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erm ... morning, aussies.

... or afternoon ... or evening. i get confused - easily and often; it must be the drink.
 
warrior queen said:
evening all :)

it's friday, i'm home and not doing much, thinking a bourbon would go down well.....

i do have some news tho - i finally got a brand new bed!
it's HUGE, it's firm, it's super-comfy.... and as HE is in w.a. it has not yet been played upon.
it's a great solid wood thing, so i'll be able to make all the adaptations needed to turn it into real fun :devil:
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So did the "solid wood thing" come with the bed....best not tell the neighbourhood ladies they'll want one as well...and it has adaptations...I guess a bed just isn't a bed these days...I suppose the mattress protector comes with an alarm and a pin number
 
enrapturedmoon said:
Hello there Webbo, nice to see you round the ridges once more. Hope life is treating you well, though from the naughtiness flying on these pages, obviously is.

A big hello to Mr Gil and Kayte and all the other reprobates, I mean wicked people around here...smiles.

Talking of reprobates, anyone heard from that Elfy boy? Damn, always seem to miss him, though I'm sure with a sight affixed and more pratice my sleeping dart gun would change that....always wanted to bag me an Elf to torment...laughs

All be well and hardy or well and hard.:devil:

:kiss:MsMoon:kiss:

Ps Elfy.....starting the jigsaw as yet? next piece soon....;)
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Now Ms Moon don't tell me that you miss me...careful that witty exterior may be cracking....hope you got a big bag...takes a lot to take me down...I'm usually the the last one standing..nice to see you finally :rose:
 
allysin said:
turns around and lowers my curvy white bottom onto webbo1's lap, slowly...

hmmm. is it just me or can you guys hear that annoying reversing up beep. beep. beep. noise... ;)
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Well in that case I hope you have your wing mirrors adjusted properly...it would never to do to park in a no standing zone
 
allysin said:
well, it made me think of putting something plump and juicy in my mouth that would probably end up with having sticky stuff running all over my chin, so... I dunno. you be the judge... :devil:
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grapes...lots and lots of grapes
 
No talking about food please - I'm fasting and cleaning out for the CT tomorrow so if I disappear I'll be in the loo! :mad::(
 
WhiteQueensKnight said:
Welcome to the house of fun. Welcome to the lions den.
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There's a den...you mean we renovated whilst I was away...come to think of it that was why I was away...I hope the big screen TV is working, although I reckon there's going to be a fight for the remote...

Oh yes and welcome to the new people...collars..without collars..clothing optional..
 
DormantEvil said:
It makes me want to start yoga, and get a little more flexible.
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See now ladies us guys are rather simple...all we need is a smile...yoga don't matter...I can't think of a situation when a guy would say..."Sorry I can't go down on you cause you haven't been to yoga class"....those that won't aren't worth the time...
 
darkelf9 said:
See now ladies us guys are rather simple...all we need is a smile...yoga don't matter...I can't think of a situation when a guy would say..."Sorry I can't go down on you cause you haven't been to yoga class"....those that won't aren't worth the time...
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I see now which av the ladies meant...rasher's previous one...couldn't work out why a smiley face with a cat tail made women think of yoga and orgies...rather funny now that I think about it...serves me right for being away for so long..in the interests of coping it sweet I won't edit the previous post
 
Rayne_Clowd said:
*walks around with her arms out in front of her and her eyes closed* where are you all? *places her hands over two soft round ....flexes her fingers and suddenly realizes* oh oops sorry allysin *blushes and puts her hands down and decides to just sit with her eyes closed its safer*
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such a tease
 
webbo1 said:
Doing well thanks AB

Must say your AV's get more alluring all the time
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Thank you webbo:)
btw how are you ?

WhiteQueensKnight said:
Oh yes, baby work that dress. Work it right off that tasty body. Allysin will lend you a pompom if you're shy.
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hmm it its not even a dress it is just a scarf:rolleyes:

Bandit58 said:
No talking about food please - I'm fasting and cleaning out for the CT tomorrow so if I disappear I'll be in the loo! :mad::(
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that's not good Bandit, hope this time you will not have any problems
and don't worry no talking about food
 
AlienBeauty said:
i guess more easy to remove just stop holding the scarf :D

anyway how are you today?
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Just the though of you only covered be a scarf is exciting but then the idea of "Just stop holding" it & seeing drop to the floor.

MMMMMMMMMMM, Yummy.:D
 
Bandit58 said:
No talking about food please - I'm fasting and cleaning out for the CT tomorrow so if I disappear I'll be in the loo! :mad::(
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Did I mention I enjoyed my snags & veggies for dinner, now wondering whats your plans for my supper.
 
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