YoursSINSerely
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Still nothing, but still looking.....
The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread
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Dragonlipz
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Came close, (no pun intended) not too long ago, but no dice.....Rosie's on deck tonight....
Trudy_Antone
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You know why we have children? So that when the WMD runs out of batteries at the worst fucking moment, I can sneak in to their rooms with a torch and a screwdriver and steal all the double A's from the Barbie House.
That's a NO people...does plastic count?
That's a NO people...does plastic count?
YoursSINSerely
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Ok. A little cyber foreplay, a little telephone sex talk, no I didn't actually get laid today, but I feel good. Yah, I'm still qualifing for this thread.
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Nothing. Two posts in a row and two days in a row. Sad. Let's be honest folks.
And it's one, two, three what am I worried for. Well I don't give a damn, next place is in my hand. And it's five, six, seven open up the pink-lipped gates, well there ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all going to cry.
Thank you Country Joe
Thank you Country Joe
TheeGoatPig
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I don't even remember what sex feels like, let alone good sex...
YoursSINSerely
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Friday the 13th hasn't been very lucky for me. 
YoursSINSerely
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I'm not sure if this counts for yesterday or today, but it might as well be both days and save me a couple of strokes (key-like).
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I think I'm posting here twice in one day. I'm so confused with this weekend.
TheeGoatPig
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No, of course I didn't get laid today. What am I? A confident man that knows how to pick up women? Pshh.
YoursSINSerely
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Hey, did you get to play cards at least this weekend?
TheeGoatPig
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I had the opportunity, but I turned it down. My finances are going to be shaky when I buy a new car (if my loan goes through
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I had the opportunity, but I turned it down. My finances are going to be shaky when I buy a new car (if my loan goes through
Odds are you might pick up a girl in the new car before you pick up one at the poker table?
TheeGoatPig
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Well, I don't know any hot poker chicks, so yeah, the odds are better.
However, I didn't pick up any hot chicks with my last fancy new car, so I don't expect it to happen this time around either.
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I didn't because I was stupid and I let the day and chances of having sex with you (you know who you are P_M) go by. Sorry, I hope it never happens again.
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Try buying some new shoes. At least I'm getting closer with my new ones, but not quite there, yet, so I'm here.
Yup, new shoes will work. Just put them on and place them close to your head when you lie down. Every guy will be running for miles to get to you.
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Ok Dream Boat, you can place your new shoes under my bed anytime. Then, maybe you won't be posting to this thread any more.
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