Aw fuck. Stupid dog owners.

[Le Jacquelope]

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I'm all you think about now. Do you realize just how stupid you're making the General Board look?

 

[Gonorrhea]

*Friendly bump*

 

[Chance_Deveraux]

So we're sitting outside closing insurance and annuity deals in blue jeans with lemonade and a certain neighbor's doberman comes, pees on the Hi Hy (highlander hybrid) - which we find out later - and then comes around to the front door and crouches into position to attack our toddler.

Well, I scared the shit out of our clients by pulling out a 9mm and shooting the dog in the head.

The sheriff's deputy comes and animal control comes and take care of the problem. Problem solved.

NOT.

So, hours later, while we're still closing this deal, the dog's idiot owner, some scrawny assed wanna be cowboy with a big truck, comes by knocking on all the neighbors doors looking for his lost dog, and finally comes to my door. I ask him if it was a doberman, and he says yes. I tell him what happened and he flips the fuck out, I tell him his dog shoulda been on a leash, he starts screaming about why does his dog have to be on a leash, why don't we put the kid on a leash, blah blah, and I told him the dog was on our property, threatening my kid, end of argument. He says who am I to tell him 'end of argument' and tries to push me. I punch him out and slap a nasty little compression lock on his biceps, drag him several hundred feet, and throw him off my property. Then I repeat, end of argument, get in his truck and get lost.

So the sheriff's deputy just came and left, I had lemonade waiting for him, we drank and laughed about the dude calling the cops on me and threatening to sue. His arm's supposedly broken. I bet it's his muscles are all fucked up. He's got medical bills, for sure. Our client came out and asked if we wanted him and his wife to file their own police report against this guy. So we are.

If he hadn't pushed me, I'd be in a world of trouble right now.

I bet he was reading the General Board and believed all that bullshit about how I can't fight, LOL. Good job, guys heheh.

Stupid dog owners. They should be the ones put on a leash.

Geez, what was I smoking when I posted this bunch of crap??

As if grown ups would believe this fairy tale.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Still on your idiot crusade to claim this didn't happen, JackHoleJim?

You know, I'd be glad to bring you over and show you the house of the guy whose dog came to maul my kids. He's still trying to sue.

Of course I'd also punch your lights out on sight. And then the client who was with me at the time might come by and take a piss on your unconscious body. And then a dozen of my other friends in the area would join in.

But you're too much of a scared little peckerwood to come out of your mom's basement much less confront anyone face to face.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Le Jacquelope]

C'mon by if you think I'm lying, pasty. But please wear flashing lights on your clothes so I don't step on you by accident.

 

[Luk]

Still on your idiot crusade to claim this didn't happen, JackHoleJim?

You know, I'd be glad to bring you over and show you the house of the guy whose dog came to maul my kids. He's still trying to sue.

Of course I'd also punch your lights out on sight. And then the client who was with me at the time might come by and take a piss on your unconscious body. And then a dozen of my other friends in the area would join in.

But you're too much of a scared little peckerwood to come out of your mom's basement much less confront anyone face to face.

How about you show us your hybrid, first.

 

[loveumore]

Oh man, I guess "Le" was right. This online is full of morons. Ok, Im the guy who was sitting there next to him when this incident went down. I live in an area nearby and we have major issues with dogs intruding on people's property, okay? We deal with wandering dogs occasionally biting kids, okay? You people don't know what you're talking about. Oh yeah you must thnk I'm an alternative or whatever. When you snot nosed brats get out of hi school your attitude will change real fast. Le wasn't kidding when he said this General place is stupid.

.............

 

[TerribleChester]

.............

HAHAHAHA

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Shut the fuck up, Dana.

Where's my phone call?

 

[Ham Murabi]

Congrats, LT, on your hilarious never-ending thread.

 

[pellso27]

My dog is very smart, Thank you!

 

[Javagirl2008]

LT, did I miss Your Annual Death and then Your Second Coming where you come back as yet another asshole troll?

I see you're still as worthless as ever.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

LOL. This is why your forum is laughed at by so many people. You'll forever be known as the idiots who would rather let your spouse and kid be torn up by dogs than defend your family.

No wonder your forum is ridiculed so much.

 

[HeavyStick]

No wonder your forum is ridiculed so much.

Exactly, shitty canine assassinating threads like this won't win over the PETA crowd.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You know, atropos1 recently proposed the idiot theory that if you follow someone around long enough, then they own you...

 

[Atropos1]

You know, atropos1 recently proposed the idiot theory that if you follow someone around long enough, then they own you...

I never said that. Go back and read it again. And then read it AGAIN, just to make sure you get it.

 

[HeavyStick]

I never said that. Go back and read it again. And then read it AGAIN, just to make sure you get it.

How dare you dispute what LT said you said.

As if you have any idea of what's going through your mind.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

HeavyStump, just be glad you can't afford a dog.

If that pooch ever wound up on my front doorstep growling at my wife and kids I would be sure to deliver its carcass to your doorstep and then beat the fuck out of you with your gun in your hand.

You can then lay up in the hospital asking yourself whether or not your ass beating really happened.

 

[HeavyStick]

HeavyStump, just be glad you can't afford a dog.

If that pooch ever wound up on my front doorstep growling at my wife and kids I would be sure to deliver its carcass to your doorstep and then beat the fuck out of you with your gun in your hand.

You can then lay up in the hospital asking yourself whether or not your ass beating really happened.

Whatever Francis.

http://www.davejenkins.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/francis.jpg

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Stumpy, all I have to do is sneeze and a punk ass like you would blow out of town. I step on your ilk on accident every day, midget boy.

 

[Atropos1]

Stumpy, all I have to do is sneeze and a punk ass like you would blow out of town. I step on your ilk on accident every day, midget boy.

Only because he'd be afraid of catching your stupid like a disease. You keep talking about how you and your friends would beat up and laugh at the people here if you ever met in RL; well, I'm thinking everybody you know in RL has caught whatever the fuck infectious idiocy you have. Either that or you've made them up and don't really HAVE any friends(which is much more likely).

 

[HeavyStick]

Stumpy, all I have to do is sneeze and a punk ass like you would blow out of town. I step on your ilk on accident every day, midget boy.

*yawn*

It's 1:45 am in California, and you expect people to believe all the lies you've told? Honestly, if you're this married bad ass with 3 kids and running this multi-septillion a year insurance business how can you log so many hours on Lit and your other forums?


You're a fucking joke.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Heavystump, little boy, you're nothing.

You let your dog run around growling at someone's wife and kid and you better believe you will get your sorry little make believe marine ass kicked.

Guaranteed.