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I has a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. :D

More specifically, I got a re-released version of the original 80's Raphael, with all the same accessories and everything. With both Transformers Classics and now these anniversary Turtles, my life is a happy one. ^_^
 
I've been cleaning for the Lunar New Year.
Out with the old, out with the old, out with the old ...
My home is becoming light and airy, scented with lysol, bleach & murphey's wood soap.
Pleasant.
 
How do I become a game show host? I think I'd be pretty damn good, it has to be decent money, some fame and notoriety, and free clothes.

I mean like is there an internship program, certification, how do you even start going towards that career path?
 
How do I become a game show host? I think I'd be pretty damn good, it has to be decent money, some fame and notoriety, and free clothes.

I mean like is there an internship program, certification, how do you even start going towards that career path?

you're not foolin' me... you just wanna kiss all the cute girls on camera in front of millions of viewers... you don't give a crap about the money or the clothes.

:kiss: :D
 
you're not foolin' me... you just wanna kiss all the cute girls on camera in front of millions of viewers... you don't give a crap about the money or the clothes.

:kiss: :D

I don't care about the cameras, just the kissing ;)

And the money, I want more money!
 
I don't care about the cameras, just the kissing ;)

And the money, I want more money!

but the cameras record it for you to play back later... lol ;) then you can think, "Yeah, that's me... I'm a hottie... they love me... ooohhh, look at her leaning in for the smooch even before I get to her... such a slut.. did I get her number after the show? Oh yeah, here it is... <dialing slutty girl in the boots and mini skirt's digits>"

:D
 
"Liar! Liar, Liar, Liar! You've all got your heads up your assholes because love is. It just is and nothing you can say can make it go away because it is the point of why we are here, it is the highest point and once you are up there, looking down on everyone else, you're there forever. Because if you move, right, you fall. You fall. "


Paulie, Lost and Deliriou
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Exactly how far do you think you can stretch this "open doors/closed doors" analogy? :confused:
 
1. carpet burns on your breasts are well worth the sting!:devil:

2. it's raining very hard so I am not looking forward to the walk to take minx to nursery. We thought about driving but it'll be a nightmare of cars. Plus it's just a few blocks away. I just dont like cold wet rain. :(

3. There are some amazing people on here.

4. I keep forgetting to leave comments on a certain someons photo webpage and yet I go every now and again to look at them to cheer me up.
 
Must get some work done.... must get some work done...... must get some....... oh bugger it, just chill instead
 
The minx and I have been invited over for lunch one day to a ladies house near us with her daughter who is in the minx's class. I am so outof my depth. I don't know whether I am supposed to bring something or is she meant she'd provide lunch and I am probably just getting nervous because it's new and she is new and yeah need to shut up now!
 
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The minx and I have been invited over for lunch one day to a ladies house near us with her daughter who is in the minx's class. I am so outof my debt. I don't know whether I am supposed to bring something or is she meant she'd provide lunch and I am probably just getting nervous because it's new and she is new and yeah need to shut up now!

Call her and offer to contribute to the lunch. If she refuses, take flowers or chocolates.

I wouldn't wear the Santa outfit until you know her a bit better.
 
Call her and offer to contribute to the lunch. If she refuses, take flowers or chocolates.

I wouldn't wear the Santa outfit until you know her a bit better.

*nods* I thought I'd ask her in the morning when I see her if she'd like me to bring anything.

I swear I'm not normally like this but this is the first time in 4 years that any of the moms in this town have invited us over or heck even stopped to have full conversation with us so I got all freaky nervous. Turns out she just moved here 3 months ago and doesn't know anyone either. Lmao, funny that it takes someone moving here from somewhere else to make a possible friend. :rolleyes:

roflol, I think we'll leave the santa outfit totally out of the equation;)
 
*nods* I thought I'd ask her in the morning when I see her if she'd like me to bring anything.

I swear I'm not normally like this but this is the first time in 4 years that any of the moms in this town have invited us over or heck even stopped to have full conversation with us so I got all freaky nervous. Turns out she just moved here 3 months ago and doesn't know anyone either. Lmao, funny that it takes someone moving here from somewhere else to make a possible friend. :rolleyes:

roflol, I think we'll leave the santa outfit totally out of the equation;)

Ha ! yes we live in a town like yours, you have to live here about 20 years before they accept you as a legal immigrant. Have to be married to your sister to get local status
 
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