another stupid question

I didn't have any problems after seeing the notorious 'ample bossom'. Such a fun loving girl, she is. Amy's going to fit right in, after she gets initiated first. It would be unfair to throw her into the midst of the debauchery and decadence, without at least letting her know what it's like first. And it's a piece of 'Down Under' ass she would be sporting.

Yeah.:rolleyes:

That's how we keep the AH numbers under control. That and few other neat tricks.
 
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I didn't have any problems after seeing the notorious 'ample bossom'. Such a fun loving girl, she is. Amy's going to fit right in, after she gets initiated first. It would be unfair to throw her into the midst of the debauchery and decadence, without at least letting her know what it's like first. And it's a piece of 'Down Under' ass she would be sporting.
I thought we generally found asses 'down under?"
 
Io, what makes you all think i don't already have a corrupt and dirty mind?

:nana::nana::nana:
 
Io, what makes you all think i don't already have a corrupt and dirty mind?

:nana::nana::nana:

I know you have one Amy, that's why I enjoy playing with you. They have this idea you're sweet and innocent, but I know better. Santa knows who's naughty or nice.
 
Wait a minute. When did Ireland become "down under"??

The real question is: why do we think 'south' is 'down' and north is 'up'? Maybe the southern hemisphere is on top of the world and the northern is just hanging on ....

Maybe Tio and Lance are exercising planetary non-discrimination.

Just a thought.
 
This thread needs a fucking program to follow it. Amy 'lives' in Ireland, but originally 'came' fron Auz. She has a wonderfully naughty mind, pics of her juicy bits already posted for us and wants to enjoy some Spanking, Pony training and has expressed a desire to know all about Lollipopping as well. Spelling, grammar, punctuation and general literacy aside, she's a darling and will fit right in well.

That's today's update in the 'Who is Amy, why are we here' saga.
 
Well... I was going to suggest that Amy has yet to pose the QUESTION... but we'll leave that alone for the time being.

She does seem to fit in well with the rest of the loonies that hang here. So I suppose we can let her live.
 
Well... I was going to suggest that Amy has yet to pose the QUESTION... but we'll leave that alone for the time being.

She does seem to fit in well with the rest of the loonies that hang here. So I suppose we can let her live.

Her saviour, Sr, saved her the joys of asking it, so the fun is over. I think old sr has a thing for young Amy.
 
Some people just don't know how to have fun :mad:

But Amy can live anyway :D

Yeah, well it started up again when you returned. Something about liking to bully and haze people--like the way you review their stories over on Feedback. ;)
 
Yeah, well it started up again when you returned. Something about liking to bully and haze people--like the way you review their stories over on Feedback. ;)

At least I READ and REVIEW them rather than spend my time attacking the other reviewers.
 
At least I READ and REVIEW them rather than spend my time attacking the other reviewers.

It's so often the reviewers who have their heads up their asses rather than the orginal storytellers. I go after the ones who are the most out of whack. (Have you learned the difference between voice and tense yet?) :D
 
lol hey, guy come on , group hug!

:) and someone has to admit my spelling has improved??? eh??? lol. and i have to admit i wasn't very good in school, i dint pay much attention, although i did graduate with the second highest mark in my (standard) English class.....i was offered to do advanced english........

with that aside, yes I'm an Aussie and now live in Ireland with husband and his evil family.
and thanks :D i have fun here.
 
Could you two take that over to the 'I Don't Give A Fuck' thread. Amy's trying to have some fun on HER thread. Let's treat the nice girl to some fun, instead of bickering. Amy's open to lots of stuff, so allow her your experienced minds to show her how to enjoy the world of AH sex fun.
 
Could you two take that over to the 'I Don't Give A Fuck' thread. Amy's trying to have some fun on HER thread. Let's treat the nice girl to some fun, instead of bickering. Amy's open to lots of stuff, so allow her your experienced minds to show her how to enjoy the world of AH sex fun.

ha! yeah I'm open to it :devil:, just not very experienced with.....some of it. :eek:
 
ha! yeah I'm open to it :devil:, just not very experienced with.....some of it. :eek:

That's why I'd like everyone to open you up to all the fun you can have playing sex games. That's what most of us do, is write sex all day, anyway. This just adds a bit of realism to it all.
 
:D i like sex. and I'm trying :rolleyes: to write. but i think you need to experience something in some way to write about it. Iv never experienced BDSM lol is that lame.
 
:D i like sex. and I'm trying :rolleyes: to write. but i think you need to experience something in some way to write about it. Iv never experienced BDSM lol is that lame.

Nothing's lame Amy. I write Lesbian stories and I'm definitely not a woman, but I write some half-decent ones. I've never really inflicted pain on someone either, but I get a sense of it when I write BDSM. It's just trying to be open to new things and exploring them safely through different media and playing in here.
 
OMFG. Are we supposed to be writing SEX STORIES? Why am I the last to know? :eek:






You guys know I don't write that stuff. Remember the line from Groucho Marx. "If I have to be dirty, I'm not funny."
 
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