The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[kimbalee]

and, the lobsters are ready for drenching.

I put in a nutcracker.

and the men reading this thread subconsciously cross their legs and cup their jewels simultaneously.

I put in some cough drops and a few tissues...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the men reading this thread subconsciously cross their legs and cup their jewels simultaneously.

I put in some cough drops and a few tissues...

and, I crawl up on the couch and join you in unison coughing and blowing.

I put in a jar of Vick's Vaporub

 

[kimbalee]

and, I crawl up on the couch and join you in unison coughing and blowing.

I put in a jar of Vick's Vaporub

I hope you are inSINuating the blowing of noses...

and you get the cool sensation of a York Peppermint Patty, blowing thru your hair.

I put in a call to work saying I won't be there tomorrow, or any day after that...

man, don't I wish...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I hope you are inSINuating the blowing of noses...

and you get the cool sensation of a York Peppermint Patty, blowing thru your hair.

I put in a call to work saying I won't be there tomorrow, or any day after that...

man, don't I wish...

Let the short-term disability begin!

I put in 20 gallons of saved gasoline in honor of Earth Day.

 

[kimbalee]

Let the short-term disability begin!

I put in 20 gallons of saved gasoline in honor of Earth Day.

pfft... as if I would qualify for that with a diagnosis of "the sniffles." lol

and you get a big ole "going green" bumper sticker plastered to your car for your efforts.

I put in a glass of ginger ale for you so we can drink together...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

pfft... as if I would qualify for that with a diagnosis of "the sniffles." lol

and you get a big ole "going green" bumper sticker plastered to your car for your efforts.

I put in a glass of ginger ale for you so we can drink together...

and you get a fifth of Canadian Club to dilute your ginger ale.

I put in a seltzer spritzer and a bottle of Fox's U-Bet chocolate syrup...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a fifth of Canadian Club to dilute your ginger ale.

I put in a seltzer spritzer and a bottle of Fox's U-Bet chocolate syrup...

and, I'll slide a piece of cherry pie down the soda fountain counter to you.

I put in two paper straws.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I'll slide a piece of cherry pie down the soda fountain counter to you.

I put in two paper straws.

and the guy you slid your cherry to shares his egg cream.

I put in a poodle skirt and a jukebox...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the guy you slid your cherry to shares his egg cream.

I put in a poodle skirt and a jukebox...

and, you can teach me the bop.

I put in a tight cardigan sweater buttoned to my neck with a big embroidered B on it.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you can teach me the bop.

I put in a tight cardigan sweater buttoned to my neck with a big embroidered B on it.

and the big, bodacious bosom beneath the "B" bursts the buttons.

I put in an excess of alliteration...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the big, bodacious bosom beneath the "B" bursts the buttons.

I put in an excess of alliteration...

but, but, but, it was beautiful

I turn around and put in my but.

 

[kimbalee]

but, but, but, it was beautiful

I turn around and put in my but.

you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around...

I put in some chicken soup and crackers...

hope you are feeling better, Sins.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around...

I put in some chicken soup and crackers...

hope you are feeling better, Sins.

and, the oysters are telling jokes one after the other.

I put in a shot of something to make you better.


Not hardly coughing at all today. Hope you are better soon.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the oysters are telling jokes one after the other.

I put in a shot of something to make you better.


Not hardly coughing at all today. Hope you are better soon.

and everyone's spirits are lifted...to about 140 proof.

I put in a choice of my three favorite summer cocktails...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and everyone's spirits are lifted...to about 140 proof.

I put in a choice of my three favorite summer cocktails...

and, the anticipation of the first to be served is nearly driving me crazy.

I put in a waiting reservoir.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the anticipation of the first to be served is nearly driving me crazy.

I put in a waiting reservoir.

and the maitre d' draws out two waitresses and a wine steward.

I put in a verbal misunderstanding...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and the maitre d' draws out two waitresses and a wine steward.

I put in a verbal misunderstanding...

and the lounges are all abuzz with the latest controversy.

I put in a peace keeper.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the lounges are all abuzz with the latest controversy.

I put in a peace keeper.

and the Colt .45 speaks louder than words.

I put in an observation by Mae West...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and the Colt .45 speaks louder than words.

I put in an observation by Mae West...

And my hero says... "Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."

I put in a small trifle of a quote.."Women are the only oppressed group in our society that lives in intimate association with their oppressors".

 

[Handley_Page]

And my hero says... "Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."

I put in a small trifle of a quote.."Women are the only oppressed group in our society that lives in intimate association with their oppressors".

the small trifle was eaten by a small child.

I put in a roll of Gaffer Tape.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

the small trifle was eaten by a small child.

I put in a roll of Gaffer Tape.

and it covers up everyone's mis-spoken words.

I put in a sex-induced episode of glossolalia...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it covers up everyone's mis-spoken words.

I put in a sex-induced episode of glossolalia...

and, I'll sit back and listen to your tale and be privately aroused.

I put in a perfectly placed finger.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I'll sit back and listen to your tale and be privately aroused.

I put in a perfectly placed finger.

and the doorbell gets answered by a panting pantiless maid.

I put in a perfect place for a finger...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and the doorbell gets answered by a panting pantiless maid.

I put in a perfect place for a finger...

And such hot button issue are, ahem, raised...

I put in a cunningly wicked tongue.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And such hot button issue are, ahem, raised...

I put in a cunningly wicked tongue.

and without saying a word it creates a story from introduction to climax and beyond.

I put in a man kneeling to praise the goddess...