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[scouries]

Here’s something else I’d like to see: I’d like to see

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HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III

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allow all THREADMASTERS to delete any post they don’t want on their thread.​

I’m james r scouries and I think I should be able to decide who can post on my thread…

[size=+2]Dolphins agree …[/size]

 

[sr71plt]

Here’s something else I’d like to see: I’d like to see

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HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III

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allow all THREADMASTERS to delete any post they don’t want on their thread.​

I’m james r scouries and I think I should be able to decide who can post on my thread…

[size=+2]Dolphins agree …[/size]

Yeah, I'll just bet you do. *laugh*

I like it the way it is.

 

[michchick98]

So I set out to investigate. It took me a while but I finally discovered where they had hidden Book 1 on the LITEROTICA site. And as my eyes slid down the list I didn’t recognize any of the authors. Who are these people I wondered. Where are the LITEROTICA greats? Where were you? rgjohn? TryAnything? What the heck was going on?

The first book came out long before you came along, scourahh. It's been advertised on the Lit homepage for years. Of course, if you took the time to look, you'd have known that. Instead you turn it into yet another insult against someone who's obviously called you out on your bullshit in the past.

Kinda fitting for the queen of putrified drivel. We'd expect nothing less.

 

[michchick98]

Here’s something else I’d like to see: I’d like to see

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HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III

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allow all THREADMASTERS to delete any post they don’t want on their thread.​

I’m james r scouries and I think I should be able to decide who can post on my thread…

[size=+2]Dolphins agree …[/size]

It's highly amusing watching you preen and primp and kiss Laurel's ass when we all know she doesn't give two shits about you or this thread.

 

[sarahhh]

QUOTE sarahhh So I notice this book on Amazon.com entitled "Literotica 2: The Very Best of Literotica.com." On the first Literotica page under News there is "The Literotica Book, so go get a copy." But that's the first one, way beyond our time. Then on the next Literotica page, under Site Index, Stories & Pics, Stores, Literotica Book, there it is again, the first book. Oh, and under the Table of Contents it lists the authors/stories.

I must admit dear lady that I’d never heard of Book 1 before you mentioned it let alone this mysterious Book 2.

So I set out to investigate. It took me a while but I finally discovered where they had hidden Book 1 on the LITEROTICA site. And as my eyes slid down the list I didn’t recognize any of the authors. Who are these people I wondered. Where are the LITEROTICA greats? Where were you? rgjohn? TryAnything? What the heck was going on?

Then my eyes fell on the name of Dixie Cunt Lee. What? That asshole’s not an author! “He hasn’t written anything in years,” I exclaimed aloud to the empty room, aghast that the QUEEN could somehow be associating herself with this all round General Board pervert. This sick individual who spends twenty-three hours a day starting new threads. This second class minion of the infamous KillerMuffin .

Dear sarahhh , I would advise you to completely ignore this work. It’s definitely not worth it.

I couldn’t find Book 2 but if it includes more of this Lee idiot don’t waste your time. It’ll just be garbage!

I’m james r scouries and I think somebody’s been hoodwinking the QUEEN…

[size=+2]Dolphins think DCL is Literoticas biggest joke …[/size]

Well, it's not Literotica 1 I'm interested in, it's Literotica 2. It's like the Literotica 2 book has a Top Secret clearance. Like Ace. Why isn't Literotica 2 being advertised and talked about on this site? Who are the authors? It sure sounds like a work of erotica to me. Then why isn't it an e-book since there is a fortune to be made in erotica e-books (according to Ace and her sister)? It's all quite mysterious to me.

 

[scouries]

Wow misshick , we had gone three full pages without one of your wonderfully interesting posts!

I normally ignore them but Gabby reminded me that your March order had come in and we shouldn’t totally ignore one of our best customers.

And it must be noted that to achieve misshick-less pages we did have to endure a huge number of your inspirational leader the pilot’s posts during that same time. Which wasn’t good.

So what’s better – the overbearing pomposity of the chief or the squawking of one of his agents? A difficult decision indeed!

