k_m_d_
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I don't desire to objectify you or anyone else that much..
I wouldn't mind thaaaat much.

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I don't desire to objectify you or anyone else that much..
I wouldn't mind thaaaat much.![]()
Then I'll stand in for your skewed sense of self worth and knock you upside the head when it's called for.![]()
Hello! Good..just got home from work and I'm still alive. I got two gorgeous orchidsthey're exquisite.
How are you lover?
That's no way to treat a sex toy =P.
Alive is always preferable. Orchids are absolutely beautiful. For some reason I like day lilies right now.
I am absolutely wonderful.
Do you keep staring at your orchids?
I'm glad you're doing so well!
No, I don't, because they're off to the side presently and my neck hurts and I don't feel like turning it too much... so I'll see them in the morning![]()
Your sex toy needs to give you a neck and shoulder rub...
Exactly.
I buy sex toys, and I don't engage in human trafficking... I'm sure you can figure out the logistics![]()
Human trafficking is where the money's at.
Creeper.
And you wonder why I haven't gone over to your place yet?![]()
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so how is your night going sweetie?
Obviously I have to keep my place clean, what with the wiretaps and all.
It's been finespent all of it at work and I'll be falling asleep shortly. How about yours?
Clean? Meeting with any success there?
going ok....I worked long today..gonna stay up late thought. My friend is working nights tonight and she's gonna calll so I can help her stay awake lol
Oh ok, good luck with that!![]()
Clean? Meeting with any success there?
Oh pish posh.. (but thank you)
You too?! Jimminy crickets... yes. I did. But we have to use it together..![]()
I can't remember anything remarkably bad so..pleasant, indeed![]()