another stupid question

[lance gt]

so this is my Christmas present then?

Yes it is sweet Amy, just what you asked for, Pony, shiny things and lollipops. Santa makes sure he listens to all the girls and boys. He wants to make each one happy and bring them what they ask for.

So are you ready to be a pony? I have some very sparkly nipple clamps and chains to go with it and make you a very pretty pony. What pony name would you like to be called?

 

[driphoney]

The QUESTION. The QUESTION. Yes. What is the QUESTION? Enquiring minds, as well as the ghost of Mathgirl, want to know.

I do however have my pen cocked and ready with an answer as you all (Except our new "writter," of course) already knows

This is killing me, you know??!! I want so, so badly to tell them how they can find The Answer to their question about THE QUESTION.

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna!
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!

Can I give a hint? Just one? Please? Oh the pressure to not be ostracized for being a party pooper, and yet to help.




Y'all are mean.

 

[driphoney]

I take it that was two stamps of your foot for no.
Pony training is a wonderful experience. You get to dress up like a pony and have a bridle with reins. We don't forget about the tail either, no no. We have an assortment of plumages attached to pretty butt plugs to complete the image. You'll learn to prance like a pony does and whinny too. You'll learn to do pony tricks and the joy of obedience training. I remember you saying you always did what you were told, so I know you'll love this.

Wait! Has this now transformed into the Santa Thread?

 

[m_storyman_x]

This is killing me, you know??!! I want so, so badly to tell them how they can find The Answer to their question about THE QUESTION.

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna!
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!

Can I give a hint? Just one? Please? Oh the pressure to not be ostracized for being a party pooper, and yet to help.




Y'all are mean.

Well, since i obviously haven't asked THE QUESTION either... you can whisper it to me... I promise i wont tell a soul!


and if that doesn't work, can i bribe you with some hot sex?

 

[lance gt]

Wait! Has this now transformed into the Santa Thread?

Santa's everywhere Honey, He keeps tabs on the naughty ones to and pays attention to what they're doing.

remember the other night when you thought you heard something in your room when you were getting ready for bed...

 

[_Lynn_]

This is killing me, you know??!! I want so, so badly to tell them how they can find The Answer to their question about THE QUESTION.

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna!
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!

Can I give a hint? Just one? Please? Oh the pressure to not be ostracized for being a party pooper, and yet to help.




Y'all are mean.

No, you can't.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

five pages?

wtf?

 

[Handley_Page]

Someone wake me up when we get there please.

 

[euterpe410]

This is killing me, you know??!! I want so, so badly to tell them how they can find The Answer to their question about THE QUESTION.

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna!
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!

Can I give a hint? Just one? Please? Oh the pressure to not be ostracized for being a party pooper, and yet to help.




Y'all are mean.

Ya know, I just figure that sooner or later someone will ask it...and until then I'll just wait and watch I've got a story to write, Christmas cookies to bake and decorating to finish.

But if someone wants to slip me a PM and tell me what it is, I'll ship you six dozen homemade holiday cookies--your choice *eg*

 

[40Eamy]

lol i don't know any pony names

and i didn't think the post would last this long

 

[driphoney]

five pages?

wtf?

Someone wake me up when we get there please.

No, you can't.

I could very easily speed it along ... I could ... just saying.

Ya know, I just figure that sooner or later someone will ask it...and until then I'll just wait and watch I've got a story to write, Christmas cookies to bake and decorating to finish.

But if someone wants to slip me a PM and tell me what it is, I'll ship you six dozen homemade holiday cookies--your choice *eg*

Oh yeah? Tell me more ...

 

[lance gt]

Ya know, I just figure that sooner or later someone will ask it...and until then I'll just wait and watch I've got a story to write, Christmas cookies to bake and decorating to finish.

But if someone wants to slip me a PM and tell me what it is, I'll ship you six dozen homemade holiday cookies--your choice *eg*

Just never start a post How do I... and you never heard it from me. now about those cookies...

 

[driphoney]

Santa's everywhere Honey, He keeps tabs on the naughty ones to and pays attention to what they're doing.

remember the other night when you thought you heard something in your room when you were getting ready for bed...

Oh God. I forgot Santa's a stalker. And put that candy back, dammit! That's for Christmas morning!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I could very easily speed it along ... I could ... just saying.



Oh yeah? Tell me more ...

speed what along?

 

[Handley_Page]

hmmm i wonder when Santa gets t sit on my lap and tell me how naughty he's been?

i have a stationary fetish

Gosh - another fan of paper.
Got any swaps ?
I have a 15thC example of French layer.

 

[40Eamy]

I'm nerve going to get 'The Question'

but if anyone wants to tell me your welcome to lol iv learned me lesson, this is not a place for 'how to...'.

 

[m_storyman_x]

I'm nerve going to get 'The Question'

but if anyone wants to tell me your welcome to lol iv learned me lesson, this is not a place for 'how to...'.

Hey amy....

Since we're both newbies (here at least) how 'bout you and me go off to our own thread and leave these mean boors to themselves. We might not know "the question" but i bet we can figure out our own "how to" ideas while we have some hot gratuitous sex?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I'm nerve going to get 'The Question'

but if anyone wants to tell me your welcome to lol iv learned me lesson, this is not a place for 'how to...'.

it's the place for whatever you want.

i'm guessing, 'how long does it take?'

... but i could be wrong; i usually am.

and i also don't tend to give much of a fuck.

 

[_Lynn_]

I'm nerve going to get 'The Question'

but if anyone wants to tell me your welcome to lol iv learned me lesson, this is not a place for 'how to...'.

Now if you could learn 'how to' use correct punctuation, capitalization, and spelling in your posts . . .


Just saying is all.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Now if you could learn 'how to' use correct punctuation, capitalization, and spelling in your posts . . .


Just saying is all.

oxford comma, huh?

 

[lance gt]

I'm starting to understand why Bab's doesn't like Missouri.

 

[40Eamy]

not to be rude.....
but me thinks MistressLynn is like my sister in law, there always has to be something to complain about. I'm obviously new at this and everyone has to start somewhere

i never said i was any good, i was just asking a question.

 

[lance gt]

Oh God. I forgot Santa's a stalker. And put that candy back, dammit! That's for Christmas morning!

Oh I'll be there Christmas morning Honey, you're one of my three top naughty girls I'm coming to visit, once the reindeer and I are done. No milk and cookies please, just some sweet Honey pie will be nice.

 

[lance gt]

not to be rude.....
but me thinks MistressLynn is like my sister in law, there always has to be something to complain about. I'm obviously new at this and everyone has to start somewhere

i never said i was any good, i was just asking a question.

THE Question?

 

[YoursSINSerely]

A bagpiping Santa in our midst. LOL