Confessions: What Are Yours?

[lastson42]

You're welcome Honey, if you'd had what I did, you wouldn't have felt like leaving your room. Now behave yourself and get well

haha no, I know what I have isn't that big of a deal, just a cold. but where's the fun in behaving? Really wish I had some company to take a nice long hot bath with though...

 

[ima6uldv8]

I'm beginning to think he's just fucking with me- he hasn't offered a shred of proof. That's right, I know you're probably reading this right now. If you know the answer to the question I sent you, then respond. If not, I'll assume you're just a sick fuck who likes to play games with people.

Don't let them fuck you over like that. There's always got to be an asshole to ruin things. *Hugs*

 

[PolyLvr]

I assume you all can guess my lifestyle based on my Username.

A year ago someone sent me an email tellling me my wife was fucking my best friend. Dang. Who'dathunk it?
They were trying to get me to stop her from visiting him. Or to stop him from visiting us.
I challenged them to provide me with proof, and how they came buy this proof.
In the meantime a girl that was trying to get closer to my friend was saying she was getting similar emails with quotes from their IM convo's. Turns out, we're pretty certain she was behind it.

They were right, of course. My wife and friend were freaking out. I told them to be more public and see what happens, but they were askeered to.

Here's my confession:
I confess that I wish they where more public so, A) I could get a girlfriend without seeming like a creep to the women I've approached, and B)So we wouldn't have to do all this PITA, expensive, sneaking around.

 

[ravi64]

ICT that post made me horny

 

[ima6uldv8]

haha no, I know what I have isn't that big of a deal, just a cold. but where's the fun in behaving? Really wish I had some company to take a nice long hot bath with though...

Well now, a long, hot bath could be good for me and I am feeling better Start the bathwater. We'll get hot and steamy one way or another

 

[stilts30]

I confess that people that see the Virgin Mary in their toaster strudel icing make me giggle and want to punch them in the pituitary gland...

 

[lastson42]

Well now, a long, hot bath could be good for me and I am feeling better Start the bathwater. We'll get hot and steamy one way or another

I do believe that is just what the doctor would order

 

[PolyLvr]

I confess that people that see the Virgin Mary in their toaster strudel icing make me giggle and want to punch them in the pituitary gland...

I LOL'd, for real.

 

[AnitaMann]

ICT I'm lovin' Frizzle_Fry's new AV. Very sexy

Girl! I couldn't agree more! MMMMMM - hott! Makes me wanna drag my nails across that chest.....

 

[ima6uldv8]

I do believe that is just what the doctor would order

If he's a smart one

 

[ima6uldv8]

Girl! I couldn't agree more! MMMMMM - hott! Makes me wanna drag my nails across that chest.....

Oh yeah! And place es all over it, too. Also makes me want to look a little lower

 

[lastson42]

If he's a smart one

Yes, they also say that its best to sweat out a cold. And whats the best way to achieve that? With some stimulating physical activity of course

 

[Wife of Bath]

I confess that people that see the Virgin Mary in their toaster strudel icing make me giggle and want to punch them in the pituitary gland...

You're my hero at this moment.

 

[ima6uldv8]

Yes, they also say that its best to sweat out a cold. And whats the best way to achieve that? With some stimulating physical activity of course

Oh so much better than a hot bath, honey

 

[lorddragonwolf]

I'm beginning to think he's just fucking with me- he hasn't offered a shred of proof. That's right, I know you're probably reading this right now. If you know the answer to the question I sent you, then respond. If not, I'll assume you're just a sick fuck who likes to play games with people.

hunt him down beat him and hang him from a tree.

 

[lastson42]

Oh so much better than a hot bath, honey

What? we couldn't have both? Baths really do make me feel so much better when I'm sick, lol.

 

[Wife of Bath]

hunt him down beat him and hang him from a tree.

I do own several guns and am a sharpshooter. Watch your ass, fucker. Who's going to stalk who, now?

(thanks for the support. love.)

 

[lorddragonwolf]

ICT the show two and a half men make men laugh every time i watch it and the boy jake reminds me of my own son.

 

[ima6uldv8]

What? we couldn't have both? Baths really do make me feel so much better when I'm sick, lol.

Well of course we may have both. Bath first then fun next. I need you to feel lots better

 

[hellguy]

ICT I almost pussed out on my run today. I didn't, but I WANTED to.

 

[Loradai]

ICT I am starting to have an addiction to this tread

 

[lastson42]

Well of course we may have both. Bath first then fun next. I need you to feel lots better

I think those two things combined would have me feeling 100% in no time, god that would be great.

 

[stilts30]

I confess that the Santa I grew up knowing smoked marlboro reds, poored gravy over everything, and drank schlitz till he fell asleep asleep farting we wish you a merry christmas till we were all tearing up from the fumes...

 

[wantonknowledge]

I confess that people that see the Virgin Mary in their toaster strudel icing make me giggle and want to punch them in the pituitary gland...

When I read this I thought of the Obama piece of toast that was on Ebay during the campaign (I first heard of it on The Tonight Show with Leno). Apparently, you too, can have custom-burned toast.






Had to add this link

 

[ima6uldv8]

ICT I am starting to have an addiction to this tread

Glad you're enjoying yourself here

I think those two things combined would have me feeling 100% in no time, god that would be great.

And would leave me feeling good, as well. Nothing like some "bed rest" to make you all better