What I Crave...

OMG, so my dinner....

SIN! COME HERE AND LISTEN!

My dinner was butternut squash ravioli with sundried tomatoes, Amaretti crumbs, and hazelnut butter.

*whimper*

Ho-leee FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

My chicken is subpar. SUBPAR! SUBPAR!

But I have grapes and goat cheese for later. :D
 
her pussy asked me to turn off the oven. I'm not kidding.
 
I got a burger at the RAM. Lots of drunk Huskie fans. Had to leave.

The RAM fucking sucks slimy donkey cock. If you want a good place for bugers, just cruise by Red Mill in Phinney and call it good.
 
I find it absolutely hilarious that you can't spell droid or the but you can spell inconsequential.

she can spell shinybobblesthatmakemefeel16againbecauseIjustturnedfortyandamhavingamidlifecrisis too.

her old cell phone was fine.
 
I thought that exact same thing when I first saw this, and then her odd vagina frightened me and I forgot. Oh. And I am fucking drunk.

Odd? I didn't realise it was moving...

Guess this is my last glass of wine.
 
The RAM fucking sucks slimy donkey cock. If you want a good place for bugers, just cruise by Red Mill in Phinney and call it good.

How are the chicks there? There are usually a couple who want to flirt at the RAM.
 
she can spell shinybobblesthatmakemefeel16againbecauseIjustturnedfortyandamhavingamidlifecrisis too.

her old cell phone was fine.

Fuck the fuck off you fuckity fuck fuckerson.

Oh, and hi!
 
How are the chicks there? There are usually a couple who want to flirt at the RAM.

Totally not a Hooters scene at RM. In facxt, why don't you jsut go to Hooters? I mean if you're gonna go for it, why wimp out with the RAM when you can practically get boobs pressed in your face at Hooters? Seems more efficient, no?
 
Totally not a Hooters scene at RM. In facxt, why don't you jsut go to Hooters? I mean if you're gonna go for it, why wimp out with the RAM when you can practically get boobs pressed in your face at Hooters? Seems more efficient, no?

I've never been to a Hooters, but I don't think I need those boobs.

Hey, did you know that the original Red Robin closed?
 
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