Self-objectification

[theapproachingcurve]

*cough* Yeah.... It was handled. Heh. Turns out when you counter Celine with rock music that's played even louder, rock music wins.

Ooooo. We'll get to see the Tarzan hair in it's natural environment. Learn more about it's habits. Can we get David Attenborough to narrate?

I tend to listen to Motown when I'm at work, maybe you two could compromise on that?

I'm sure you look fine with Tarzan hair.

A party where everyone came?

Ok, so that was lame.

I'm not to blame.

Ok, so here's a joke:

How do you catch a unique squirrel?
You 'nique' up on it.
How do you catch a tame squirrel?
The tame way.

Ba da dum!

nite!

PS: I told this joke to a friend, then overheard him saying "You have to 'nique' up on it." *sigh*

A party where everyone came, indeed. ..and I'm with your friend on this one.

 

[Legion_7]

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[theapproachingcurve]

Bah. Screw compromise.

How's your weekend been darlin'?

Clearly someone excels at conflict resolution..

My weekend has been delightful and well spent! I think it's a good day for painting and making chocolate chip banana bread

And how about you lovely?

 

[Legion_7]

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[theapproachingcurve]

Hey, I draw the line at Celine Dion. She's (my coworker) the one who started this arms race. My next step is to bring in some thrash metal.

Fantastic! Glad to hear it. Chocolate chip banana bread? Oh my..... That kind of trumps the cinnamon rolls that I was thinking about.

My weekend has been quite good! A good combination of lazy and productive. Gotten a lot of stuff done that I've wanted and needed to accomplish, and I'm finally starting to look at grad schools! Today is pretty much a lazy day though.

Ok... I'll be sure to set up a green zone tomorrow morning, stat.

I don't know about that...cinnamon rolls hold their own in tastebud bliss. mmmm!

Grad schools! Exciting! Expect a pm about that

 

[fallen_1]

Good morning beautiful lady. How is your day today?

 

[Legion_7]

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[theapproachingcurve]

Good morning beautiful lady. How is your day today?

Good morning! It has been lovely thus far! How about yours?

I dunno.... We might be past the point of Green Zones here. We might be devolving into a full-on Cold War.

Hmmmm. I'm still debating on whether to do them. I'm too lazy to bake at the moment. And even if I do..... Chocolate chip banana bread. Damn.

It certainly is exciting. And terrifying. But mostly exciting. And I'll keep an eye on my inbox, just because it's you.

Well that bipolar balance of power should make the realists in your office happy..

Perhaps you will get the proper inspiration as the day continues...cinnamon rolls have been known to make for an awesome dinner. Just sayin'.

 

[fallen_1]

Good morning! It has been lovely thus far! How about yours?



Well that bipolar balance of power should make the realists in your office happy..

Perhaps you will get the proper inspiration as the day continues...cinnamon rolls have been known to make for an awesome dinner. Just sayin'.

been good....I been on vacation last few days so keepin busy this weekend. Went for a long walk this morning too.

 

[Legion_7]

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[theapproachingcurve]

been good....I been on vacation last few days so keepin busy this weekend. Went for a long walk this morning too.

Sounds superb! How was the vacation?

Bah. Most of 'em report to me anyway. I have the powah!

I'm sure I will. I'm just full and warm and happy at the moment, so I'm disinclined to move. As for dinner.... Would you accept a cinnamon roll bribe to join me?

I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request... oh pirates.

Darling, you would never need to bribe me to have dinner with you. But since you're offering the cinnamon roll..

 

[sensyngman]

Hope you're having a nice weekend darling



xxx
Tyler

 

[Legion_7]

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[fallen_1]

Sounds superb! How was the vacation?



I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request... oh pirates.

Darling, you would never need to bribe me to have dinner with you. But since you're offering the cinnamon roll..

been real nice. I got today and tomorrow yet. Got my haircut friday by one of my customers. BEAUTIFUL Mexican lady. She always hugs me when I go to see her. Says I'm a big huggy bear. Then I got some food. Yesterday I took daughter to Sea World AND Six Flags. Finally got her to ride some of the fun rides. Today just gonna chill and watch football.

I still have tomorrow off yet too.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Hope you're having a nice weekend darling

xxx
Tyler

It has been lovely! And might I add that your latest photos are quite well done? The lighting was a superb choice

"There be a lot of long words in there, miss." Ah, pirates.

Excellent! I'll get to working on them right away. And by right away I mean in about an hour.

So cinnamon rolls, chocolate chip banana bread, and pirates. In an hour. Readysetgo!

 

[theapproachingcurve]

been real nice. I got today and tomorrow yet. Got my haircut friday by one of my customers. BEAUTIFUL Mexican lady. She always hugs me when I go to see her. Says I'm a big huggy bear. Then I got some food. Yesterday I took daughter to Sea World AND Six Flags. Finally got her to ride some of the fun rides. Today just gonna chill and watch football.

I still have tomorrow off yet too.

Sounds like a fabulous time! I'm glad you're getting some time to yourself

 

[sensyngman]

It has been lovely! And might I add that your latest photos are quite well done? The lighting was a superb choice

Well I'm glad you like them and thank you


xxx
Tyler

 

[Legion_7]

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[theapproachingcurve]

Well I'm glad you like them and thank you

xxx
Tyler

"Like" would be an understatement

Surely by now we've set some kind of record for randomness in written conversation. I'll contact Guinness.

I suppose you're right...I wonder what kind of picture spread they would let us have on our page..

 

[Legion_7]

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[theapproachingcurve]

I don't think they'd let us PUBLISH what we'd want to have..... There would have to be a scooter involved, no matter what.

Maybe if we bat our eyelashes real nice...

 

[k_m_d_]

Surely by now we've set some kind of record for randomness in written conversation. I'll contact Guinness.

Isn't it a little early for celebratory drinking? On the Sabbath, no less.

 

[Legion_7]

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[theapproachingcurve]

Isn't it a little early for celebratory drinking? On the Sabbath, no less.

Guinness World Records But now that you mention it..

That should work. Not sure how anyone could stand up to my luscious lashes...

A little early for drinking? I'm sorry, you'll have to explain this concept to me. Not sure that I understand.

I'll just play back up in case they need more persuasion...

 

[Legion_7]

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