Lit ladies, show us your curves...

[Modern Mephisto]

Less yappy, more curvy.

Bitches.

 

[Lorilei]

*two handed buttpinch*

Ouch!

 

[Honey123]

*two handed buttpinch*

*wiggles*

Less yappy, more curvy.

Bitches.

ok..ok...

http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1018882&d=1279206190

 

[Lorilei]

Less yappy, more curvy.

Bitches.

You mean like this?

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/1547/buttinbed2profilepic.jpg

 

[Modern Mephisto]

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

You each get a gold star, a smiley face, and a check-plus.

 

[Honey123]

You mean like this?

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/1547/buttinbed2profilepic.jpg

both pictures were beautiful

 

[mark197205]

You mean like this?

*shwing!*

 

[Honey123]

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

You each get a gold star, a smiley face, and a check-plus.

a check plus...what?

 

[Lorilei]

both pictures were beautiful

Thank you! The other one was "personalized" for someone, and I didn't realize until I posted it. Oops.

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

You each get a gold star, a smiley face, and a check-plus.

*curtsy*

 

[Modern Mephisto]

a check plus...what?

That's it. A check+. Like an A+, but with a check mark, because letter grades are discriminatory and make the stupid children feel stupid, shattering their fragile sense of self-worth or some bullshit like that.

 

[Lorilei]

*shwing!*

...

 

[Ricanbandit]

Great thread, can't believe I didn't know of it. Oh well only 471 pages to go through

 

[butters]

You mean like this?

damn fine, woman

 

[Memphis_Man]

You mean like this?

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/1547/buttinbed2profilepic.jpg

Looks like a nice place to park my dick for the night. HA!

 

[Saint Peter]

You mean like this?

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/1547/buttinbed2profilepic.jpg

Check out those tan lines!

 

[Lorilei]

damn fine, woman

Looks like a nice place to park my dick for the night. HA!

Check out those tan lines!

What's wrong with tan lines?

 

[Modern Mephisto]

What's wrong with tan lines?

Don't assume it's a bad thing. Tan lines can be hot. It's like she's naked, but wearing flesh undies...

Er...

Well, it doesn't sound hot when I describe it, but tan lines can be a good thing, an appealing thing.

 

[Lorilei]

Don't assume it's a bad thing. Tan lines can be hot. It's like she's naked, but wearing flesh undies...

Er...

Well, it doesn't sound hot when I describe it, but tan lines can be a good thing, an appealing thing.

Flesh undies. I can live with that.

 

[Saint Peter]

What's wrong with tan lines?

I never said there was anything wrong with them!

 

[Lorilei]

I never said there was anything wrong with them!

Awwww. I should have known.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

Flesh undies. I can live with that.

Good. Just try not to imagine some sick Silence of the Lambs/Buffalo Bill scenario where chunky women are abducted, starved, and skinned alive so some fruity wannabe transvestite can make pretty, frilly undercrackers from their flesh. Because then it's not sexy at all.

 

[Lorilei]

Good. Just try not to imagine some sick Silence of the Lambs/Buffalo Bill scenario where chunky women are abducted, starved, and skinned alive so some fruity wannabe transvestite can make pretty, frilly undercrackers from their flesh. Because then it's not sexy at all.

Way to ruin the mood, dude!


Now I want chianti and fava beans.

 

[mark197205]

Way to ruin the mood, dude!


Now I want chianti and fava beans.

How about some pan seared brains?

 

[Modern Mephisto]

Way to ruin the mood, dude!

I'm all about killing the horny. It's what gets me off.

 

[x_wired_x]

Just one