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Not happy Jan! :mad:

They made the appointment for the CT while I was still out of it so we have to rearrange dialysis AGAIN. I have to go through the prep AGAIN. My tummy is a bit sore where they've poked around inside, and I've got the gripes now things are moving through.

On the other hand, I can fart safely now! :eek: :D
 
Bandit58 said:
Not happy Jan! :mad:

They made the appointment for the CT while I was still out of it so we have to rearrange dialysis AGAIN. I have to go through the prep AGAIN. My tummy is a bit sore where they've poked around inside, and I've got the gripes now things are moving through.

On the other hand, I can fart safely now! :eek: :D
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Well better out than in. One of the few times I'll say that, there's a lot to be said for the fun of in.
 
Well I'm in a bit of an anti cranky smelly dodgy legged male kinda mood so I have been thinking - I shoulda married myself!

Before you laugh and go yeah yeah ICR, think about it...

* I like my own cooking
* I know how to please myself (with a lil help from a few toys occasionally)
* When I go shoe shopping I never grunt and roll my eyes and look bored
* If I ever decide to have a raging affair with another woman I wouldn't complain
* I would never turn the tv onto motorsports when I was in the middle of watching something else.


Yup shoulda married myself!:D
 
ICR said:
Well I'm in a bit of an anti cranky smelly dodgy legged male kinda mood so I have been thinking - I shoulda married myself!

Before you laugh and go yeah yeah ICR, think about it...

* I like my own cooking
* I know how to please myself (with a lil help from a few toys occasionally)
* When I go shoe shopping I never grunt and roll my eyes and look bored
* If I ever decide to have a raging affair with another woman I wouldn't complain
* I would never turn the tv onto motorsports when I was in the middle of watching something else.


Yup shoulda married myself!:D
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neva said i didnt like ya cooking.
flmao do the words i carnt cum anymore ring a bell.
shoe shopping is boring.
you half watch it,when they show blood,guts or a brain op you cover your face,when speedway is on you dont hahahahahahaha.
 
rasher said:
neva said i didnt like ya cooking.
flmao do the words i carnt cum anymore ring a bell.
shoe shopping is boring.
you half watch it,when they show blood,guts or a brain op you cover your face,when speedway is on you dont hahahahahahaha.
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Oh ho, the dodgy legged one himself!

Yes! Those words do ring a bell.. believe I said them my very self on an occasion that you were not watching motorsport for once :eek:

Shoe shopping is NOT and could never be called boring! Pfft..

I am still listening... who slept on their beanbag for most of the night last speedway meeting because it was just soooooo stimulating. Shoulda taken my wireless egg and raffled the remote! :rolleyes:

Haha love ya honey. :kiss:
 
ICR said:
Oh ho, the dodgy legged one himself!

Yes! Those words do ring a bell.. believe I said them my very self on an occasion that you were not watching motorsport for once :eek:

Shoe shopping is NOT and could never be called boring! Pfft..

I am still listening... who slept on their beanbag for most of the night last speedway meeting because it was just soooooo stimulating. Shoulda taken my wireless egg and raffled the remote! :rolleyes:

Haha love ya honey. :kiss:
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yes cranky one,
well motorsport is a huge part of my life,you knew that.
yes it's as boring as bat shit,
well the last meeting was boring,yeah we will take the egg & i'll have the remote,im sure you'll be xcited on the hill.

hahaha i lub you 2 cranky one.
 
rasher said:
yes cranky one,
well motorsport is a huge part of my life,you knew that.
yes it's as boring as bat shit,
well the last meeting was boring,yeah we will take the egg & i'll have the remote,im sure you'll be xcited on the hill.

hahaha i lub you 2 cranky one.
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Rashy baby..

C'mon now. You said 'speedway' was a huge part of your life and yes I knew that and yes it is.. but not when I am watching something on tv which I rarely do darling[

Boring as bat shit - I think you are referring to cricket here.

The egg and a shoe sale brochure.. :nana:
 
ICR said:
Rashy baby..

C'mon now. You said 'speedway' was a huge part of your life and yes I knew that and yes it is.. but not when I am watching something on tv which I rarely do darling[

Boring as bat shit - I think you are referring to cricket here.

The egg and a shoe sale brochure.. :nana:
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ICR wifey,

oh well ya get that lol,
nuh id rather watch cricket then go shoe shopping,
i can throw eggs at ya while you hold a sale brochure if you want hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
rasher said:
ICR wifey,

oh well ya get that lol,
nuh id rather watch cricket then go shoe shopping,
i can throw eggs at ya while you hold a sale brochure if you want hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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He who can not drive yet,

I dont think I feel like driving all the way to PCR this weekend. :confused: And I think I am going to lose the keys and the spares. Oh no!! :devil:

Sounds fun! Then we will swap sides and I can throw grenades while you hold a cricket bat!! :rose:
 
ICR said:
He who can not drive yet,

I dont think I feel like driving all the way to PCR this weekend. :confused: And I think I am going to lose the keys and the spares. Oh no!! :devil:

Sounds fun! Then we will swap sides and I can throw grenades while you hold a cricket bat!! :rose:
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i'll drive myself,ya gotta find the spares 1st dear,yeah no worries with the grenades,if im right iv got 7 seconds from when ya pull the pin,so i'll charge at ya & hit it right back at ya hahahahahahahaha
 
rasher said:
i'll drive myself,ya gotta find the spares 1st dear,yeah no worries with the grenades,if im right iv got 7 seconds from when ya pull the pin,so i'll charge at ya & hit it right back at ya hahahahahahahaha
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I gotta pull a pin?:confused: really? I thought you just threw them. Need this confirmed cos you would tell me anything to win Mr Competitive!!
 
ICR said:
I gotta pull a pin?:confused: really? I thought you just threw them. Need this confirmed cos you would tell me anything to win Mr Competitive!!
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best you google it hun,your kidding hun,you dont know how to use a grenade flmao ,ask webbo he will tell ya you need to pull the pin,thats fucking gold hun hahahahahahaha
 
rasher said:
best you google it hun,your kidding hun,you dont know how to use a grenade flmao ,ask webbo he will tell ya you need to pull the pin,thats fucking gold hun hahahahahahaha
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Yup, shoulda married myself.:rolleyes:
 
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