The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[kimbalee]

and, you get a church full of parishoners at the next pot luck dinner.

I put in a pot of gold.

and the leprechan shows up at your door in the morning, highly pissed.

I put in a box of Lucky Charms so you can distract him and make a hasty get away...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the leprechan shows up at your door in the morning, highly pissed.

I put in a box of Lucky Charms so you can distract him and make a hasty get away...

and, I save my box tops to get a free umbrella to whisk me away from the windy city.

I put in a trip to the gold coast.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I save my box tops to get a free umbrella to whisk me away from the windy city.

I put in a trip to the gold coast.

but the gold is all gone.

I put in a wheelbarrow

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but the gold is all gone.

I put in a wheelbarrow

and it carries stone and earth to cover the remains of a castrated piglet.

I put in a grieving Pooh Bear...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it carries stone and earth to cover the remains of a castrated piglet.

I put in a grieving Pooh Bear...

and, he puts on his little black vest.

I put in a little black corset.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, he puts on his little black vest.

I put in a little black corset.

and it get amply filled by a full white bosom.

I put in a tug on the corset's ties...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it get amply filled by a full white bosom.

I put in a tug on the corset's ties...

and, the wearer is pulled backward to meet your manhood.

I put in an over-the-shoulder kiss.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the wearer is pulled backward to meet your manhood.

I put in an over-the-shoulder kiss.

and you get an under-the-clavicles frottage.

I put in a stimulating lecture on the anatomy of the human female...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get an under-the-clavicles frottage.

I put in a stimulating lecture on the anatomy of the human female...

and, I get aroused at all of your hand gestures.

I put in a pair of glow-in-the dark gloves.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I get aroused at all of your hand gestures.

I put in a pair of glow-in-the dark gloves.

and they dance around until a couple of fingers mysteriously disappear.

I put in a woman's softly voiced sigh...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and they dance around until a couple of fingers mysteriously disappear.

I put in a woman's softly voiced sigh...

and, she whispers in your ear, "That feels great."

I put in a warmed and ready hand.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, she whispers in your ear, "That feels great."

I put in a warmed and ready hand.

and you find a spot eager to receive it.

I put in a warm fire, a soft and shaggy hearth rug, and a bottle of heated massage oil...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you find a spot eager to receive it.

I put in a warm fire, a soft and shaggy hearth rug, and a bottle of heated massage oil...

and, I pop the top on the champagne bottle.

I put in a toast for two.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I pop the top on the champagne bottle.

I put in a toast for two.

and the toast is delivered - over done and un-buttered

I put in a nice pot of tea

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the toast is delivered - over done and un-buttered

I put in a nice pot of tea

and the narcs raid your pad, man.

I put in a superannuated hippie...

 

[SweetMerry]

and the narcs raid your pad, man.

I put in a superannuated hippie...

and they break out their stash of kama sutra books they've been collecting since the '70's.

I put in a night of learning from a master...

 

[CafeBleu]

and they break out their stash of kama sutra books they've been collecting since the '70's.

I put in a night of learning from a master...

And by morning you have progressed from neophyte to practitioner.

I put in an orange belt with yellow stripes...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And by morning you have progressed from neophyte to practitioner.

I put in an orange belt with yellow stripes...

and everyone enjoys the new drink.

I put in a tumbler of tequilla, straight up...

 

[Handley_Page]

and everyone enjoys the new drink.

I put in a tumbler of tequilla, straight up...

The worm tastes terrible.

I put in a fresh Lime

 

[CafeBleu]

The worm tastes terrible.

I put in a fresh Lime

Using it I grasp the opportunity to re-point the stone work on a 16th century manor house with authentic materials.

I put in a momento of a feudalism.

 

[Handley_Page]

Using it I grasp the opportunity to re-point the stone work on a 16th century manor house with authentic materials.

I put in a momento of a feudalism.

it's a map of Saudi Arabia ?

I put in a natural stone off the beach.
[and a bump]

 

[Tio_Narratore]

it's a map of Saudi Arabia ?

I put in a natural stone off the beach.
[and a bump]

and you hold infinity in the palm of your hand.

I put in a handful of intimations of mortality...

 

[SweetMerry]

and you hold infinity in the palm of your hand.

I put in a handful of intimations of mortality...

And I start playing emo music.

I put in a tube of black lipstick...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And I start playing out the emo music.

SweetMerry,

After you tel what comes out of the Vending Machine, you have to put something in so the next poster can tell what you get out of it.

 

[SweetMerry]

SweetMerry,

After you tel what comes out of the Vending Machine, you have to put something in so the next poster can tell what you get out of it.

duh, sorry. I had a brain spasm or something. I think it's the early hour. I haven't seen daylight this new in a while.

I've edited my reply. Feel free to play through...