Ladies: Can You Queef on Command?

[Killswitch]

I'm all queefed out thanks to the Stern show

lol....

 

[Generic_chick]

Ladies don't queef.

 

[Killswitch]

Ladies don't queef.

It has little to do with ettiquette and you know it. Most women are embarrassed when it happens. Most men find it a huge turn on.

Smart men...or smartass men will actually attempt to mske it happen....I've done that before....lol

 

[Camille Savage]

I only save it for special occasions.

Ohhhh, that extra special birthday queef for the special fella or gal.

 

[Camille Savage]

I'm all queefed out thanks to the Stern show

When Eddie Murphy was on 'Inside the Actor's Studio' and asked what his least favorite word is he said "Queef" and it got such a wild response. Just the way he said it made it sound like the most disgusting word ever

I haven't seen that & I like Eddie Murphy.

 

[Camille Savage]

Ladies don't queef.

Real women queef!

 

[Bert Notorius]

Ladies don't queef.

They do when i'm through with them..............................

 

[Camille Savage]

It has little to do with ettiquette and you know it. Most women are embarrassed when it happens. Most men find it a huge turn on.

Smart men...or smartass men will actually attempt to mske it happen....I've done that before....lol

The Joy of Queefing
by
Killswitch

 

[Camille Savage]

They do when i'm through with them..............................

you've got that air pumping action going, huh?

 

[Killswitch]

The Joy of Queefing
by
Killswitch

lol....

Im considering a subtitle "It's just Air in there..."

 

[Bert Notorius]

you've got that air pumping action going, huh?

I'm full of hot air.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

you've got that air pumping action going, huh?

He knows how to ping his pongs.

 

[Camille Savage]

I'm full of hot air.

lemme see you launch a nerf rocket from your penis.

 

[Bert Notorius]

lemme see you launch a nerf rocket from your penis.

My personal donut holder. It queefs, just in the inaudible spectrum. Dogs start to barking.

 

[Camille Savage]

lol....

Im considering a subtitle "It's just Air in there..."

A recipe for whipping up some queef.

 

[Camille Savage]

My personal donut holder. It queefs, just in the inaudible spectrum. Dogs start to barking.

that must come in handy.

Krispy Kreme?

 

[Morcheeba]

Fun with Names!

CamilleQueefAlot
BertheNotoriousQueefer
GenericaQueefya
JustQueef (sung by Lady GaGa, Skye, heh)
JohnnyRayQueefing
QueefyVetteman
KillSwitchingandQueefing
JtoHisPBQueef
MorQueefy

 

[Camille Savage]

CamilleQueefAlot

Maybe that should be my new user title.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I can't help it. Somethings just interest me.

 

[John Doe]

Until seeing the Queef Sisters on South Park recently, I didn't know what a queef was. I thought they were pussy farts.

I thought they were too. What are they?

 

[piccicatopolka]

Ladies don't queef.

yeah... and we just call 'um cunt farts anyway

I did once in a Pilates class and told a girlfriend it wasn't going to stink - she said she knew it wouldn't

I never asked her how she knew the difference

 

[Morcheeba]

Maybe that should be my new user title.

Or... SavageQueefer.

But you're right, my first name was thee best.

 

[Killswitch]

I came.
I saw.
I queefed.


Give me liberty, or give me a queef!


To queef, or not to queef. That is the question.

 

[Killswitch]

Susan Boyle can queef on command I bet.

 

[Camille Savage]

I thought they were too. What are they?

They're queefs!