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[Edward Teach]

My father once told me that if a young woman wanted the fucking of a lifetime, she should take a horny old man of about seventy to bed.

It took me many years to understand what he meant.

 

[kimbalee]

My father once told me that if a young woman wanted the fucking of a lifetime, she should take a horny old man of about seventy to bed.

It took me many years to understand what he meant.

*snerk*

I'm getting great laughs out of reading this thread.

and I think we need a role call of all those "horny old guys" who are 70ish... for research purposes, of course.

 

[Miss_Misaki]

I figure it's all a fact of life on an openly sexual site like this. These guys just can't help themselves, I suppose, since they get a taste of uninhibited communication here. It's kind of sad, but not exactly condemnable with literary death. If such PMs annoy you, ignore them and move on with your life.

I suppose you could put a note in your siggy stating that you don't appreciate unsolicited chat offers and such, lol. I've been considering it myself. :3

 

[sr71plt]

I figure it's all a fact of life on an openly sexual site like this. These guys just can't help themselves, I suppose, since they get a taste of uninhibited communication here. It's kind of sad, but not exactly condemnable with literary death. If such PMs annoy you, ignore them and move on with your life.

I suppose you could put a note in your siggy stating that you don't appreciate unsolicited chat offers and such, lol. I've been considering it myself. :3

What PMs? Yet another post assuming the OP says something it doesn't.

 

[Edward Teach]

*snerk*

I'm getting great laughs out of reading this thread.

and I think we need a role call of all those "horny old guys" who are 70ish... for research purposes, of course.

I'm not there yet, but I'm a pretty good actor.

 

[Austin8]

What PMs? Yet another post assuming the OP says something it doesn't.

Your right sr. Seems folks are 'assuming' the term 'messages' in the original post, means PM's. Suppose it could, but we don't know that for sure.

 

[Edward Teach]

I figure it's all a fact of life on an openly sexual site like this. These guys just can't help themselves, I suppose, since they get a taste of uninhibited communication here. It's kind of sad, but not exactly condemnable with literary death. If such PMs annoy you, ignore them and move on with your life.

I suppose you could put a note in your siggy stating that you don't appreciate unsolicited chat offers and such, lol. I've been considering it myself. :3

Good god! Three posts and no stories, where are the offers coming from?

 

[kimbalee]

I'm not there yet, but I'm a pretty good actor.

okay, that's one less than 70ish pretty good actor.

Good god! Three posts and no stories, where are the offers coming from?

I'm guessing that with "wickedredhead" as a username, merely being signed in would generate some intrest from some sorts of people here. Then again, I'm just speculating. <shrug>

 

[_Lynn_]

okay, that's one less than 70ish pretty good actor.



I'm guessing that with "wickedredhead" as a username, merely being signed in would generate some intrest from some sorts of people here. Then again, I'm just speculating. <shrug>

Ya think?

 

[kimbalee]

Ya think?

well, I did have that thought.

 

[_Lynn_]

well, I did have that thought.

A good thought, in my opinion.

 

[kimbalee]

A good thought, in my opinion.

it seems to me that if you didn't want to be contacted you'd choose something like:

LetMeBea
DoNotTalkToMe
IvanTobeAlone

or something like that.

 

[SweetWitch]

My father once told me that if a young woman wanted the fucking of a lifetime, she should take a horny old man of about seventy to bed.

It took me many years to understand what he meant.

I always did have a thing for older men...

 

[The_Fool]

I always did have a thing for older men...

I always did have a thing for women.

 

[_Lynn_]

it seems to me that if you didn't want to be contacted you'd choose something like:

LetMeBea
DoNotTalkToMe
IvanTobeAlone

or something like that.

Maybe so. Unless someone took that as a challenge to get the person to talk.

Could try something like:

FreeSTD
FreeHerpes

 

[SweetWitch]

I always did have a thing for women.

Women have a thing for you, too.

Maybe so. Unless someone took that as a challenge to get the person to talk.

Could try something like:

FreeSTD
FreeHerpes

Vodka spew.

 

[_Lynn_]

Women have a thing for you, too.



Vodka spew.

Just a thought.

 

[sr71plt]

If you want to take the OP at face value, it's just as likely the poster signed up, lurked, and decided she didn't like what she saw, expecting/wanting something else--or signed up to what a few others have posted in recent days. Her first post espouses a preference for bi women. It makes an interesting pattern. There's no reference to either stories or PMs.

 

[SlickTony]

Another person who comes into a butcher shop, and complains that all there is for sale there is meat...

I haven't been in here for a while, having been busy with stuff in the outside world, but I'm an author.

 

[glynndah]

Another person who comes into a butcher shop, and complains that all there is for sale there is meat...

I haven't been in here for a while, having been busy with stuff in the outside world, but I'm an author.

Sorry. You can't be. There is nothing here but horny old men.

 

[The_Fool]

Sorry. You can't be. There is nothing here but horny old men.

And the women that got them that way.

 

[Miss_Misaki]

What PMs? Yet another post assuming the OP says something it doesn't.

Sorries. I assumed indeed. I guess the fact that the only "messaging" I've encountered on this site outside of the forums is the PM system is why I did something so very, very foolish.

I'll accept my punishment with dignity and grace... provided I can kneel on all fours and beg for mercy as I do it. :3 Please be gentle!

:caning:

 

[sr71plt]

Sorries. I assumed indeed. I guess the fact that the only "messaging" I've encountered on this site outside of the forums is the PM system is why I did something so very, very foolish.

I'll accept my punishment with dignity and grace... provided I can kneel on all fours and beg for mercy as I do it. :3 Please be gentle!

:caning:

All fours is a very nice offer indeed.

 

[SweetWitch]

Sorry. You can't be. There is nothing here but horny old men.

Another vodka spew.

I'm going to need a new computer if this keeps up.

 

[john-the-author]

I always did have a thing for older men...

<a-HEM> How old do you need the men to be? And will silver hair and a few laugh lines do it?

Do we have to remember Truman, or would you settle for JFK? I remember JFK. Hell, I *saw* JFK once.