Good Morning, How Ya Doing?

[YoursSINSerely]

I NEVER take pills. Did you read the thread on Tylenol? I asked my doc about pills and he clearly stated there isn't a pill that man makes that doesn't have side-effects to it. That's why I smoke my herb. No side-effects, (I do get the munchies, lol), no addictive properties, doesn't cause cancer, helps with numerous other ailments as well, so I'll stick with what's best and what works.
If Titan had problems like mine, I'd have to put him down. It would be totally disrespectful of me to keep him alive and in pain, just so I can have him with me. Think I should be put down?

Yeah, I can think of a couple of places I'd like to put you down. LOL But, right now, I'm really, really busy................

 

[lance gt]

Yeah, I can think of a couple of places I'd like to put you down. LOL But, right now, I'm really, really busy................

This was a little too private for open threads. Let's get off the subject.
Now get writing girl and show me the talent on paper.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

This was a little too private for open threads. Let's get off the subject.
Now get writing girl and show me the talent on paper.

Oh, Lance. I don't listen very well, nor take direction well. Did I see you blush at that last post? Wow.

 

[lance gt]

Oh, Lance. I don't listen very well, nor take direction well. Did I see you blush at that last post? Wow.

You do listen well Baby. I said, "Get on your knees and suck my cock" and you went right at it. I said, " Lick it up and down along the shaft and then suck on the head for a bit before you swallow me down." and you followed my directives beautifully. Me blush? Nah. I don't get embarrassed, although I will get bare assed anytime with you.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

You do listen well Baby. I said, "Get on your knees and suck my cock" and you went right at it. I said, " Lick it up and down along the shaft and then suck on the head for a bit before you swallow me down." and you followed my directives beautifully. Me blush? Nah. I don't get embarrassed, although I will get bare assed anytime with you.

And, I will give you credit in my story for all of these lines you are sharing with me. Thanks so much for all of your help to get me through this writer's block I'm in.

 

[lance gt]

And, I will give you credit in my story for all of these lines you are sharing with me. Thanks so much for all of your help to get me through this writer's block I'm in.

Anytime Baby. I have tons of lines you can use. Just give me the scenario and I can give you a line that'll work in it.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Anytime Baby. I have tons of lines you can use. Just give me the scenario and I can give you a line that'll work in it.

I'm sure you do, Lance. I think you have a line for almost any occasion

 

[lance gt]

I'm sure you do, Lance. I think you have a line for almost any occasion

I hate to be stuck for something to say, so I learned to be prepared for anything that came up.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I hate to be stuck for something to say, so I learned to be prepared for anything that came up.

Again, I'm smiling and laughing out loud. Think back, Lance. Have you ever been speechless in your life? Was there anything that ever happend, that just left you standing there with your mouth opened and nothing coming out?

 

[lance gt]

Again, I'm smiling and laughing out loud. Think back, Lance. Have you ever been speechless in your life? Was there anything that ever happend, that just left you standing there with your mouth opened and nothing coming out?

Yes there has been times like that. Those I won't talk about. Too many demons come back to haunt me.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Yes there has been times like that. Those I won't talk about. Too many demons come back to haunt me.

Druggie! I'm so jealous.

Tell me, Lance. Did you make your bed today? Someone told me that that's a very important thing to do in a relationship. Make your bed. Did ya? Be honest.

 

[lance gt]

Druggie! I'm so jealous.

Tell me, Lance. Did you make your bed today? Someone told me that that's a very important thing to do in a relationship. Make your bed. Did ya? Be honest.

Nothing to do with drugs Baby. The demons I'm talking about make people scared to go out of the house. I've had to experience some horrifying things that will stay with me until I die.
My bed wasn't made this morning because I couldn't make it around the bed. Normally I do make it, with all the pillows and cushions as well. I like my room to look nice, even if it is just for me.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Nothing to do with drugs Baby. The demons I'm talking about make people scared to go out of the house. I've had to experience some horrifying things that will stay with me until I die.
My bed wasn't made this morning because I couldn't make it around the bed. Normally I do make it, with all the pillows and cushions as well. I like my room to look nice, even if it is just for me.

Well, I'm starting to feel like this is Halloween with a full moon and not a joyful time with a full moon.

I didn't make my bed, either. Cuz, I live like a pig all the time, LOL.

No that's not true. I have to start telling real things from now on, cuz people will really think that I'm a slut and a drunk, and now a pig. Maybe I should post my picture so people can see that I'm a little short, fat, old lady with a pimple on my chin today. Nah, not gonna do that.

I didn't make my bed today, because as soon as I put my feet on the ground, I rush to the PC to see what you have written to me. I just haven't gone back to the room long enough today to make the bed, but mine is usually made, too. I'm really sorry you are in pain. I want to call an ambulance for you or something.

 

[lance gt]

Well, I'm starting to feel like this is Halloween with a full moon and not a joyful time with a full moon.

I didn't make my bed, either. Cuz, I live like a pig all the time, LOL.

