~This Thread HAS More Corbal~

[Corbal]

Wow! You are a Christmas machine.

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0901/over-achievers-demotivational-poster-1230950593

I'll be Christmas shopping on December 23 and paying the Sons of Confederate Veterans Ladies Auxilliary to wrap gifts. Of course with my travel schedule this month I do have some excuse.

I am getting a tree this weekend. Cutting it down fresh, which has become a tradition the last few years, although some of my neighbors are starting to get pissed. Gonna have to choose the tree carefully this year.

John

WHERE on earth do you come up with this shit?!?

 

[BradBigBrain]

*sigh*

We've discussed 'these' kind of jokes before.....

You don't like melon references???

 

[Corbal]

Enjoy, Corbs!
http://www.fascionad.com/sitebuilder/images/web-10-466x600.jpg

This gives a whole new meaning to 'candy ass'.........


How did you get them to stick, Tek....

 

[Corbal]

You don't like melon references???

Figures.......you'd think it was funny......

 

[Corbal]

But well which girl doesnt like a guy thats hung like one and knows how to ride?

A bit unwell but I am getting over it sweets

I hope today was a bit warmer....
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/150760.jpg

It was cold as he'll.... I'm managed......

Now I want to meet the fucking idiot that came up with this tattoo....

 

[hairball18]

Figures.......you'd think it was funny......

I thought it was funny.

 

[Corbal]

So how is life in Corbal-ville???

I your socks!!!! Knee highs are the business for under jeans/boots in winter...............of course on me knee highs sometimes end up mid thigh!!!

Mwah! Hey gorgeous! They are supposed to mid thigh....I think. But on my six foot ass....I tugged to get them over the knee. They're my new favorite thing right now.......shall I snag you a pair and ship them? You know I will........but I'll need a picture.....an incriminating one.......of you.....in a dress....

 

[Corbal]

I thought it was funny.

I did too......but I'm not telling him that......ya' think he can read in green?

 

[BradBigBrain]

Figures.......you'd think it was funny......

I do think it's funny and...you owe me!!!

 

[Corbal]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k277/cmotch12/th65c73ea8b006f7b.jpg

I love the sexy socks.

Love the pic...... How are you handsome? *pinch*

Finally.......almost 1, 500 posts.....and I get my first flower.......MonsterDude......you wanna make out......with tongue? Geesh....they'll post cocks, tits, fruit, signs, candy asses, pigs, cocks, hams, retards, Moobs........no one but my girls bring me sweet gifts..............

Poetry.....for You.

Roses are red
My nipples are pink
Perky and pretty.....
MonsterDude.....Tell me sweetie.....what do you think?

*flashes MD*

 

[Corbal]

I do think it's funny and...you owe me!!!

Haha! How could I forget?!? *chest bump*

 

[BradBigBrain]

Haha! How could I forget?!? *chest bump*

I dunno! Chest bumpin' back!!!

 

[blade_rocknut]

*sigh*

We've discussed 'these' kind of jokes before.....

Those do seem a bit onerous...I've always been a bit partial to cantaloupes.

 

[85Ironman]

I want to meet the fucking idiot that came up with this tattoo....

Same fucking idiot that came up with this one:

http://www.aardvarkarchie.com/pictures/images/rude/rude007.jpg

 

[Corbal]

Those do seem a bit onerous...I've always been a bit partial to cantaloupes.

Figures.....what size bra do you wear?

Same fucking idiot that came up with this one:

http://www.aardvarkarchie.com/pictures/images/rude/rude007.jpg

That's classy..........

 

[BradBigBrain]

Figures.....what size bra do you wear?


That's classy..........

I think it's a mansierre.

Very classy!

 

[Papa_Cali]

I think it's a mansierre.

Very classy!

I prefer "the bro".

 

[blade_rocknut]

Figures.....what size bra do you wear?


That's classy..........

whatever size I wanna ......

U still wearin' those sox? Oughtta be bout time for the laundry....

* wrings hands creepily, gunna steal 'em*

 

[BradBigBrain]

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs41/i/2009/034/b/0/Bathroom_Poetry_by_Aeris144.jpg

 

[slave_]

Slave, love! I missed this post! My apologies......picture madness ensued......

Wrapping was fabulous. Bows and name tags match the paper. Each paper was used equally to have the same amount of gifts in each one and my glitter pen worked beautifully.


Now, all I need is a flesh covered bow to stick on you.......the perfect addition to a perfect Christmas. You'll bs stunning next to the tree with your beautiful smile.......

You are just too fucking adorable! Hell, you are just too fucking gorgeous!

And please, this thread has so much going on... I'd catch up with you again. You are so incredibly sweet...

How is it that you always manage to make me blush? Oh, I know... duh... because those lovely words are coming from you!

Yeah, I get all goofy... but OH, the wonderful visuals! *sigh* those luscious legs of yours...

 

[AutoDelux]

That's classy..........

kinda looks like my tat next to mah balls, doesn't it corball?

 

[BlackManFux]

Ok..damn...it took all of my strength, but I made it past your thighs to this thread. That was some work. Whew!

 

[blade_rocknut]

Ok..damn...it took all of my strength, but I made it past your thighs to this thread. That was some work. Whew!

Oh, Gawd; the thread's gone straight to hell now......BMF, will you keep your cock put away here??



* just kidding* I only made it here in the last couple of days....I'll swear I think you're stalking me * shifty eyes*

 

[BlackManFux]

Oh, Gawd; the thread's gone straight to hell now......BMF, will you keep your cock put away here??



* just kidding* I only made it here in the last couple of days....I'll swear I think you're stalking me * shifty eyes*

what the hell, blade? You know I never put the goods away!

 

[blade_rocknut]

what the hell, blade? You know I never put the goods away!

Yeah, well...how bout you at least keep your back to me or something..Something keeps jabbing me in the ribs