The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Austin8]

the machine gives you a Jr bacon cheese burger and a coke.

I put in an order for chicken with broccoli in ten minutes...

and you get Ha soo, u like Keem?
I put in a landscapers manicure kit

 

[kimbalee]

and you get Ha soo, u like Keem?
I put in a landscapers manicure kit

and the machine gives you a big "?" followed by "that is not the intended use of that item."

I put in a question from "My Heidi" which is: "What collah you wan today, Keem?"

 

[Austin8]

and the machine gives you a big "?" followed by "that is not the intended use of that item."

I put in a question from "My Heidi" which is: "What collah you wan today, Keem?"

and you get cfm red with a little butterfly!

I put in a fifa trophy keychain

 

[kimbalee]

and you get cfm red with a little butterfly!

I put in a fifa trophy keychain

cfm red? wow!

and you get the car to go with the key.

I put in a soft pillow and a warm bed...

 

[Handley_Page]

cfm red? wow!

and you get the car to go with the key.

I put in a soft pillow and a warm bed...

all I need now is the sleeping pill for a good night's kip.
[ 'She' can join me in the morning. ]

I put in a pint of engine oil.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

all I need now is the sleeping pill for a good night's kip.
[ 'She' can join me in the morning. ]

I put in a pint of engine oil.

and it overflows since you put an Imperial pint into a U.S. engine.

I put in a plan for world metrification...

 

[kimbalee]

and it overflows since you put an Imperial pint into a U.S. engine.

I put in a plan for world metrification...

and the machine emits an evil laugh as it digests the plans.

I put in a napkin for the machine...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the machine emits an evil laugh as it digests the plans.

I put in a napkin for the machine...

and it prints the Mk2 in Metric. . . . .

I put in a roll of Fax paper

 

[kimbalee]

and it prints the Mk2 in Metric. . . . .

I put in a roll of Fax paper

and the display reads, "Paper Jam" followed by, "Choose your flavor: strawberry or grape?"

I put in some fresh made biscuits for your jam choice...

 

[Austin8]

and the display reads, "Paper Jam" followed by, "Choose your flavor: strawberry or grape?"

I put in some fresh made biscuits for your jam choice...

and I choose some jam made from merlot wine

I put in a pair of purple high tops

 

[kimbalee]

and I choose some jam made from merlot wine

I put in a pair of purple high tops

and you get a stern note from the jelly lady... "No more jam until I get two drawings!"

I put in a big smile and an, "I told you so."

 

[Austin8]

and you get a stern note from the jelly lady... "No more jam until I get two drawings!"

I put in a big smile and an, "I told you so."

and Ill see what I can do

i put in a pint of Nada Moo! ice cream

 

[kimbalee]

and Ill see what I can do

i put in a pint of Nada Moo! ice cream

and the machine gives you Hershey syrup.

I put in a waffle cone with a note that says, "Two scoops, please."

 

[Austin8]

and the machine gives you Hershey syrup.

I put in a waffle cone with a note that says, "Two scoops, please."

nada moo is ice cream made with coconut milk and sweetened with agave nectar, for my E, it's pretty darn good! get the title?

I put in a jalapeno popper

 

[kimbalee]

nada moo is ice cream made with coconut milk and sweetened with agave nectar, for my E, it's pretty darn good! get the title?

I put in a jalapeno popper

that is awesome! yay! E can have i scream too!

and you get a request for a few more.

I put in a question of "what's for dinner tomorrow?"

 

[Austin8]

that is awesome! yay! E can have i scream too!

and you get a request for a few more.

I put in a question of "what's for dinner tomorrow?"

chili dogs

i put in a old pen from the desk drawer

 

[kimbalee]

chili dogs

i put in a old pen from the desk drawer

and you get a piece of yellowed paper to go with it.

I put in a desktop littered with a variety of all things imaginable...

 

[Austin8]

and you get a piece of yellowed paper to go with it.

I put in a desktop littered with a variety of all things imaginable...

oooo, look! a thing unimaginable! woohoo!

I put in a special notebook I found in a big pile of things imagined!

 

[kimbalee]

oooo, look! a thing unimaginable! woohoo!

I put in a special notebook I found in a big pile of things imagined!

laughing

papers collapse off the desk when you try to pry the book away and bury you in an avalanche beside the machine. the machine gives you a piece of paper that says, "You should have known better."

I put in a filing cabinet so you can get started on organizing all of those papers.

 

[Austin8]

laughing

papers collapse off the desk when you try to pry the book away and bury you in an avalanche beside the machine. the machine gives you a piece of paper that says, "You should have known better."

I put in a filing cabinet so you can get started on organizing all of those papers.

and it takes weeks, just to put the little tabby things on all those folders

I but in a John Deere 310SJ to deal with the stuff!

 

[kimbalee]

and it takes weeks, just to put the little tabby things on all those folders

I but in a John Deere 310SJ to deal with the stuff!

and you get to buff the tire tracks off the hardwood floor.

I out in "tabby things" to mark the most interesting aspects of the notebook which you took your time reading thru and that is why it took so long to organize the papers...

 

[Austin8]

and you get to buff the tire tracks off the hardwood floor.

I out in "tabby things" to mark the most interesting aspects of the notebook which you took your time reading thru and that is why it took so long to organize the papers...

is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

I put in a sleepy evening on the couch

 

[kimbalee]

is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

I put in a sleepy evening on the couch

and you get a stiff neck when you fall asleep at an odd angle.

I put in a coupon for a massage therapist...

 

[Austin8]

and you get a stiff neck when you fall asleep at an odd angle.

I put in a coupon for a massage therapist...

and I trade it for a roll of Copenhagen! Ha!

I put in a goodnight Kiss (for my cutey) (non- copenhagen)

 

[kimbalee]

and I trade it for a roll of Copenhagen! Ha!

I put in a goodnight Kiss (for my cutey) (non- copenhagen)

D'oh!

and you get a kick in the pants!

I put in a sideways grin and a promise for revenge the first chance I get...