No that's not true. I have to start telling real things from now on, cuz people will really think that I'm a slut and a drunk, and now a pig. Maybe I should post my picture so people can see that I'm a little short, fat, old lady with a pimple on my chin today. Nah, not gonna do that.

I didn't make my bed today, because as soon as I put my feet on the ground, I rush to the PC to see what you have written to me. I just haven't gone back to the room long enough today to make the bed, but mine is usually made, too. I'm really sorry you are in pain. I want to call an ambulance for you or something.

you post yours and I'll post mine and we can scare people like it's Halloween again, lol.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

you post yours and I'll post mine and we can scare people like it's Halloween again, lol.

Lance, no one wants to look at these two old farts at Halloween or Christmas.

 

[lance gt]

Lance, no one wants to look at these two old farts at Halloween or Christmas.

I think they're all curious to see who the sex fiends are who fuck here every day.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I think they're all curious to see who the sex fiends are who fuck here every day.

We do fuck here every day, don't we. There's some nights that I get up from this chair at the PC and I can barely walk from all the sex, all day long, every day, day after day. You are phonominal. You're like an everlast battery. Plug you in, boot up the system, and your off. I love it!

 

[lance gt]

We do fuck here every day, don't we. There's some nights that I get up from this chair at the PC and I can barely walk from all the sex, all day long, every day, day after day. You are phonominal. You're like an everlast battery. Plug you in, boot up the system, and your off. I love it!

Aww shucks little lady, twern't nothing. I have enough sexual experience to keep at it for months. I have an endless bounty of all things sexual. Maybe we should turn this into a sex ed thread. People can come and get tips and ideas on how to improve their sex lives.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Aww shucks little lady, twern't nothing. I have enough sexual experience to keep at it for months. I have an endless bounty of all things sexual. Maybe we should turn this into a sex ed thread. People can come and get tips and ideas on how to improve their sex lives.

Well, isn't that what this whole Literotica site is all about. It ain't just about you and how sexy you are ya know. Why, there's probably somebody out there right now who is way better than you, and you know what else, he's probably doing the real thing instead of sitting here talking to me about it.

No, Lance, we can't start a sex ed class here. I would have nothing to say. It would be all about you. I need computer time, too, ya know.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Well, isn't that what this whole Literotica site is all about. It ain't just about you and how sexy you are ya know. Why, there's probably somebody out there right now who is way better than you, and you know what else, he's probably doing the real thing instead of sitting here talking to me about it.

No, Lance, we can't start a sex ed class here. I would have nothing to say. It would be all about you. I need computer time, too, ya know.

You're supposed to say, "yes, dear." Then, kiss me on the cheek.

 

[lance gt]

Well, isn't that what this whole Literotica site is all about. It ain't just about you and how sexy you are ya know. Why, there's probably somebody out there right now who is way better than you, and you know what else, he's probably doing the real thing instead of sitting here talking to me about it.

No, Lance, we can't start a sex ed class here. I would have nothing to say. It would be all about you. I need computer time, too, ya know.

Hmmm, sensing some frustration here. Some guy better than me? actually doing it? I'm deflated by your words. Think I'll close shop and let the guy who's way better than me and doing it, take over.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Hmmm, sensing some frustration here. Some guy better than me? actually doing it? I'm deflated by your words. Think I'll close shop and let the guy who's way better than me and doing it, take over.

Oh, now I knew you were going to take that all the wrong way. Try this.

What would you like to teach me tonight, Professor Prince Highlander? Want to talk about my flamingo fetish? No, let's talk about what kind of jewelry I wear to bed. I hope you like flashy stuff, cuz I'm pretty flashy, sparkley in bed.

 

[lance gt]

Oh, now I knew you were going to take that all the wrong way. Try this.

What would you like to teach me tonight, Professor Prince Highlander? Want to talk about my flamingo fetish? No, let's talk about what kind of jewelry I wear to bed. I hope you like flashy stuff, cuz I'm pretty flashy, sparkley in bed.

What other way could I take it? Not much room to get a different take on it. That was pretty much in my face and direct to the point.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

What other way could I take it? Not much room to get a different take on it. That was pretty much in my face and direct to the point.

Sorry, Lance, I don't know what else to say except you can't be the only stud in the group. I've looked around at these amature pics. Some of them look pretty nice, Babe. I gotta beleive they know how to use all their body parts, too. I don't think we are the only two in the room having sex every night. And, maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to teach you something new, or better. You might just like all of my bling, ya know. It looks great with the stilettos and the stocks.

 

[lance gt]

Sorry, Lance, I don't know what else to say except you can't be the only stud in the group. I've looked around at these amature pics. Some of them look pretty nice, Babe. I gotta beleive they know how to use all their body parts, too. I don't think we are the only two in the room having sex every night. And, maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to teach you something new, or better. You might just like all of my bling, ya know. It looks great with the stilettos and the stocks.

a little more insult to injury? You're dong a great job of making up aren't you. tell me some more about how great the other guys look and how they're getting laid and i'm not.