The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

and a few party leaders worry about their heads.

I put in an objection to proportional representation...

That's all we need! Vote for the party, and they'll pick the MP!Perhaps it should be called 'proportional misrepresentation.'

[ all too true ]

and the thought that a government made up of everyone's favourite is enough to paralyse the entire country.

I put in a Central Committee.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

[ all too true ]

and the thought that a government made up of everyone's favourite is enough to paralyse the entire country.

I put in a Central Committee.

and the Troika pulls in three different directions at once.


I put in a Philosopher-King...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the Troika pulls in three different directions at once.

I put in a Philosopher-King...

And the rest of the world listens in awe.

I put in a recording of King George 5

 

[Austin8]

And the rest of the world listens in awe.

I put in a recording of King George 5

and the Dave Clarke 5 sounds better IMO

I put in a pint of my fave, Bass

 

[kimbalee]

and the Dave Clarke 5 sounds better IMO

I put in a pint of my fave, Bass

and you get a Billy Bass plaque that sings to you.

I put in some canned laughter...

 

[Austin8]

and you get a Billy Bass plaque that sings to you.

I put in some canned laughter...

and you get a whoopie cushion

I put in a bottle brush plant

 

[kimbalee]

and you get a whoopie cushion

I put in a bottle brush plant

and the milk man delivers the empties you requested.

I put in a whoopie pie...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the milk man delivers the empties you requested.

I put in a whoopie pie...

and leave the whoopsie on the floor for someone else to clean up


I put in a re-furbished "self-wiping contact" switch.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and leave the whoopsie on the floor for someone else to clean up


I put in a re-furbished "self-wiping contact" switch.

and the BDSM and GLBT boards try to figure it out.

I put in a simple on-off toggle...

 

[kimbalee]

and the BDSM and GLBT boards try to figure it out.

I put in a simple on-off toggle...

and the machine tells you to, "Go and pick your switch."

I put in a trip to the grocery store because I'd rather skip it...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the machine tells you to, "Go and pick your switch."

I put in a trip to the grocery store because I'd rather skip it...

so you skip rather than walk.

I put in a pair of sandals

 

[YoursSINSerely]

so you skip rather than walk.

I put in a pair of sandals

and, you get the sweat sounds of summer: flip flop, flip flop.

I put in a pink flamingo.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, you get the sweat sounds of summer: flip flop, flip flop.

I put in a pink flamingo.

as opposed to the 'green' type ?


I put in a bottle of contact cleaner.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

as opposed to the 'green' type ?


I put in a bottle of contact cleaner.

And, the salt water still makes me feel like summer at the beach in my flip flops.

I put in a nice piece of coral.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, the salt water still makes me feel like summer at the beach in my flip flops.

I put in a nice piece of coral.

and discover it's the last example of that species on the planet.


I put in a plastic replica of a goldfish

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and discover it's the last example of that species on the planet.


I put in a plastic replica of a goldfish

And, I help you to lower it into the aquarium with the plastic bubbles scattered around it.

I put in some fake grass.

 

[Austin8]

And, I help you to lower it into the aquarium with the plastic bubbles scattered around it.

I put in some fake grass.

when I smoked it I damn near passed out!

I put in some real grass

 

[YoursSINSerely]

when I smoked it I damn near passed out!

I put in some real grass

And, when I smoked that, I got real lovey dovey.

I put in a big bowl of munchies.

 

[Austin8]

And, when I smoked that, I got real lovey dovey.

I put in a big bowl of munchies.

and you get a sausage on a stick, a chimichanga, a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and a big Dr pepper from the machine in a 44oz cup.

I put in a munchie craving for fried chicken

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a sausage on a stick, a chimichanga, a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and a big Dr pepper from the machine in a 44oz cup.

I put in a munchie craving for fried chicken

And, I'm disconnecting the camera in my room cuz that's what I had for supper and everyone knows it, now.

I'm putting in a plate full of bones.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, I'm disconnecting the camera in my room cuz that's what I had for supper and everyone knows it, now.

I'm putting in a plate full of bones.

and I clean, bleach, and degrease them for my reference collection.

I put in an Osteometric Board...

 

[Handley_Page]

and I clean, bleach, and degrease them for my reference collection.

I put in an Osteometric Board...

who measure the bones in aeons.

I put in a Carbon Dating machine

 

[kimbalee]

who measure the bones in aeons.

I put in a Carbon Dating machine

and you get a letter from eHarmony saying they have found you a perfect match.

I put in a bag of single serve microwave popcorn...

 

[Austin8]

and you get a letter from eHarmony saying they have found you a perfect match.

I put in a bag of single serve microwave popcorn...

and your hungry for More! much More!

I put in some Oodles of Noodles! : )~

 

[kimbalee]

and your hungry for More! much More!

I put in some Oodles of Noodles! : )~

the machine gives you a Jr bacon cheese burger and a coke.

I put in an order for chicken with broccoli in ten minutes...