Chicago Litogether 2009

Mark, is the soccer team made up of queer players, or what? Because it's not something that I take kindly to, either. Just saying.

And hell yeah, I wish I was there!


Stella, as I said before I was not trying to insult anyone, I am totally not homophobic so if I did offend anyone I totally and honestly apologise.
 
I'm not certain. It's been an odd weekend.

We've had two different hockey teams stay at the hotel, some folks watched a Straight Men for Gay Guys DVD last night - bad porn - and there has been flirting, groping, and lots of sex, MF, FF, multiples . . .

Of course no offense was intended.

At a Litogether, sex is fun. All kinds of sex.

This is the thread about the Litogether, by the way. Quite frankly, if you aren't here, you don't know what is happening, nor are you aware of the inside jokes.

It isn't fair to be judged by people who are not here.

We love you, we'll see you in a few days.
Sadly, inside jokes will be misunderstood when the outside hears them... and remember your friends who aren't there are sensitive about some epithets, okay? That was true before you left for Chicago-- hasn't changed in the past couple of days.

Not to be tedious, but if the soccer team IS gay, that's fine with me, and probably with Sue as well-- if by "gay" you mean "plays badly" then we've got a problem. :p

We expect very detailed reports on those sexual encounters, guy!
 
Sadly, inside jokes will be misunderstood when the outside hears them... and remember your friends who aren't there are sensitive about some epithets, okay? That was true before you left for Chicago-- hasn't changed in the past couple of days.

Not to be tedious, but if the soccer team IS gay, that's fine with me, and probably with Sue as well-- if by "gay" you mean "plays badly" then we've got a problem. :p

We expect very detailed reports on those sexual encounters, guy!


They totally weren't bad players, they had the best ball control I've seen in years....
 
At a Litogether, sex is fun. All kinds of sex.
Somebody was having sex? Where the *$&# was I??? :(

We spent the last 3 hours in the party room watching the Silence Of The Lambs Musical, Real Life Vs The Internet, and the 50 best stop motion videos.

Seriously....this is my 4th Lit-together and I'm still waiting for the wild orgy that's supposed to happen. Oh well, at least I finally got to give everyone massages (and got many kudos, which will keep a smile on my face for weeks). :D

And SSS, next time I have you booked for at least 60 minutes on one of the first two days (after you standing me up two years in a row, I'm not trusting you to wait until the last day again :p ).
 
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Shibaricon

For anyone who was intrigued by last night's demo and wishes to learn a lot more about the use of ropes, they should attend Shibaricon which is being held at an O'Hare area hotel on Memorial Day Weekend. Just search for that event on Google and you will find lots of info about it. Maybe it could be an occasion for a field trip. :)
 
Hey any Chicago Litsters who are awake and moving - meet you at the party room so we can reclaim any leftover liquor (strangely enough - no rum left over) and your supplies - coffeepots and crockpots and electric skillets and things - and maybe do some minimal tidy-up damage control before we leave the room to the maids who've taken such good care of us.

I want coffee. And breakfast.

IHop? I need to be waited on today.

I know some of you are awake because as I walked down the hall I heard a beautifully sweet voice delivering a volley of "Ohs!" in rising crescendo orgasmic bliss.

You know who you are. Can't believe that sound carried so well into the hallway, but it certainly made me smile.

Breakfast. Coffee. Party Room.

Now.

Enjoy breakfast Sarahh, and anybody else who is awake (and not otherwise engaged ;)).

I'll see y'all around noon to help clean up and transport stuff. :kiss::kiss::kiss:
 
Hey any Chicago Litsters who are awake and moving - meet you at the party room so we can reclaim any leftover liquor (strangely enough - no rum left over) and your supplies - coffeepots and crockpots and electric skillets and things - and maybe do some minimal tidy-up damage control before we leave the room to the maids who've taken such good care of us.

I want coffee. And breakfast.

IHop? I need to be waited on today.

I know some of you are awake because as I walked down the hall I heard a beautifully sweet voice delivering a volley of "Ohs!" in rising crescendo orgasmic bliss.

You know who you are. Can't believe that sound carried so well into the hallway, but it certainly made me smile.

Breakfast. Coffee. Party Room.

Now.

I'm coming...er not coming, I already...er I mean I'll be right there!
 
Hey any Chicago Litsters who are awake and moving - meet you at the party room so we can reclaim any leftover liquor (strangely enough - no rum left over) and your supplies - coffeepots and crockpots and electric skillets and things - and maybe do some minimal tidy-up damage control before we leave the room to the maids who've taken such good care of us.

I want coffee. And breakfast.

IHop? I need to be waited on today.

I know some of you are awake because as I walked down the hall I heard a beautifully sweet voice delivering a volley of "Ohs!" in rising crescendo orgasmic bliss.

You know who you are. Can't believe that sound carried so well into the hallway, but it certainly made me smile.

Breakfast. Coffee. Party Room.

Now.

I've made four trips up and down the hall since 6 am and have yet to see any signs of life.
 
I'm with Des. I'm in a complete pout about the lack of orgiastic experience. Maybe after I've been around more and don't feel like quite such a fifth wheel (said position being the story of my life, yanno.)

:D
 
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