Anyway hon, I’m going to make you an offer of a lifetime: if you take another three page scouries thread posting break we’ll throw in, absolutely free, a life sized, color, james r scouries autographed picture when we ship out your order.

I’m james r scouries and I think I should be able to decide who can post on my thread…

[size=+2]Dolphins agree …[/size]

 

[Safe_Bet]

Wow ...Anyway hon, I’m going to make you an offer of a lifetime: if you take another three page scouries thread posting break we’ll throw in, absolutely free, a life sized, color, james r scouries autographed picture when we ship out your order.

He's telling the truth, Michchick. It's a life sized picture of his dick and he prints it on a postage stamp...

 

[scouries]

I received this comment yesterday by e-mail.


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I honestly have to say that every time I come back on this site to read some stories, I find this one soo disturbingly erotic...it's one of those that kind of drags the reader in despite the reader's will not to. And I have read this one alot, but it just hits me soo deep..just like a cock...

*DO NOT hit the REPLY button to respond to this email.*

Thank you dear lady for your kind words. They are greatly appreciated. An author loves to hear that one of his stories has really evoked some strong feelings.

However, unfortunately you didn’t identify the story you were referring too.

Which meant that I ended up spending half the night tossing and turning trying to figure out which one of my works you were referring to.

Gabby wasn’t pleased…

I’m james r scouries and I love my readers…

[size=+2]Dolphins swim …[/size]

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I mean, I don't really want to buy the book until I know what's in it. I got my money right here. You know, the green stuff with kittens instead of presidents.

Awwwwwwwwww Spurtrahhhhh loves us so much s/he put us on the monopoly money! How sweet!

Did you frame your first kitten-dollar? You are so freaking adorable, I can't stand it.

Okay, at this point my curiosity is killing me. I'm wondering who are the authors/stories.

Oh? Really, curious little kitty? Jealous much? *laugh*

 

[scouries]

still freezing in florida...brrrrrrrrrrr

QUOTE sarahhh Why isn't Literotica 2 being advertised and talked about on this site? Who are the authors?

An official investigation will be launched my dear. I’m going to contact my sources in the palace forthwith.


QUOTE poorbet :caning: He's telling the truth, Michchick. It's a life sized picture of his dick and he prints it on a postage stamp...

You’ve still got your fixation with the scourian penis don’t you my dear?

And I’ll bet you’d like to do the same thing to the big guy that you do to your “postage stamps” – lick him until he gets nice and big and sticky.

I’m james r scouries and I bet that poorbet swallows…

[size=+2]Dolphins know she does …[/size]

 

[Safe_Bet]

...curious little kitty?...

Holy crap! You mean Sarahhhhh is your alt now too?



EWWWW! Now that I think about it, sharing an alt with scouries sounds WAY unsanitary! I Hope you spray him/her/it down good with Lysol before touching it!

 

[sarahhh]

Oh? Really, curious little kitty? Jealous much? *laugh*

Actually, I would never give permission for my stories to be in the book. Not that I would ever be asked. I don't have favorite-author status and take tea with the Queen like you do.

No, I get the opposite treatment. You know, like rejecting my contest stories for much ado about nothing, turning the link for my contest stories on and off so people can't read, vote, and comment on them, putting my contest stories at the end of the New list instead of near the top, deleting my stories not at my request, deleting the link for my book (like you have for yours) off my profile without telling me. I probably have forgotten a few.

I made my list of who I think are the authors in the book. So why the big secret. Just tell me who the authors are so I don't have to waste money buying it. Hey, I don't have books on the New York Times best-seller list like you.

Oh never mind. Scouries will solve yet another mystery.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Actually, I would never give permission for my stories to be in the book. Not that I would ever be asked. I don't have favorite-author status and take tea with the Queen like you do.

No, I get the opposite treatment. You know, like rejecting my contest stories for much ado about nothing, turning the link for my contest stories on and off so people can't read, vote, and comment on them, putting my contest stories at the end of the New list instead of near the top, deleting my stories not at my request, deleting the link for my book (like you have for yours) off my profile without telling me. I probably have forgotten a few.

