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[sarahhh]

Oh, my. You mean Sarahh is really a . . . oh, my. I'm always the last to know.

Oh yeah, and now you get your mother to come to your defense. Wimp.

 

[sarahhh]

Oh yeah, and now you get your mother to come to your defense. Wimp.

And I bet she's totally pissed you maxed out her credit card buying your e-books so you could look good on the sales reports. Oh well, what are mothers for.

 

[sr71plt]

Oh yeah, and now you get your mother to come to your defense. Wimp.

My mother is still dead. Freddie has already committed that (typically) tasteless faux pas. You'll have to think up your own. But you're really getting silly and childish now. Don't you have any sophisticated and clever alts I can talk to for a while?

(Hey did you see my nifty recent book reviews posted to the top of this forum?)

 

[sr71plt]

And I bet she's totally pissed you maxed out her credit card buying your e-books so you could look good on the sales reports. Oh well, what are mothers for.

Not able to keep up with your alt shifting? You're having a conversation with yourself now.

 

[bsergi1]

And I bet she's totally pissed you maxed out her credit card buying your e-books so you could look good on the sales reports. Oh well, what are mothers for.

I laughed.

 

[bsergi1]

And I bet she's totally pissed you maxed out her credit card buying your e-books so you could look good on the sales reports. Oh well, what are mothers for.

Sarahh, do you think we laughed at his dead mother one too many times and he stomped his feet and left?

 

[sarahhh]

My mother is still dead. Freddie has already committed that (typically) tasteless faux pas. You'll have to think up your own. But you're really getting silly and childish now. Don't you have any sophisticated and clever alts I can talk to for a while?

(Hey did you see my nifty recent book reviews posted to the top of this forum?)

You only think your mother is dead. Just like you think you can write anything that would entertain anybody that is alive.

Scouries only paid me until 8:00 p.m. to suffer fools gladly. So you better really hurry up. Your mother (yeah, I do seances) told me you're good at premature ejaculation. But if you're homo, does that really matter?

Hey, I'll talk at you tomorrow. Unless you have to fly off in your paper airplane on a spy mission or something. Oh my, an up-the-kilt espionage endeavor across the ocean?

 

[sr71plt]

I laughed.

Ahh, got those alts back on track now, Sarahh? What about that sophisticated one I asked you about?

 

[bsergi1]

Ahh, got those alts back on track now, Sarahh? What about that sophisticated one I asked you about?

Are you calling me un-sophisticated?

 

[sr71plt]

Are you calling me un-sophisticated?

Yeah, if you were sophisticated, you'd certainly know there was no hyphen in "unsophisticated."

 

[bsergi1]

Yeah, if you were sophisticated, you'd certainly know there was no hyphen in "unsophisticated."

I know there is no hyphen in it. I only used it to make a point, which I can see that you got. You spend alot of time correcting people's spelling and grammar on this site. Perhaps you were an English teacher before you became a pilot. Perhaps you had a homosexual affair with one of your students, then went to jail and studied up on how to fly a plane, like the terrorist's did before 9/11. You seem to have a need to pick at and correct people. What you don't understand is quotation marks. They should only be used for speech and not to draw attention to a particular word in a sentence. That's what your little I is for at the top of this box. And, perhaps that's not the only little thing in front of you. If I were less sophisticated, I'd call you a name at the end of this post.

 

[sr71plt]

I know there is no hyphen in it. I only used it to make a point, which I can see that you got. You spend alot of time correcting people's spelling and grammar on this site. Perhaps you were an English teacher before you became a pilot. Perhaps you had a homosexual affair with one of your students, then went to jail and studied up on how to fly a plane, like the terrorist's did before 9/11. You seem to have a need to pick at and correct people. What you don't understand is quotation marks. They should only be used for speech and not to draw attention to a particular word in a sentence. That's what your little I is for at the top of this box. And, perhaps that's not the only little thing in front of you. If I were less sophisticated, I'd call you a name at the end of this post.

You seem a little upset, Sarahh. Tired of your game already? Well, pooh.

 

[bsergi1]

You seem a little upset, Sarahh. Tired of your game already? Well, pooh.

I'm not Sarahh. I believe he/she left at 8:00 as announced. You are left with me. I'm not tired. As a matter of fact, I'm just starting to wind up, like the prop on a plane.

 

[sr71plt]

I'm not Sarahh. I believe he/she left at 8:00 as announced. You are left with me. I'm not tired. As a matter of fact, I'm just starting to wind up, like the prop on a plane.

Well, then, maybe you have one or two more judgmental sermonettes for me. I'm sure you'll share them.

Oh, and sorry that you weren't that fond of my take on your "sophisticated" post. I thought it was rather amusing myself. But perhaps we should reverse roles for a while. I could do the snarky badgering and you could do the repartee. How would that be?

