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WhiteQueensKnight said:
Maybe, you think its good gil want to make sure only the best meat goes into your mouth?

Me, I'd just like to watch you eat the warm gooey protein that spurts from inside.

Hope that works.
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oh my. um... yep. that um...would have been... exactly the ah...sexy thing I was hmm...trying to think of... *fighting off inexplicable craving to feast on a juicy big ben*

you know, I might need a serviette here. I find there's inevitably a little goo that escapes and trickles down my chin... :eek:
 
allysin said:
ahhh. i like a man who knows quality meat when he eats... no wait. that didn't come out right... :eek:

um... i like a man who's concerned about what kind of meat is in my pie... no. that's not right either.... :eek:

erm... i like a man who makes sure that only the highest quality beef goes into my pie? dammit! I know there's a witty, sexy line here, some where... :confused:
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All are good replies Allysin so don't worry to much about what you post here. :devil:
 
kayte said:
Busted out laughing reading this post! :D
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Kayte, Australia has off loaded most of their call centres to India because it's cheap & no real problems ever get solved EVER!!!!!!:mad:

Is this happening in the US too?
 
[koalabear]No comment, the snicker says it all.....:D:D



Rasher has a fiesty red head to keep him in line.....:cool:
ICR may be a bit firery at times



we have to wait for spring to find the fuzzy verts here........:D
It's time very soon for VERY HUNTING!



She can be easily distracted by shoes.........:cool:[E]
LOL can't fault this post at all as ICR & shoes go together.
 
WhiteQueensKnight said:
Maybe, you think its good gil want to make sure only the best meat goes into your mouth?

Me, I'd just like to watch you eat the warm gooey protein that spurts from inside.

Hope that works.
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I wish I'd have thought of posting similar to this.
 
Thomas_82 said:
anyone in melbourne. im a Queenslander by birth, but in melbourne for a couple of days. looking for a fun lady for a fun encounter, not necessarily sexual. Pretty open minded. im 27. pm me for more details.
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Good post Thomas nice to see a guy who puts more than 2 words together & wish you luck.

Please report back on the quality of the coffee shops we keep hearing about on here seeing you being a cane toad you will be an independant researcher for us unknowing non Mexicans, enjoy your time down south.
 
allysin said:
oh my. um... yep. that um...would have been... exactly the ah...sexy thing I was hmm...trying to think of... *fighting off inexplicable craving to feast on a juicy big ben*

you know, I might need a serviette here. I find there's inevitably a little goo that escapes and trickles down my chin... :eek:
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:eek::eek::eek: Lucky Ben! but is it right for a lady to dribble the spilt juices & not make sure all has been consumed totally?

Why am I feeling frisky after reading this post?
 
It's raining it's pouring!! Ahhh I am loving this rainy, snuggly weather. :D
 
Gil_T2 said:
:eek::eek::eek: Lucky Ben! but is it right for a lady to dribble the spilt juices & not make sure all has been consumed totally?

Why am I feeling frisky after reading this post?
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i think it's all right for a lady to dribble just a little juice, for visual impact. I'm not sure it would be proper for a lady to then wipe it off with her fingers, then slowly lick and slurp at them 'til they were clean, but then that's why I asked for the serviette... ;)

hmm... not sure, Gil, but I'm sure feelin' mighty thirsty all of a sudden....:devil:
 
ICR said:
Shit I will have the animal cruelty lot after me if I'm not careful.

Behave or I will get your feisty redhead to tie you up and make you behave.
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I keep her rope cut short so it doesn't work on me.......:cool:
 
koalabear said:
I keep her rope cut short so it doesn't work on me.......:cool:
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How is the lovely Doc? Booked flights to come visit Australia yet? Surely she needs to meet a real koala one day to show her that they are indeed cute fuzzy animals and not cheeky verts like the one she knows.
 
allysin said:
i think it's all right for a lady to dribble just a little juice, for visual impact. I'm not sure it would be proper for a lady to then wipe it off with her fingers, then slowly lick and slurp at them 'til they were clean, but then that's why I asked for the serviette... ;)

hmm... not sure, Gil, but I'm sure feelin' mighty thirsty all of a sudden....:devil:
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And thats where I ask if its limited to one supply for quenching your thirst.
 
kayte said:
Hi {{{{darkelf}}}} It is so nice to see you again.

Smiling. I think the only worse for the parents than an aunt or uncle is grandpa. I know one of my brothers was of the opinion he couldn't trust he kids with grandpa unless grandma was there. He figured they'd learn way too much mischief from him. :)
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You're right granpas are the worst. It's like they're reliving their childhood and the little kids will believe anything they say. That's also why they can get away with more in the company of young women...they aren't seen as dangerous
 
Gil_T2 said:
BANDIT:heart: & I have a wonderful Coffee Shop very close at Carlton *NSW* just to save confusion with the suburb name, fantastic coffee, great meals & gets our thumbs up & so it does with all the people we have taken there for coffe & meals.
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Damn Gil,

You guys must have to get there early to get a seat before the other 6 million Sydneysiders show up...best not to advertise...
 
allysin said:
what was that? you thought I might need some air in my tires so you offered me the use of your pump? how thoughtful, darkelf9...
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air?? ...oh yes of course..air:rolleyes:...I'm told I'm thoughful...could be my accent though...although I only seem to have one outside of Australia...another one of those mysteries in life...one day I'll work out how to go shopping all day and not buy anything, just try stuff on...so much to learn...so little time
 
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