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Javagirl2008
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Yeah I saw you and Sean on Jerry Springer the other day and he was bitch slapping u for dumping him
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RoryN
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BUSTED!
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is it inappropriate to say here how much I appreciated the photo?
*faps*
Hell no.
The only crime is that I wasn't able to watch you while you "appreciated" it.
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is it inappropriate to say here how much I appreciated the photo?
*faps*
Hell no.
The only crime is that I wasn't able to watch you while you "appreciated" it.
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Why are you talking to yourself little rory?
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Why are you talking to yourself little rory?
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LOL - cut that out; you're spoiling his fun.
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Hell no.
The only crime is that I wasn't able to watch you while you "appreciated" it.
you need to post clearer pics next time. one of you looking down your body... maybe a pearl of pre-cum on the end...
do you ever get women saying 'no fucking way'?
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dammit little rory
stop turning me on like that
ever since you "fixed" your minge I've been having seminal dreams about you
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Usually doesn't happen on my own. A woman has to really work me up for that. Otherwise I stay dry until the end.
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dammit little rory
stop turning me on like that
ever since you "fixed" your minge I've been having seminal dreams about you
if you were a woman and had seen Rory's cock, you would understand.
mmmm I remember you saying so once. OK, well just stroke til you are close and then shoot (with the camera, you know, before you shoot shoot) when the pearl forms.
you can imagine me licking it off the end.
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Damn. That good, eh?
Is his cock like what big titties are to me?
his cock is almost ludicrous it's so perfect. large, thick, well shaped. it's like if they made a CGI of the perfect cock, it would be a perfect match.
I do wonder it's perhaps not just a little too big though, as it has length AND girth.
If I was a bloke and had a cock like that and posted on lit, I'd have a cock av, no mistake.
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Fuuuuck. You make me wanna see it now. And I can say that with all the security of my sexuality intact.
Can you compare it to a porno cock of an actor you know? Lex Steele, Rocco Silvredi, Tom Byron, John Holmes, etc...?
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Fuuuuck. You make me wanna see it now. And I can say that with all the security of my sexuality intact.
Can you compare it to a porno cock of an actor you know? Lex Steele, Rocco Silvredi, Tom Byron, John Holmes, etc...?
sorry, don't watch much porn and certainly don't know any names apart from mark davis *cunt spasm*.
rory's cock is waaaaay bigger than mark davis' though.
I'd say proportionately the diameter is 1/3 of his thigh. and you do know that he works out, right?
maybe if you ask nicely he'll email it to you
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sorry, don't watch much porn and certainly don't know any names apart from mark davis *cunt spasm*.
rory's cock is waaaaay bigger than mark davis' though.
I'd say proportionately the diameter is 1/3 of his thigh. and you do know that he works out, right?
maybe if you ask nicely he'll email it to you
When did Irazumi Kiss go from banging fat bitches to sucking cock guess he got rejected a lot on here from chicks so now hes resorting to wanking off to Rorys puny cock
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sorry, don't watch much porn and certainly don't know any names apart from mark davis *cunt spasm*.
rory's cock is waaaaay bigger than mark davis' though.
I'd say proportionately the diameter is 1/3 of his thigh. and you do know that he works out, right?
maybe if you ask nicely he'll email it to you
ha ha ha...okey...is it close to any of these?
http://www.penisdiary.com/wp-images/big-cock-porn2.jpg
http://dirtypaco.com/blogsorg/boimages/homemade_porn_twink_cock.jpg
http://www.rabbitsreviews.com/blog/porn/huge-cock-porn.jpg
As an aside, I can't believe we're jacking a Cade-centric thread by talking about Rory's cock!
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ha ha ha...okey...is it close to any of these?
http://www.penisdiary.com/wp-images/big-cock-porn2.jpg
http://dirtypaco.com/blogsorg/boimages/homemade_porn_twink_cock.jpg
http://www.rabbitsreviews.com/blog/porn/huge-cock-porn.jpg
As an aside, I can't believe we're jacking a Cade-centric thread by talking about Rory's cock!
photo one is photoshopped.
but none of those. because he snaps in the mirror they are front on so can't see any curve. it looks thicker than those though
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Dang, I didn't notice the first one because I was going by Google thumbnails in choosing. You're right, though. Lots of cock p-shopping going on in porn promo shots. A travesty, I say.
Here's a good thick 'un that's not Photoshopped...
http://www.tutorials-reviews.com/images/bigcock-porn.jpg
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I'm just getting lots of big arses...
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