And you could put your font in disappearing pink. That would be very adult, wouldn't it?

 

[bsergi1]

Well, then, maybe you have one or two more judgmental sermonettes for me. I'm sure you'll share them.

I'm not a preacher! And, I'm not Sarahh, or any other alt, as you call them. If you can take the time to pick on and make fun of people who make a simple human error, I believe I can take the time to point it out to you, that it's an unbecoming attribute. You might think you are doing the person a favor by pointing it out, but I think you are trying to bully people.

 

[sr71plt]

I'm not a preacher! And, I'm not Sarahh, or any other alt, as you call them. If you can take the time to pick on and make fun of people who make a simple human error, I believe I can take the time to point it out to you, that it's an unbecoming attribute. You might think you are doing the person a favor by pointing it out, but I think you are trying to bully people.

I've added to my last post while you were posting this. I'll forgive you this time, but I'd suggested that I be the one to do the snarky badgering for a while and you do the one-line comments. Thus, we are already out of order.

 

[bsergi1]

Well, then, maybe you have one or two more judgmental sermonettes for me. I'm sure you'll share them.

Oh, and sorry that you weren't that fond of my take on your "sophisticated" post. I thought it was rather amusing myself. But perhaps we should reverse roles for a while. I could do the snarky badgering and you could do the repartee. How would that be?

And you could put your font in disappearing pink. That would be very adult, wouldn't it?

Is pink your favorite color, dude? I personally prefer baby blue.

So nice of you to go in and edit a post and not giving me the opportunity to completely respond to your entire thought. That wasn't a snarky line, it was sarcastic, plain and simple.

 

[sr71plt]

So, here you go, my first one:

I was just bantering with the hyphen, you hopeless, humorless piece of dog shit. Get a life. You come in here and just start ragging on people and think that makes you King Tut and oh so superior? You arrogant asshat.

OK, now, you do the one-line "get over yourself" repartee.

 

[sr71plt]

So nice of you to go in and edit a post and not giving me the opportunity to completely respond to your entire thought. That wasn't a snarky line, it was sarcastic, plain and simple.

Ah, that's one of Scourie's complaints. I often come back and correct mistakes and add. You'll just have to live with that--or not.

 

[bsergi1]

I've added to my last post while you were posting this. I'll forgive you this time, but I'd suggested that I be the one to do the snarky badgering for a while and you do the one-line comments. Thus, we are already out of order.

And, just because you put in another post before I had time to respond only proves the fact that you have the bullying attitude down pat. Does the name Eddie Haskell mean anything to you?

 

[sr71plt]

And, just because you put in another post before I had time to respond only proves the fact that you have the bullying attitude down pat. Does the name Eddie Haskell mean anything to you?

No . . . no. That wasn't a clever one-liner. You must try harder. Put a little humor into it (which you obviously are lacking).

(But review your posts and tell me who the bully is.)

 

[bsergi1]

So, here you go, my first one:

I was just bantering with the hyphen, you hopeless, humorless piece of dog shit. Get a life. You come in here and just start ragging on people and think that makes you King Tut and oh so superior? You arrogant asshat.

OK, now, you do the one-line "get over yourself" repartee.

I didn't just come into this thread. I've been watching it for months. I have seen you correct spelling on other posters. Apparently, it strikes a nerve with you. You are the one who is an arrogant, knitpicking asshole and I'm sick of other people being shat upon by the likes of you.

 

[sr71plt]

I didn't just come into this thread. I've been watching it for months. I have seen you correct spelling on other posters. Apparently, it strikes a nerve with you. You are the one who is an arrogant, knitpicking asshole and I'm sick of other people being shat upon by the likes of you.

Bullshit. You're just one of the regulars getting your rocks off--with an inferiority complex.

Sorry, I don't find you either amusing or plausible. You'll just have to live with your little irritations (talk about anal retentive).

 

[bsergi1]

No . . . no. That wasn't a clever one-liner. You must try harder. Put a little humor into it (which you obviously are lacking).

(But review your posts and tell me who the bully is.)

You are like the kid being brought down to the principal's office who didn't have anything to do with the fight. "Boohoo, he hit me first", cried SR71plt.

I think I read a little bit further down in this site something like, he pushed me and I pushed him back. I work with a bitch just like you. You must take lessons on how to always portrait yourself as the victim to always come out with the sympathy from the bystanders. It's an art, honey, and you've got it nailed to the wall.

 

[sr71plt]

You are like the kid being brought down to the principal's office who didn't have anything to do with the fight. "Boohoo, he hit me first", cried SR71plt.

I think I read a little bit further down in this site something like, he pushed me and I pushed him back. I work with a bitch just like you. You must take lessons on how to always portrait yourself as the victim to always come out with the sympathy from the bystanders. It's an art, honey, and you've got it nailed to the wall.

Ah, see. You did have another judgmental sermonette in you.