I made my list of who I think are the authors in the book. So why the big secret. Just tell me who the authors are so I don't have to waste money buying it. Hey, I don't have books on the New York Times best-seller list like you.

Oh never mind. Scouries will solve yet another mystery.

Okay this post just confirmed it. BFW really IS Sarahhhhhh!

 

[sarahhh]

Here’s something else I’d like to see: I’d like to see

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HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III

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allow all THREADMASTERS to delete any post they don’t want on their thread.​

I’m james r scouries and I think I should be able to decide who can post on my thread…

[size=+2]Dolphins agree …[/size]

CODE RED ALERT!!!

I would post in big red letters, but I don't want anyone to think I borrowed TampaxRad's lipstick.

Jim, there is yet another devious plot in AH land to usurp your thread as the most popular one on this forum. The title of the thread in question is: "Why don't people like sr71plt care about anyone but themselves?"

A counterintelligence operation must be launched at once! Where is Ace when you really need him? I mean, it does say on the back of his books ". . . a bisexual former supersonic spy jet pilot, intelligence agent, and diplomat . . ."

Speaking of your books, Ace, are you on the Standard Plan or ProPlan with CreateSpace? I want to tell scouries precisely how much money you don't make (since you are giving it all away to your sis) on each book of yours sold.

Oh never mind. I'll figure it out both ways. You're probably busy being diplomatic.

 

[sr71plt]

Oh never mind. I'll figure it out both ways. You're probably busy being diplomatic.

Sorry, I was busy being operated on this afternoon. You'll have to ask Selena your CreateSpace question. I just write them; Selena does the rest.

Wouldn't have answered your question anyway. You owe me answers to three questions before you get any more answers from me.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

CODE RED ALERT!!!

I would post in big red letters, but I don't want anyone to think I borrowed TampaxRad's lipstick.

Jim, there is yet another devious plot in AH land to usurp your thread as the most popular one on this forum. The title of the thread in question is: "Why don't people like sr71plt care about anyone but themselves?"

A counterintelligence operation must be launched at once! Where is Ace when you really need him? I mean, it does say on the back of his books ". . . a bisexual former supersonic spy jet pilot, intelligence agent, and diplomat . . ."

Speaking of your books, Ace, are you on the Standard Plan or ProPlan with CreateSpace? I want to tell scouries precisely how much money you don't make (since you are giving it all away to your sis) on each book of yours sold.

Oh never mind. I'll figure it out both ways. You're probably busy being diplomatic.

Hold on, and I thought that I wrote fiction. Drone self-proclaims that he's a supersonice spy jet pilot, intelligence agent, and diplomat?

Wow, Goldfinger.

This just gets better and better. Yet, when you confront the gay man, I mean, bi-sexual man, he has no explanation. He just throws these things out there. Wasn't there a song about Drone written by Brad Pasley where he used the Actor Jason Alexander in a video and Jason pretends that he's 6'5" and built.

I guess we can be anyone, so long as we don't stray from Cyberspace, but Drone takes this to the extreme.

And all this time, I just thought he was...a queer.

 

[michchick98]

Wow misshick , we had gone three full pages without one of your wonderfully interesting posts!

I normally ignore them but Gabby reminded me that your March order had come in and we shouldn’t totally ignore one of our best customers.

And it must be noted that to achieve misshick-less pages we did have to endure a huge number of your inspirational leader the pilot’s posts during that same time. Which wasn’t good.

So what’s better – the overbearing pomposity of the chief or the squawking of one of his agents? A difficult decision indeed!

Anyway hon, I’m going to make you an offer of a lifetime: if you take another three page scouries thread posting break we’ll throw in, absolutely free, a life sized, color, james r scouries autographed picture when we ship out your order.

Well, as I said before scourahh, I'm out of toilet paper so send it on. As for the life sized color picture, I need something for my dog to shit on, so yeah, send that too.

I’m james r scouries and I think I should be able to decide who can post on my thread…

Tough luck, princess. You see, this being an unmoderated forum and you being no more than an unpaid author here, I can post wherever and whenever I want. Until I break any forum rules, I'll continue to post here. Besides, you pollute other threads when you're not wanted, so turnabout is fair play.

