Isolated Blurt Thread

[cloudy]

Yay spidey.

And you should be, cloudy.

Thanks.

I'm still just amazed that he's so into it...still likes it as much as he does. A lot of kids don't have the staying power at that age. Maybe he's found his niche.

 

[Trombonus]

I need to lay off the cutesy stuff. -_-

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

So proud of so many friends

Wish I could do more than just type it out.

 

[FatDino]

Anyone remembers me?

 

[cloudy]

Anyone remembers me?

I do!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Anyone remembers me?

DINO!

*pounce*

 

[impressive]

Spidey passed his test for his blue belt today.

Mama's all kinds of proud.

WTG, Spidey. My spawn & I test for yellow one week from Saturday. Bel tests for orange.

 

[FatDino]

I do!

Oi!

I got Cloudy-kissed and Sal-bounced. My day just keeps getting better.

I've missed everyone.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

WTG, Spidey. My spawn & I test for yellow one week from Saturday. Bel tests for orange.

When do you get to wear the sexy ninja looking outfit?

http://images.politicalmasks.com/sexy-ninja-costume.jpg

 

[Trombonus]

Anyone remembers me?

*poke*

 

[FatDino]

*poke*

*poke back*

Fill me in with the latest gossip, Tromby!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Anyone feeling up to the herculean task of getting me aroused?

Anyone?

Anyone?

 

[FatDino]

Anyone feeling up to the herculean task of getting me aroused?

Anyone?

Anyone?

I've gone 100% lesbian-y...I don't think I can help with that.

Wait...or is that what you want to hear about?

 

[Katyusha]

So proud of so many friends

Wish I could do more than just type it out.

BTW, I like your AV.

 

[Trombonus]

*poke back*

Fill me in with the latest gossip, Tromby!

Actually, I'm not entirely certain I'm the best person for that task. I've not been around here a whole lot these days.

Good to see you back though.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Best quote I've heard in a long time:

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I've gone 100% lesbian-y...I don't think I can help with that.

Wait...or is that what you want to hear about?

Naw, as much as lesbian porn is fun to watch, I want something a bit more ...... something...... well to be arrogant, I want something more me-centric. And as I am male..... odd male but male, thanks anyway.

 

[damppanties]

Best quote I've heard in a long time:

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

If you give her a limp penis...

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

If you give her a limp penis...

She brings home three studs from a porn shoot?

 

[FatDino]

If you give her a limp penis...

She makes a big "Ewwwwww!" and avoids you like a plague.

 

[damppanties]

*sigh*

 

[Safe_Bet]

If you give her a limp penis...

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."


(and then a lot of us go ""Ewwwwww!" and avoids you like a plague )

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."


(and then a lot of us go ""Ewwwwww!" and avoids you like a plague )

Thats a lot of ewwwww.

 

[CeriseNoire]

.....

 

[damppanties]

Thats a lot of ewwwww.

Can we stop with the ewwww now? I'm thinking of naked penii.

eta: with men attached to them. Each to one piece. Seriously, you people!