Ask the Magic 8 Ball

[Ezarc]

Will this celibacy trip be a good one for me?

 

[Guest]

 

[peachykeen]

My sources say no, Ezarc.

 

[Guest]

 

[Ezarc]

My sources say no, Ezarc.

Doh!

 

[Eumenides]

Will my set get built and painted in time?

 

[peachykeen]

Will my set get built and painted in time?

Cannot predict now.



(Sometimes 8 ball is just not all that helpful.)

 

[Eumenides]

Ok, let's see if it's more helpful here. Will I get approved for the 100 dollars worth of dresses I need to buy for the show?

 

[peachykeen]

Don't count on it.

 

[Eumenides]

Thank goodness I don't believe in magic pool balls three times the size of the original!

 

[Willing and Unsure]

will I go out with the guy from last night again soon?

 

[Freya]

Will I find that man who can tap into my hidden sexual desires, and make me see stars?

 

[Rambrat]

will I ever get any taller?

 

[Guest]

 

[peachykeen]

W&U - without a doubt

Freya - most likely


(but as Eumenides points out, the ball is kinda crap, so don't come yellin' at me if it's wrong, OK?)

 

[peachykeen]

will I ever get any taller?

first it was, reply hazy try again.

then it settled on very doubtful.

sorry.

 

[Guest]

 

[intrigued]

Hmph!

Ms. Keen....I am going in my attic in search of my ouija board. It will allow me to ask all the questions I want to, until I get the answers I like.

 

[peachykeen]

OK kids, Magic 8 Ball is on break while peachy goes and snuggles up with Mr Keen to watch Sleepy Hollow as it's got that cute Johnny Depp fella in it and I've been meaning to watch it for ages now.

Will I be back later?


8 ball says, outlook not so good...

 

[Freya]

isnt this a pointless qu, Freya?

why should a man go to all the trouble to find out what your sexual desires are, when you insist on keeping them hidden?

why not just tell him?

or are you into some freaky stuff, like scat, or bukkake?

I'm not asking for someone to probe me like a scientist while I lay there passively, expecting him to have ESP and figure things out on his own. But with the right parnter, I feel it's easier to lay yourself bare in terms of what you both want. It takes trust, a certain level of comfortableness, and partners who are willing to explore with each other. Not every man is capable of bringing that out in his partner - nor is every woman capable of it either. Some people have a fixed idea of what is appropriate or not, and are unwilling to venture outside that limited focus.


What the hell is bukkake?

 

[Rambrat]

It takes all kinds of losers to make up society

the squirrels are very satisfied!