Happy Birthday UYS!

[sassynyc]

Many happy birthday wishes to you Annie. Would love to say I made this cake myself....at least the dirty thought comes directly from me.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HlZTOkjITf0/SIOqYOLDdCI/AAAAAAAAAEM/_lknb1VTMx8/s400/penis%2Bcake.JPG

Orlando wanted to be here in person to give you your birthday licks

http://www.redsheet.com/orlando_bloom_nude/orlando_bloom_nude.jpg​

 

[vampiredust]

Happy Birthday!

Hope you have a great day!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Thankyou guys! mmmmmmmmm hasn't Orlando got the sexiest eyes make me tingle all the way down to my ......
who cares that we're snowed in he can keep me warm all day and allllll of the night!

 

[WickedEve]

http://www.eveshabit.com/RonBirthday.jpg


Happy Birthday

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Thankyou guys! mmmmmmmmm hasn't Orlando got the sexiest eyes make me tingle all the way down to my ......
who cares that we're snowed in he can keep me warm all day and allllll of the night!

well, I would prefer LL Cool J, but hey, it's your party!

Happy Birthday, Annie!

 

[Angeline]

Happy birthday to the sweet and sexy Annie! May your year be filled with love and poetry and um this guy who I had to post so you can get that image Eve posted out of your head lol.

http://bestof.provocateuse.com/images/photos/orlando_bloom_99.jpg

 

[annaswirls]

Happy Birthday!!!

http://orlandobloom.celebden.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/orlando_bloom1.gif

More bloomin' eyes for you....​

 

[UnderYourSpell]

*Worries about Eve*
Ohhhhhhhh Orlan....dooooooo
glad the rest of you don't want him he's all mine and I ain't sharing not that he would have enough energy left for you once I've finished with him
Your pics not showing Ange did you change your mind and keep him for yourself?

 

[Angeline]

*Worries about Eve*
Ohhhhhhhh Orlan....dooooooo
glad the rest of you don't want him he's all mine and I ain't sharing not that he would have enough energy left for you once I've finished with him
Your pics not showing Ange did you change your mind and keep him for yourself?

Really? I can see it. Damn. No I wouldn't keep him. He's very handsome but not my type. I'm still in love with the young Al Pacino. eagleyez and I have a deal that I'm allowed to cheat with Al and he's allowed to cheat with Lucinda Williams. Not such a great deal because a) neither of us has a snowball's chance in hell of meeting either of them; and b) Al's getting pretty long in the tooth and Lucinda ain't far behind. I guess we're stuck with each other.

 

[miss_trust]

have the happiest of happys

Seeing the type of cake you've gotten i could say something about swallowing but i'll just leave that out of it.

Enjoy the day!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Because of the heavy snow the meal is off but other things might be on the menu ........

 

[Under_Sun]

Happy Birthday UYS! Hope you get some sunshine to melt the snow.... or at least some heat from your wonderful hubby.

 

[WickedEve]

*Worries about Eve*

I'm willing to share him with you since it's your bday.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Happy Birthday UYS! Hope you get some sunshine to melt the snow.... or at least some heat from your wonderful hubby.

Thankyou very much

I'm willing to share him with you since it's your bday.

Errrrr who is he?

 

[WickedEve]

Thankyou very much



Errrrr who is he?

Sigh.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Sigh.

Oh porn with a big dick don't let Champ near him

 

[WickedEve]

Oh porn with a big dick don't let Champ near him

Keep that witch away from my man.

Okay, just imagine yourself and the porn king curled up on a rug -- hand-woven from his body hair. A little ABBA playing in the background. A lot of penis coming toward you. Ah, Happy Birthday, Annie!

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNIEKINS!​

 

[Angeline]

Keep that witch away from my man.

Okay, just imagine yourself and the porn king curled up on a rug -- hand-woven from his body hair. A little ABBA playing in the background. A lot of penis coming toward you. Ah, Happy Birthday, Annie!

You're a scary girl, you know.

 

[champagne1982]

Ewww... Eve! I don't want JerJer's Bink anywhere near me. He's always been the icky kinda porn star in my books... But at least he's ermmm.. real.

happy day Annie banannie !

 

[WickedEve]

Ewww... Eve! I don't want JerJer's Bink anywhere near me. He's always been the icky kinda porn star in my books... But at least he's ermmm.. real.

happy day Annie banannie !

I'll just let you and Ange and Annie fight for him. Make it a good cat fight. Or a really bad one. It doesn't matter. That ma... I can't call him a man... um, that creature is mine.

Oh, this is giving me heartburn.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Keep that witch away from my man.

Okay, just imagine yourself and the porn king curled up on a rug -- hand-woven from his body hair. A little ABBA playing in the background. A lot of penis coming toward you. Ah, Happy Birthday, Annie!

Woven body hair?!!! blerkkkkkkkk! and I couldn't take 9.5 inches anyway he's all yours gal

Thankyou Tess and Champ luvs yer both

going back to look at Orlando wonder if there are any nudes of him?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

mmmmmmmm orgasmic .........

 

[annaswirls]

going back to look at Orlando wonder if there are any nudes of him?

I suppose that was a yes

Every time I see Orlando I swoop and swoon but always in my mind is: he is nothing when compared to our Jamison/Neonurotic.... wish I could see more of him.... Maybe someone will get me a Jamison in a cake for my birthday.

 

[WickedEve]

going back to look at Orlando wonder if there are any nudes of him?

Like this one?

http://www.eveshabit.com/orlando.jpg