The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[DeepGreenEyes]

It isn't the ZAPPPP! I'm worried about. More the "zzzt,zzzzt,zzzzzt,ZZZZZZZZTTTT,ZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! and repeat" function against my g-spot. And did I mention the remote doesn't say which vibration pattern it's on? So the PYL holding the remote only knows what my reaction is...

I love the randomness of that.

 

[chy_girl]

I love the randomness of that.

Yeah, well, lets see how much you like it if it were your g-spot after an orgasm at an event.

This will defiantly be interesting to see which wins out: my brain ("Don't orgasm in PUBLIC!!!!!") or my body ("Fuck off... Oh, that feels nice right there... Do it again, please...").

 

[BiBunny]

Honestly, those remote vibrating eggs don't vibrate hard enough to do anything for me. Anything battery-powered is just...meh.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Honestly, those remote vibrating eggs don't vibrate hard enough to do anything for me. Anything battery-powered is just...meh.

Isn't there a nuclear power plant in Alabama somewhere? Could you hook up to that?

 

[BiBunny]

Isn't there a nuclear power plant in Alabama somewhere? Could you hook up to that?

BWAHAHAHAHA! You evil, evil man.

I think they're unfortunately all hydroelectric. And I'm terrified of dams. Yes, another irrational Bunny fear.

 

[intothewoods]

Honestly, those remote vibrating eggs don't vibrate hard enough to do anything for me. Anything battery-powered is just...meh.

Isn't there a nuclear power plant in Alabama somewhere? Could you hook up to that?

Ha ha hahaha. That's hysterical.

 

[eastern sun]

Gee, I think I remember mentioning once or twice, (or maybe hundreds of times), that whales are wild animals and belong in the wild.

She probably loved her job.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

If there is cold pizza, I will eat it.

 

[sinnocence]

If there is cold pizza, I will eat it.

If someone mentions cold pizza, I'll want to eat it.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

If someone mentions cold pizza, I'll want to eat it.

We're going to have to start an "Arouse Me in Five Cold Pizza Words" thread.

 

[sinnocence]

We're going to have to start an "Arouse Me in Five Cold Pizza Words" thread.

Cold cheese pizza with wings.



...Yep, that makes me horny.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Cold cheese pizza with wings.



...Yep, that makes me horny.

Fridge light: cheesy slabs beckon.

 

[Keroin]

She probably loved her job.

And the whale probably loved the ocean...once upon a time.

 

[graceanne]

I figure people who choose to work with wild animals know the risks, and choose to take those risks.

 

[eastern sun]

And the whale probably loved the ocean...once upon a time.

Human beings cage themselves. How could they understand?

 

[chy_girl]

We're going to have to start an "Arouse Me in Five Cold Pizza Words" thread.

Cold cheese pizza with wings.



...Yep, that makes me horny.

Fridge light: cheesy slabs beckon.

Ick. At least now I know who to call when we have left over pizza now.

 

[Cattypuss]

I defy anyone to listen to the chorus of Tom Petty's "Free Fallin'" and not feel a smidgeon of visceral joy.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

That sucks.

 

[sinnocence]

Fridge light: cheesy slabs beckon.

Okay, you win for creativity.

I win for wings.

 

[neci]

We're going to have to start an "Arouse Me in Five Cold Pizza Words" thread.

slap me with Your pepperoni

 

[MisterSir]

That is indeed a bugger, but I bet you'll be glad afterwards if you go anyway.

I'm just going to stop listening to myself about anything ever. Tonight was so fun I really regret not going the past few months.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I'm just going to stop listening to myself about anything ever. Tonight was so fun I really regret not going the past few months.

Yay!

 

[graceanne]

I'm annoyed. Today's K's birthday, and he didn't get the package I sent, which has his favorite cake in it.

 

[CurlyKat]

I'm wondering if it's worth it to put shoes back on and go back out to the store, just to buy juice. I'm craving orange juice like CRAZY.

 

[Cattypuss]

I'm just going to stop listening to myself about anything ever. Tonight was so fun I really regret not going the past few months.

Told ya so