Have a nice day, queenie.

 

[michchick98]

Oh never mind. Scouries will solve yet another mystery.

And what mystery would that be? Probably the one about you being a hermaphrodite, I'd suppose. Sorry, butch, it ain't no mystery.

 

[sarahhh]

And what mystery would that be? Probably the one about you being a hermaphrodite, I'd suppose. Sorry, butch, it ain't no mystery.

Shouldn't you be busy giving away more of your books for free? You know, what they are worth. (She really is giving away books for free, I don't make this stuff up.)

 

[michchick98]

Shouldn't you be busy giving away more of your books for free? You know, what they are worth. (She really is giving away books for free, I don't make this stuff up.)

You're quite the observant one, butch. If this was meant to be an insult, I'd say you failed miserably. I'm so glad that something as simple as me giving away free e-books sets you off.

At least I ain't offering fake boob pictures or fucking my family members to get my stuff to sell. Did I miss mentioning any other of your promotional gimmicks? I mean, they've worked so well for you so far.

 

[Daniellekitten]

I hope you aren't hot on getting an answer. If you throw more than a ccouple of words at her, she gets very confused. So how are you doing, Miss Sheri?

 

[scouries]

OK sarahhh here we go….

The Panthers won last night!

So did the Penguins!

Thursday night “Sid the Kid” and the rest of the Penguin Punks are skating into town… or will Sid take another night off?

To paraphrase Winston Churchill: "We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Florida, we shall fight on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength with our fists and our sticks and our skates, we shall defend our land, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender…."

I’m james r scouries and I think I should be able to decide who can post on my thread…

[size=+2]Panthers are going to drown a few Penguins …[/size]

 

[scouries]

P T L...

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Oh My Gawd!!!! Danikat ????

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Praise the lord that you’re still among us! We’ve missed you…

I’m james r scouries and Danikat will always be allowed to post on my thread…

[size=+2]Dolphins are asking who the hell is Sheri??? …[/size]

And what does she have to do with our goddess sarahhhh and the ?

Hey you guys, do you think it’s finally time for the three of us to reunite and issue another story under the Grand_High_Poobah name? We had so much fun the lst time...

 

[sarahhh]

OK sarahhh here we go….

The Panthers won last night!

So did the Penguins!

Thursday night “Sid the Kid” and the rest of the Penguin Punks are skating into town… or will Sid take another night off?

To paraphrase Winston Churchill: "We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Florida, we shall fight on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength with our fists and our sticks and our skates, we shall defend our land, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender…."

I’m james r scouries and I think I should be able to decide who can post on my thread…

[size=+2]Panthers are going to drown a few Penguins …[/size]

Sid the Kid has a bad groin. Didn't that happen to you when you were out on your boat playing "Put Out or Get Out" with the Dolphins cheerleaders? As I recall you make a vow of celibacy for a week, wimp.

Hey, the new and improved (new coach, new star) Penguins have won 3 in a row on the road, and it will be 4 after tomorrow nite.

Here's a trivia question for you . . .

Q: Can a penguin kick a panther's ass?

A: Only in hockey.

 

[sarahhh]

You'll have to ask Selena your CreateSpace question. I just write them; Selena does the rest.

I wouldn’t ask Queen eXcessica for the time of day. She’d tell me it’s 2:07 a.m.

So Ace, I figured it both ways. Let’s take one of your print books on Amazon.com published via CreateSpace.

The list price on your book Cruising Through History is $19.99. If you’re Pro Plan (I mean, who isn’t a “pro” if you’re not, at mostly everything), you are making a little over $8.00 per book sold the way I figure it. Wow! And who said erotica POD wasn’t profitable? Although, as you have stated numerous times, all your profits go to the queen.

I suspect that the mere posting of this info will boost your sales. I mean, the book is short stories about the history of the sexual pursuit of man by man, correct? Once scouries and BFW have purchased and read your book, I anticipate quite the enlightening discussion between the three of you.

So is this book self-published POD?