Do not fuck with me.

Catch and release in the woods, put them back into the food chain. Then you need to find where they are getting in and plug it up with brillo pads. Karma applies to all living things...:)
 
Now I know what happened to my pet mouse. He was potty trained, had his own little car, tied his own shoe laces.........(sniffle).....Poor Stuart Little.:(

His first night on the town to pick up a date and you had to kill him before he lost his virginity.:mad:
 
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Catch and release in the woods, put them back into the food chain. Then you need to find where they are getting in and plug it up with brillo pads. Karma applies to all living things...:)

Worried.

One of these passed me by at a BBQ last Summer.

I puked. <snip>

It probably came back to eat your vomit.

Now I know what happened to my pet mouse. He was potty trained, had his own little car, tied his own shoe laces.........(sniffle).....Poor Stuart Little.:(

His first night on the town to pick up a date and you had to kill him before he lost his virginity.:mad:

Good movie.
 
Good movie.

Yes. It was. It tickled the imagination of many children and adults alike. One of those movies that kept thing in perspective between fantasy and with reality with no sexual overtones or overkill for mass extinction of mice. Fortunately, people like us know the difference.
 
Poison a mouse, before long there'll be a bad smell coming from somewhere inside your walls.

Depends on what you use. Ever seen those odd little black balls when mice or rats have mysteriously disappeared? Guess what the little black balls are.
 
Wow, do you do house calls? We've seen a couple recently, I hate mice so much!
 
Show no mercy to those fucking mice.

bastards, shitting everywhere, and roaming in the walls.
 
I'm outta here and bleaching everything, stuffing holes, you name it. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!

you know...

once upon a time a post like this around here would have been kind of hot.
 
Catch and release in the woods, put them back into the food chain. Then you need to find where they are getting in and plug it up with brillo pads. Karma applies to all living things...:)

I agree with this.
I can't believe you killed it.
 
Wow, do you do house calls? We've seen a couple recently, I hate mice so much!

Make me a millionaire first.

Show no mercy to those fucking mice.

bastards, shitting everywhere, and roaming in the walls.

Damn right.

you know...

once upon a time a post like this around here would have been kind of hot.

I bleached my asshole, too. It turned me on. Oh, oh, ohhhhh?

That sucked. I know.

I can't believe you killed it.

You should.
 
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