Teen Titans: The Next Generation OOC

[kittenofdeath]

Korand'r: of course friend Revan. All should know of the joys of love and fornication

X'Hal: *glares at her creator* I hate you

but you're so adorable when you're annoyed!

Revan: thank you, when your done i'll get you some mustard

Ravenor: what the hell is fornication?

 

[GothicVampire]

Beast Girl: ...Oh, pooh. >>

Cindy: ...What is a penis?

Beast Girl: 8D ...I'll tell you.

 

[kittenofdeath]

Beast Girl: ...Oh, pooh. >>

Cindy: ...What is a penis?

Beast Girl: 8D ...I'll tell you.

Raven: Beastgirl, no corrupting the young people

Ravenor: dont you have one?

 

[UnseenMaiden]

penises are those things her Majesty keeps as trophies after offing those men she goes to bed with....

what?

she's a psychobitch

Korand'r: *grins completely oblivious to his daughter's discomfort..as practically always* fornication is the act in which two members come together in the most joyous of ways

...

Match: *goes back to eating her popcorn* I am so going to ask Phantasm if I can room with her...this is worth it

 

[UnseenMaiden]

fucking malfunctioning site

 

[GothicVampire]

Cindy: ...Oh... OH! o_o ...You mean. ._. That is what sex is? ...Severing men's penises?

 

[UnseenMaiden]

only if you're her Majesty

Korand'r: O_O no sex is nothing that involves this severing of genitalia.... Please do not misunderstand

 

[GothicVampire]

Cindy: ...It is not? *is like standing in front of Kor, giving him her full attention*

lol. >>; *shakes head*

 

[kittenofdeath]

fucking malfunctioning site

it should be burned

Cindy: ...Oh... OH! o_o ...You mean. ._. That is what sex is? ...Severing men's penises?

ravenor:why would it only be the mens ones?

 

[GothicVampire]

Cindy: OHNO! *clings to Ravenor* The Queen is going to sever his penis!

 

[kittenofdeath]

Cindy: OHNO! *clings to Ravenor* The Queen is going to sever his penis!

Ravenor: WHAT?! but i like my penis, and it hurt like hell whenever i cut it, so getting it cut off would hurt like hell!

 

[UnseenMaiden]

Match: *is laughing to hard to speak right now*

X'Hal: how is it that such feeble intellects as you two made it thus far in life?

Korand'r: *frowns*Behave, X'etta. Ignorance of such things is not to be of a mocking matter. Earth is full of strange customs of Adult Conspiracies and the act of abstaining and such.

Match: *raises an eyebrow* wait.. you mean if Robyn had just given you the go ahead you would have been all over her like a fat man at a cake sale?..... I think my brain just melted a little.

X'Hal: *looks absolutely horrorfied*

 

[kittenofdeath]

Match: *is laughing to hard to speak right now*

X'Hal: how is it that such feeble intellects as you two made it thus far in life?

Korand'r: *frowns*Behave, X'etta. Ignorance of such things is not to be of a mocking matter. Earth is full of strange customs of Adult Conspiracies and the act of abstaining and such.

Match: *raises an eyebrow* wait.. you mean if Robyn had just given you the go ahead you would have been all over her like a fat man at a cake sale?..... I think my brain just melted a little.

X'Hal: *looks absolutely horrorfied*

Plasmus: *bursts through the door, looking older and with a buisness suit formed on her* Adult Conspiracies? i hate those, you lot kept me in the dark for years with those!

 

[GothicVampire]

Cindy: The Queen kills her prey, like...like a spider! Like a black widow! Yes, I heard of such spiders...and people have said she was like one. ...I don't have a penis. I am penis-less.

 

[kittenofdeath]

Cindy: The Queen kills her prey, like...like a spider! Like a black widow! Yes, I heard of such spiders...and people have said she was like one. ...I don't have a penis. I am penis-less.

Revan: then how do you go to the bathroom?

 

[GothicVampire]

Revan: then how do you go to the bathroom?

Cindy: ...I pee. Like everyone else does. I sit on the toilet. o_o And pee.

 

[kittenofdeath]

Cindy: ...I pee. Like everyone else does. I sit on the toilet. o_o And pee.

Ravenor: but, if it comes out of your penis, and you dont have a penis, then how does that work

Raven: how in the hell do you not know that? also, you might want to move your hand off cindys breast now

 

[GothicVampire]

Cindy: o_o I pee. Just pee. I don't have a penis like you. I am a girl. *is actually starting to get it*

 

[kittenofdeath]

Cindy: o_o I pee. Just pee. I don't have a penis like you. I am a girl. *is actually starting to get it*

Ravenor: what, girls dont have penisis? thats weird, what do you have down there?

 

[GothicVampire]

Ravenor: what, girls dont have penisis? thats weird, what do you have down there?

Cindy: ...A vagina? ...Like that other green lady said? ...Yes.

 

[kittenofdeath]

Cindy: ...A vagina? ...Like that other green lady said? ...Yes.

Ravenor: oooooh, i get it, men have peniss, women have vaginas, it makes so much sense now... but what are these for? *points to cindys breast that he is still holding*

 

[GothicVampire]

Ravenor: oooooh, i get it, men have peniss, women have vaginas, it makes so much sense now... but what are these for? *points to cindys breast that he is still holding*

Cindy: ...Errr... Ehhh... Well, I guess... *thinks* ...I did see a woman one time hold this baby up to her's... Umm. Feeding? *thinking, thinking* Yes, I think the baby was feeding... It was odd. I asked her...and she ran. I don't know how you feed a baby like that. o_o *shrugs* That is what I was told she was doing.

 

[GothicVampire]

Kor is losing his job. >>; KOR. ;_; These two!

 

[kittenofdeath]

Cindy: ...Errr... Ehhh... Well, I guess... *thinks* ...I did see a woman one time hold this baby up to her's... Umm. Feeding? *thinking, thinking* Yes, I think the baby was feeding... It was odd. I asked her...and she ran. I don't know how you feed a baby like that. o_o *shrugs* That is what I was told she was doing.

Ravenor: feeding? *leans in and smells them* they dont smell like food *'inspects' her breasts, though most would simply call it groping* maybe they produce food somehow, have you ever tried that?

Kor is losing his job. >>; KOR. ;_; These two!

aye, such a slacker isnt he?

 

[GothicVampire]

Ravenor: feeding? *leans in and smells them* they dont smell like food *'inspects' her breasts, though most would simply call it groping* maybe they produce food somehow, have you ever tried that?

Cindy: *blushes* ...Errr. No. No, I have not.

Beast Girl: *is laughing her ass off* ...>> Raven do something about your son before he goes too far.