So where are all the board hos tonight?

[pointless]

To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go
To right the unrightable wrong
To love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star

This is my quest
To follow that star
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far

To fight for the right
Without question or pause
To be willing to march into Hell
For a heavenly cause

And I know if I'll only be true
To this glorious quest
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm
When I'm laid to my rest

And the world will be better for this
That one man, scorned and covered with scars
Still strove with his last ounce of courage
To reach the unreachable star

 

[JoeS1977]

Of course I paid the cheque, like a true urbane gentleman.

And then I stuck it to her! Get it? GET IT???

Yeah Funny



NOT!

 

[Luk]

Yeah Funny



NOT!

A not joke? Really?

 

[JoeS1977]

A not joke? Really?

You still here or did you're self fucking not go very well? Not able to get it up?

 

[Luk]

You still here or did you're self fucking not go very well? Not able to get it up?

I don't need to fuck myself. You should try getting laid from a woman that doesn't require inflating. Or digging one up from a grave.

 

[pointless]

MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.

She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane.

It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.

Keep away from her,
Send for Chino!
This is not the
Maria we know!

Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!

MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

MARIA
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

MARIA
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:

GIRLS
What mirror where?

MARIA
Who can that attractive girl be?

GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?

MARIA
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

GIRLS
Such a pretty me!

ALL
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

 

[IndieSnob]

BTW where is that crazy mo fo Indiesnob? Wasn't he one of your squeezes.

 

[JoeS1977]

Hey there!

Talking your pills again?

 

[IndieSnob]

Hey there!

Talking your pills again?

Hell no.

I like being certifiably nuts.

 

[JoeS1977]

Hell no.

I like being certifiably nuts.

I bet. So how was posterofagirl as a lay?

 

[IndieSnob]

I bet. So how was posterofagirl as a lay?

I don't remember.

I've slept with so many women on this board that I've lost track of who was good or not.

 

[Luk]

I bet. So how was posterofagirl as a lay?

You said you maybe had 100 posts total yet you're gonna bust that in just two days. Congrats?

Next on Fox

Trolls that fail miserably on the interwebs

 

[Raidho]

He has the downlow on Petey's basement.

I definitely gotta get some of that.

 

[JoeS1977]

I don't remember.

I've slept with so many women on this board that I've lost track of who was good or not.

Kewl! You gonna spill for a brother?

You said you maybe had 100 posts total yet you're gonna bust that in just two days. Congrats?

Next on Fox

Trolls that fail miserably on the interwebs

Seriously. Go. Away.

He has the downlow on Petey's basement.

I definitely gotta get some of that.

Yeah there? Want some dick baby? I hear you collect them.

 

[Raidho]

Yeah there? Want some dick baby? I hear you collect them.

It's true. I stuff 'em and mount 'em on my mantle.

I don't accept COD's, though. You'll have to pay to play.

 

[JoeS1977]

It's true. I stuff 'em and mount 'em on my mantle.

I don't accept COD's, though. You'll have to pay to play.

Well then baby I'll be by in an hour. I just have to check out of this hotel.

 

[Raidho]

Well then baby I'll be by in an hour. I just have to check out of this hotel.

Do a girl a favor and use a sharp serrated knife?

Otherwise, the ends don't match, and it's too hard to stuff.

I knew I could count on you.

 

[JoeS1977]

Do a girl a favor and use a sharp serrated knife?

Otherwise, the ends don't match, and it's too hard to stuff.

I knew I could count on you.

baby I'm gonna stuff it deep in you. You're gonna feel so good.

 

[Raidho]

baby I'm gonna stuff it deep in you. You're gonna feel so good.

Has that line actually ever worked for you?

 

[Javagirl2008]

VermillionSkye you still cybering with all the men on the board? I could use a fresh batch of photos. Got any new ones?
Avalon still around?
How about BnB?


Any new ones? Those chicks have been had by so many men they're used up.

I think thats the chick who goes by JustSkye and shes still a loser

 

[Raidho]

Looks like the paragon of class and virtue has made her entrance; time for me to sidestep my destiny.

 

[KRCummings]

Sometimes a troll manages to get under some skin and annoy people, other times they just look stupid from the start.

 

[JoeS1977]

Has that line actually ever worked for you?

Is it working for you?

 

[KRCummings]

Is it working for you?

Guy, you really suck at this.

 

[JoeS1977]

Sometimes a troll manages to get under some skin and annoy people, other times they just look stupid from the start.

Nice to see you too bitch. And I mean bitch.

You're attitude could use some work.