Gil_T2]

yeah i did, we were 3 nil down in a 7 match series!!!

Hmmm we do still have a slim chance, especially now with Anderson back.

But I think Callie's safe

I'm sure Calli might be disappointed hearing that. LOL

 

[webbo1]

Now Webbo...haven't you heard? Resistance is futile!!

But it's more fun

 

[enrapturedmoon]

But it's more fun

Mmm true. A struggle and wrestle is fun

 

[enrapturedmoon]

HaHaHaHaHaHa you know to well where I got this from.

PC is the most stupid thing ever introduced, there was a guy who get his comedy show shut down because of PC but he was only telling jokes about his own race don't figure.

NOW about this paddled butt can I/we hear more details on what was used, how many times used & are there pics of your yummty butt all red? MMMM.

Laughs....okay, I own up...I do know where you got them from. Wicked, wicked wcked.

Agree with going overboard with PC though. I do believe we need to be sensitive on what we say and where, freedom of speech does come with an obligation, a repsonsibility that we do not impinge then on the freedom and rights of others. But it's common sense. Saying something amongst friends is different to broadcasting those thoughts/beliefs in public. Most of all we have to maintain a sense of humour. It is vital and humour though divisive can also be the strongest commonground we stand on.

NOW....as for the last paragraph, that would be telling Mr Gil.....smiles....suffice to say I have only just begun to sit properly. Mmmmmmmmmm

 

[Gil_T2]

Laughs....okay, I own up...I do know where you got them from. Wicked, wicked wcked.

Agree with going overboard with PC though. I do believe we need to be sensitive on what we say and where, freedom of speech does come with an obligation, a repsonsibility that we do not impinge then on the freedom and rights of others. But it's common sense. Saying something amongst friends is different to broadcasting those thoughts/beliefs in public. Most of all we have to maintain a sense of humour. It is vital and humour though divisive can also be the strongest commonground we stand on.

NOW....as for the last paragraph, that would be telling Mr Gil.....smiles....suffice to say I have only just begun to sit properly. Mmmmmmmmmm

Only just beginning to sit properly LOL sounds like a spanking done right if it has lasted a week.

 

[DormantEvil]

As long as it's happy memories then it lasting a week should be a very nice reminder indeed!

Hello again to everyone.

 

[Gil_T2]

As long as it's happy memories then it lasting a week should be a very nice reminder indeed!

Hello again to everyone.

Hello Mz DE, been a while since your dropped in here & very nice to see you back here with us.

 

[enrapturedmoon]

As long as it's happy memories then it lasting a week should be a very nice reminder indeed!

Hello again to everyone.

Hello DE, happy, very happy memories indeed. Good to see you pop in.

Only just beginning to sit properly LOL sounds like a spanking done right if it has lasted a week.

Smiles...very much so Mr Gil. He is a 'dab' hand shall we say..sighs. Though the plaited heavy flogger was not my favourite at first....there was much pouting (and swearing). But when being punished for calling a Sir names, d'oh, when will I ever learn to hush this mouth....laughs.

 

[Gil_T2]

Hello DE, happy, very happy memories indeed. Good to see you pop in.



Smiles...very much so Mr Gil. He is a 'dab' hand shall we say..sighs. Though the plaited heavy flogger was not my favourite at first....there was much pouting (and swearing). But when being punished for calling a Sir names, d'oh, when will I ever learn to hush this mouth....laughs.

Oh I don't believe that you didn't intend to make the most of it by name calling for one millisecond.
BANDIT got a caning at a play party organised by her playmate who topped her & she found out it dosen't pay to give cheek the hard way my her butt had a lot of loverly colours in it for ages, I also added to her discomfort by hitting every pot hole on the way home as well.

 

[enrapturedmoon]

Oh I don't believe that you didn't intend to make the most of it by name calling for one millisecond.
BANDIT got a caning at a play party organised by her playmate who topped her & she found out it dosen't pay to give cheek the hard way my her butt had a lot of loverly colours in it for ages, I also added to her discomfort by hitting every pot hole on the way home as well.

Laughs....me Mr Gil? *looks for fluttering eyelashes moticon....damn, not one* Maybe at first, but after the fifteenth, was not swearing for more believe me. Ouchies big time. Laughs.

Poor Bandit ....how cruel to do that to her....on accident. But do know the gingerly sitting in car seat for trip home....it's a bugger. Hope you gave lots of kisses to the affected bits for her.....

Up so late tonight/this morning. Can't sleep. Sometimes I'd swap anything to not have insomnia. Bit muggy in Brisvegas this morning. Been so lovely at night of late but it's hit once more. Hate it. Hate it, Hate it. Never mind, things could be worse. I don't have the direct worries of the Cyclone bearing down up north like so many of my family and I'm sure families of fellow litsers. Here's hoping everyone stays safe.

MsMoon

 

[Bandit58]

Sydney weather for today: 36C (up to 42C in the west)

A Fire Weather Warning has been issued and a Total Fire Ban is in force. Sunny. Winds northwesterly averaging up to 25 km/h. A Health Alert for poor air quality has been issued by the New South Wales Department of Health.

Urgh.....

 

[warrior queen]

it's going to be a scorcher here today - 30C.
it doesn't sound like a lot, but here in tas 20 feels like 30 and 30 feels like 40.
(i think it has something to do with the ultra-clean air ... it's like there's nothing in the atmosphere to soften the effect of the sun.
i burn here, and i've never burnt anywhere else, not even in marble bar on a 54 degree day!)

i was going to be doing gardening, but i think i might do something indoors instead.

 

[koalabear]

it's going to be a scorcher here today - 30C.
it doesn't sound like a lot, but here in tas 20 feels like 30 and 30 feels like 40.
(i think it has something to do with the ultra-clean air ... it's like there's nothing in the atmosphere to soften the effect of the sun.
i burn here, and i've never burnt anywhere else, not even in marble bar on a 54 degree day!)

i was going to be doing gardening, but i think i might do something indoors instead.

20 degrees with 1-2" of ice expected.

 

[Gil_T2]

it's going to be a scorcher here today - 30C.
it doesn't sound like a lot, but here in tas 20 feels like 30 and 30 feels like 40.
(i think it has something to do with the ultra-clean air ... it's like there's nothing in the atmosphere to soften the effect of the sun.
i burn here, and i've never burnt anywhere else, not even in marble bar on a 54 degree day!)

i was going to be doing gardening, but i think i might do something indoors instead.

Sure it isn't the hole in the Ozone layer that is over Tassy?

We do have to go out today but it will be in the car with the aircan on then into the shops where the aircon is on then home & put the aircon on for us.