Betticus went back to the hospital

[im_a_voyeur]

I'm so sorry that you had to go through all that. You definitely are a survivor for having gone thru all that. Not many could have experienced what you did without anesthesia and lived to tell the tale. I am wishing you all the best and hope the worst is behind you.

 

[ultramarineblue]

lol what she said
I want to steal teh hammie. So cute.

I want to steal them too. Perhaps we should devise a plan?

Which do you think would work better? Gluten free brownies or the gluten free chocolate chip cookies?

 

[ecstaticsub]

Bett--I am so glad to hear you are back home. What a scary situation.

Please take care of yourself.

 

[Nymphomaniacal]

I want to steal them too. Perhaps we should devise a plan?

Which do you think would work better? Gluten free brownies or the gluten free chocolate chip cookies?

I think we shall. Lets just not get thwarted by Bett's puppy dog eyes and pouts if we manage to make it near the hammies.

Lets make both just to be on the safe side.

 

[Harmony_1985]

You just make sure that this time you do as the doctors told you Betticus!

 

[Netzach]

Jesus H Christ! On a pogo stick!

Careful there, amigo. Glad to hear that's behind you.

 

[satindesire]

Jesus H Christ! On a pogo stick!

Careful there, amigo. Glad to hear that's behind you.

Okay, I'm hijacking two threads in a row here.

But where on earth did the saying "Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick!" come from?

 

[Red_Hot_Mama]

Glad your back, Bett! Feel better and take care of yourself.

 

[Keroin]

Bett, sorry man. Sucky deal all around. But you're still here, always a plus.

Can you give me some specifics regarding what foods you are supposed to avoid and what you're supposed to eat and why? One of my close friends is a nutritionist (a very good one), I may be able to get some info and resources for you.

Smiles - K

 

[Betticus]

I'm just doin little stuff around the house till the hammies wake up... then it's go time!

 

[Shankara20]

I'm just doin little stuff around the house

like ironing your white cotton undies?

 

[didi_louise]

Oh Babes, you've been right through it, ain't you?

You just take it easy... we SURE don't want you getting fucked the prison way (I had to laugh at that!!)

 

[mediocre]

No drinks?



There's always pot. (Small attempt at humor)

 

[ultramarineblue]

I think we shall. Lets just not get thwarted by Bett's puppy dog eyes and pouts if we manage to make it near the hammies.

Lets make both just to be on the safe side.

I think we can stand strong. Shit, maybe we should try blindfolds. I don't know if I can resist puppy dog eyes and stuff.

Fantastic idea. Maybe we should throw in some fresh fruit too.

like ironing your white cotton undies?

hahahaha...nice one

 

[Nymphomaniacal]

I think we can stand strong. Shit, maybe we should try blindfolds. I don't know if I can resist puppy dog eyes and stuff.

Fantastic idea. Maybe we should throw in some fresh fruit too.



hahahaha...nice one

Im thinking blindfolds. He can be quite powerful with the pouting.

Another wonderful idea. We'll get away with it for sure.

 

[Betticus]

Nobody irons white cotton pannies! The warmth of her skin and the way they fit will take care of any wrinkles.

And for you two naughty girls, you could just ask if you can play with the hammies. They are really friendly if you have a sunflower seed or some broccoli.

 

[Nymphomaniacal]

Psh.

Nobody irons white cotton pannies! The warmth of her skin and the way they fit will take care of any wrinkles.

And for you two naughty girls, you could just ask if you can play with the hammies. They are really friendly if you have a sunflower seed or some broccoli.

But where would the fun be in that? Come now. We have to be a little more devious than that ;P

 

[ultramarineblue]

Im thinking blindfolds. He can be quite powerful with the pouting.

Another wonderful idea. We'll get away with it for sure.

Blindfolds it is....I can feel the success already!

Nobody irons white cotton pannies! The warmth of her skin and the way they fit will take care of any wrinkles.

And for you two naughty girls, you could just ask if you can play with the hammies. They are really friendly if you have a sunflower seed or some broccoli.

*eyes him suspiciously*

But where would the fun be in that? Come now. We have to be a little more devious than that ;P

I'm thinking he's setting up a trap for us. Mmmmhmmm. That's got to be it.

 

[Windflower]

Holey crap. No drinking ever again is not a big deal. You survived and that beats the alternative. Take it easy and heal well quickly.

 

[Nymphomaniacal]

Blindfolds it is....I can feel the success already!



*eyes him suspiciously*



I'm thinking he's setting up a trap for us. Mmmmhmmm. That's got to be it.

That must be it!
This subbie doesnt trust the Hammie trap!

 

[PatchIsMe]

I understand that Betticus like shiny things....maybe a nice ball of tinfoil thrown in the opposite direction will help ?? Maybe you could put a bell of sorts on it too ?

 

[Nymphomaniacal]

I understand that Betticus like shiny things....maybe a nice ball of tinfoil thrown in the opposite direction will help ?? Maybe you could put a bell of sorts on it too ?

Right!
Blindfolds on us, and a small ball of tinfoil with a bell....
I do believe we have a sucessful plan

 

[PatchIsMe]

Blindfolds on you ?!? D'er ! I has become slightly confused.... maybe the shiny things distracted me......

 

[Nymphomaniacal]

Blindfolds on you ?!? D'er ! I has become slightly confused.... maybe the shiny things distracted me......

Lol we are avoiding his puppy dog eyes and his pouts with blindfolds
We know the second he brings those out we're done for

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I hope Betticus doesn't laugh out any stitches or anything crucial after reading all this claptrap...