As The Newsroom Turns....

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

 

[sr71plt]

Welcome to the AH.

We pretty much write the stories up here and submit them to the story section of the Web site. And include something erotic, as this is an erotica Web site.

And to your other thread, yes, I had a career at a major, government-run news agency--and also wrote entertainment columns for English-language papers in Southeast Asia and the Middle East. And, yes, that can lead to a lot of interesting opportunities.

 

[jomar]

Are you twins? StF has a pretty entertaining thread. Your thread has great promise (if a thread and not submitted stories) though the bar is high. Best luck!

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

 

[sr71plt]

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[trysail]

... which reminds me of the Mencken piece, "The Synthesis of News" contained in Newspaper Days. What a hoot! ( précis: journalist describes the fabrication of a "news" story ).

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

 

[sr71plt]

You call that a "news agency" without smirking? You mean Propaganda Center?

Sorry, I'm required by Journalist Code to quip.

And thanks for reporting my illegal thread to the forum owners. I look forward to having my posting privileges revoked and my membership blown into obscurity.

It will be just like that time I refused to rat out a source and wound up on the police chief's shit list ....

Ah, so you don't know it. This isn't USIA, hon. This COLLECTS and analyzes the propaganda of others. (And a healthy number of columnists calling themselves "journalists" just sit and read its tickertapes and claim its reporting as their own.)

Are you really even a journalist? The jury's now out on that, I'm afraid.

(I'd appreciate it if you'd delete that quote, since I obviously wasn't going to leave this up here. I even said so. Thanks.)

 

[sr71plt]

Also! If anyone has questions about what it's like to work in a newsroom, ask away. Until my thread is yanked and killed, of course. Better hurry.....

Why would it be pulled? Because you're just trolling and playing? This site doesn't pull anything like that. All sorts of nonsense here.

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

 

[sr71plt]

wouldn't you already have traced my location and figured out where I write?

Ummm. No. Again, you really don't know about that news agency and what it did (since it's evolved into something else now), do you?

A real journalist would.

 

[sr71plt]

You dork! Read up. You said it'd be gone within the hour. Read: yanked, pulled. I'm new here, but not to bulletin boards. Those sounded like a mod or someone saying, "your thread is gone."

Not much into investigation, are you? Did I say the thread would be yanked? No, I didn't. I meant I'd erase my post (which I did)

Do you make unfounded assumptions in writing your news copy too?

Again, I'd appreciate it if you'd erase the quote. Thanks.

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

 

[squarejohn]

Also! If anyone has questions about what it's like to work in a newsroom, ask away. Until my thread is yanked and killed, of course. Better hurry.....

I watched every incarnation of The Front Page. Is that what it's like?

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

 

[sr71plt]

Yeah, no, not going to happen. Thanks!

Also, I really love that this site is as dedicated to the First Amendment as I am.

OK, you can certainly be a little shit. There's a lot of that going around here--and it catagorizes you for me. (And I'm not all that upset that you are being a little shit).

And no doubt just another alt of one of our standard trolls here.

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

 

[sr71plt]

I've arrived! I've been called an alt on my first day here.

And being a little snotty shit is what I do for a living.

Sorry, fake living.

Glad to have helped you get categorized so quicky. So when do your political threads start along with continued participation in the Authors Hangout and telling us how well you write--without actually posting any stories to Literotica?

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

 

[sr71plt]

Oh, the thread was going just fine until you got unfriendly (although coming into the forum "I'm-the-cats-pajamas; just-ask-me-to-educate-you-because-I-can" gangbusters on multiple thread initiations is a little pushy).